A new cellphone app was just introduced. It's a PAUSE BUTTON for house
fires. It Pauses the fire until Fire Dept. arrives.

If your home starts on fire, simply grab you phone, and push the "Fire
Pause Button". Then call 911 for the Fire Dept.

The fire will remain on Pause until the F.D. arrives!

On 4/1/16 12:52 PM, wrote:
A new cellphone app was just introduced. It's a PAUSE BUTTON for
house fires. It Pauses the fire until Fire Dept. arrives.

If your home starts on fire, simply grab you phone, and push the
"Fire Pause Button". Then call 911 for the Fire Dept.

The fire will remain on Pause until the F.D. arrives!


Is there an app that pauses the ex-boyfriend who violates his
restraining order when he shows up at his ex-girlfriend's home with a
gun to shoot her ?

On Fri, 01 Apr 2016 11:52:12 -0500, wrote:

A new cellphone app was just introduced. It's a PAUSE BUTTON for house
fires. It Pauses the fire until Fire Dept. arrives.

If your home starts on fire, simply grab you phone, and push the "Fire
Pause Button". Then call 911 for the Fire Dept.

The fire will remain on Pause until the F.D. arrives!

When you first started posting I thought there was something seriously wrong with you. Since then you have eliminated any
doubt I may have had.

I do have one question though. With the moniker you have chosen I have to wonder are you a man, woman, fag, chick with a
dick, tranny, shemale or some other transgender freak?

Inquiring minds want to know.

On Fri, 01 Apr 2016 12:18:52 -0500, Gordon Shumway
wrote:


When you first started posting I thought there was something seriously wrong with you. Since then you have eliminated any
doubt I may have had.

I do have one question though. With the moniker you have chosen I have to wonder are you a man, woman, fag, chick with a
dick, tranny, shemale or some other transgender freak?

Inquiring minds want to know.

It copulates with rodents. You can often predict when this creature
will nym shift.

Just today: another example.

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Check the headers under Pinkcow or what ever....

Oren wrote:
On Fri, 01 Apr 2016 12:18:52 -0500, Gordon Shumway
wrote:


When you first started posting I thought there was
something
seriously wrong with you. Since then you have eliminated
any doubt I
may have had.

I do have one question though. With the moniker you have
chosen I
have to wonder are you a man, woman, fag, chick with a
dick, tranny,
shemale or some other transgender freak?

Inquiring minds want to know.

It copulates with rodents. You can often predict when
this creature
will nym shift.


and people keep responding to the ****....go figure