An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says,

"Do you do immigrant style?

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No,"she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No" she says.

"I pay you $400.

"No" she says.

So finally he says,

"OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."

She thinks,"Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had
every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad
could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him.

Finally, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,

"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was OK.

So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."

AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
ARE DOING TO US!

Screwing us and we pay!

On Tuesday, January 30, 2018 at 11:23:56 AM UTC-6, Frank wrote:
An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says,

"Do you do immigrant style?

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No,"she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No" she says.

"I pay you $400.

"No" she says.

So finally he says,

"OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."

She thinks,"Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had
every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad
could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him.

Finally, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,

"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was OK.

So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."

AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
ARE DOING TO US!

Screwing us and we pay!


But, but, that's racist! snicker ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Giggling Monster

On Tue, 30 Jan 2018 12:23:51 -0500, Frank "frank wrote:

An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says,

"Do you do immigrant style?

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No,"she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No" she says.

"I pay you $400.

"No" she says.

So finally he says,

"OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."

She thinks,"Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had
every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad
could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him.

Finally, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,

"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was OK.

So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."

AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
ARE DOING TO US!

Screwing us and we pay!

What's wrong with ****in' on the government dime? Kind of like
fishing off the company pier

BTDT

On 1/30/18 12:23 PM, Frank wrote:
An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?"Â* he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says,

"Do you do immigrant style?

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No,"she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No" she says.

"I pay you $400.

"No" she says.

So finally he says,

"OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."

She thinks,"Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had
every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad
could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him.

Finally, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,

"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was OK.

So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."

AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
ARE DOING TO US!

Screwing us and we pay!

One of my favorite Twitter posts from @patsajak:

"I was almost run off the road this afternoon by some guy making an
undocumented U-turn."

Uncle Monster
Tue, 30
Jan 2018 17:56:31 GMT in alt.home.repair, wrote:

On Tuesday, January 30, 2018 at 11:23:56 AM UTC-6, Frank wrote:
An Illegal Immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100" she replies.

In broken English, he says,

"Do you do immigrant style?

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."

"No,"she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.

"I pay you $300."

"No" she says.

"I pay you $400.

"No" she says.

So finally he says,

"OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."

She thinks,"Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of
the world. How bad could immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him.

Finally, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,

"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But
that was OK.

So, what exactly is immigrant style?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."

AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL
IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO US!

Screwing us and we pay!


But, but, that's racist! snicker ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Giggling Monster

No, that's worth saving. [g]


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