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OT - Train Ride
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Three engineers and three scientists were traveling by train to a conference. The scientists went to the ticket window and bought three one-way tickets. The engineers bought only one. The scientists remarked that there were three engineers but only one ticket. The engineers said to watch. Right before the train left the three engineers crammed into one rest room. When the conductor came through to collect tickets he checked the rest room and, seeing it occupied, said "Ticket please." One of the engineers cracked open the door and handed out the ticket, which the conductor validated. After a few minutes the engineers returned to their seats. The scientists were amazed, and said they'd try it on the way back. On the way back after the conference, the engineers and scientists met at the ticket window again. The scientists said "we know what to do" and bought only one ticket. But the engineers didn't buy any! Once again the scientists were perplexed. The engineers said "wait and see." As the train left the station the scientists got up and crammed themselves into a rest room. The engineers did the same. After a few minutes, before the conductor appeared, one of the engineers came out of their wash room and knocked on the door where the scientists were and said "Ticket please!" ] |
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Cliff, who are you and why do you post this crap here.
Cliff wrote: [ Three engineers and three scientists were traveling by train to a conference. The scientists went to the ticket window and bought three one-way tickets. The engineers bought only one. The scientists remarked that there were three engineers but only one ticket. The engineers said to watch. Right before the train left the three engineers crammed into one rest room. When the conductor came through to collect tickets he checked the rest room and, seeing it occupied, said "Ticket please." One of the engineers cracked open the door and handed out the ticket, which the conductor validated. After a few minutes the engineers returned to their seats. The scientists were amazed, and said they'd try it on the way back. On the way back after the conference, the engineers and scientists met at the ticket window again. The scientists said "we know what to do" and bought only one ticket. But the engineers didn't buy any! Once again the scientists were perplexed. The engineers said "wait and see." As the train left the station the scientists got up and crammed themselves into a rest room. The engineers did the same. After a few minutes, before the conductor appeared, one of the engineers came out of their wash room and knocked on the door where the scientists were and said "Ticket please!" ] |
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User Example wrote:
Cliff, who are you and why do you post this crap here. , . ,~~~~~~~~. /| |\ (Oooooch...) {_;""\} ( *MHMPFF* )O o (* @'-, \|||/ `~~~~~~~~" ,~ \~,"" (o o) ; , (" ,----ooO--(_)-------. | | | | Please | /| | \ | don't feed the | ,(=~~==[]) | TROLL's ! | ( \`-' ;( '--------------Ooo--' ) \ /\ \ |__|__| ( ) ) ) ) || || * /_/ /_/ ooO Ooo |_\ |_\ JW Nick -- Motormodelle / Engine Models: http://www.motor-manufaktur.de Ellwe 2FB * VTM 87 * DLM-S3a * cubic more to come ... |
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Hey ???? (got even a nick-name?...User Example is so hard to say!),
I don't know either, but he does appear to have a "real" name at least. And the Train Ride joke was at least as on topic as the stuff you commented on about PayPal. Take care. Brian Lawson, Bothwell, Ontario. question to self...why do I bother to answer even one these ages-old-seemingly-repeated-every-twenty-four-hours type questions that always turn in to America-all-the-way political brouhaha's posted here? answer to self...still stupid I guess! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 12:30:08 GMT, User Example wrote: Cliff, who are you and why do you post this crap here. Cliff wrote: [ Three engineers and three scientists were traveling by train to a conference. The scientists went to the ticket window and bought three one-way tickets. The engineers bought only one. The scientists remarked that there were three engineers but only one ticket. The engineers said to watch. Right before the train left the three engineers crammed into one rest room. When the conductor came through to collect tickets he checked the rest room and, seeing it occupied, said "Ticket please." One of the engineers cracked open the door and handed out the ticket, which the conductor validated. After a few minutes the engineers returned to their seats. The scientists were amazed, and said they'd try it on the way back. On the way back after the conference, the engineers and scientists met at the ticket window again. The scientists said "we know what to do" and bought only one ticket. But the engineers didn't buy any! Once again the scientists were perplexed. The engineers said "wait and see." As the train left the station the scientists got up and crammed themselves into a rest room. The engineers did the same. After a few minutes, before the conductor appeared, one of the engineers came out of their wash room and knocked on the door where the scientists were and said "Ticket please!" ] |
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Brian Lawson wrote:
Hey ???? (got even a nick-name?...User Example is so hard to say!), I don't know either, but he does appear to have a "real" name at least. And the Train Ride joke was at least as on topic as the stuff you commented on about PayPal. Yeah, but at least there's a point to the Paypal question.. cliff, dropping his steaming piles here every few minutes, really doesn't contribute much at all. John Take care. Brian Lawson, Bothwell, Ontario. |
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JohnM wrote:
Brian Lawson wrote: Hey ???? (got even a nick-name?...User Example is so hard to say!), I don't know either, but he does appear to have a "real" name at least. And the Train Ride joke was at least as on topic as the stuff you commented on about PayPal. Yeah, but at least there's a point to the Paypal question.. cliff, dropping his steaming piles here every few minutes, really doesn't contribute much at all. John Take care. Brian Lawson, Bothwell, Ontario. You guys perchance scientists? This engineer LIKED that joke, I'm gonna tell it at next week's meeting of my Rotary Club. Why all the clatter about off topic posts which have headers leading off with "OT"? That's plenty of fair warning, so filter them out or let your eyes slip over them as I do. And, grousing about wasted bandwidth isn't meaningfull nowadays, one porno clip on an alt.binary newsgroup swallows more bandwidth than several months worth or rcm posts do, and there are many thousands of those out there. (DAMHIKT) Jeff -- Jeffry Wisnia (W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE) "Truth exists; only falsehood has to be invented." |
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"Jeff Wisnia" wrote in message ... And, grousing about wasted bandwidth isn't meaningfull nowadays, one porno clip on an alt.binary newsgroup swallows more bandwidth than several months worth or rcm posts do, and there are many thousands of those out there. (DAMHIKT) There is porn on the internet? Whodda thunk it? Chris |
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On Fri, 26 Aug 2005 15:33:02 -0400, Jeff Wisnia
wrote: You guys perchance scientists? This engineer LIKED that joke, I'm gonna tell it at next week's meeting of my Rotary Club. Why all the clatter about off topic posts which have headers leading off with "OT"? That's plenty of fair warning, so filter them out or let your eyes slip over them as I do. And, grousing about wasted bandwidth isn't meaningfull nowadays, one porno clip on an alt.binary newsgroup swallows more bandwidth than several months worth or rcm posts do, and there are many thousands of those out there. (DAMHIKT) Jeff Any favorites, Jeff? BTW, I enjoyed the joke too. |
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