On Fri, 01 Apr 2016 11:52:12 -0500, wrote:

A new cellphone app was just introduced. It's a PAUSE BUTTON for house
fires. It Pauses the fire until Fire Dept. arrives.

If your home starts on fire, simply grab you phone, and push the "Fire
Pause Button". Then call 911 for the Fire Dept.

The fire will remain on Pause until the F.D. arrives!

When you first started posting I thought there was something seriously wrong with you. Since then you have eliminated any
doubt I may have had.

I do have one question though. With the moniker you have chosen I have to wonder are you a man, woman, fag, chick with a
dick, tranny, shemale or some other transgender freak?

Inquiring minds want to know.