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Did a computer repair yesterday and returned it today.
He said he knew how to hook it up. A few hours later he called and told me he could not enter text. From previous experience with this clown I knew at once he did not have the keyboard plugged in. My question: How did he manage to plug in the mouse, the AC cord, the monitor and the Ethernet cable? For that matter how did he even figure out how to dial my phone number? |
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On 3/13/2016 12:35 PM, philo wrote:
Did a computer repair yesterday and returned it today. He said he knew how to hook it up. A few hours later he called and told me he could not enter text. From previous experience with this clown I knew at once he did not have the keyboard plugged in. My question: How did he manage to plug in the mouse, the AC cord, the monitor and the Ethernet cable? How do you know he had ANY of those plugged in? He may have been staring at a BLACK monitor, banging on the keyboard and complaining that he "couldn't enter text!" For that matter how did he even figure out how to dial my phone number? I won't do repairs (computer, TV, etc.) or reinstalls (software) for hire. Gladly do them GRATIS for friends/colleagues but not "the paying public"... they expect too much and invest too little! |
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2016 14:35:02 -0500
philo wrote: Did a computer repair yesterday and returned it today. He said he knew how to hook it up. A few hours later he called and told me he could not enter text. From previous experience with this clown I knew at once he did not have the keyboard plugged in. My question: How did he manage to plug in the mouse, the AC cord, the monitor and the Ethernet cable? For that matter how did he even figure out how to dial my phone number? Must be your neighborhood. |
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On 03/13/2016 02:44 PM, Don Y wrote:
How did he manage to plug in the mouse, the AC cord, the monitor and the Ethernet cable? How do you know he had ANY of those plugged in? He may have been staring at a BLACK monitor, banging on the keyboard and complaining that he "couldn't enter text!" For that matter how did he even figure out how to dial my phone number? I won't do repairs (computer, TV, etc.) or reinstalls (software) for hire. Gladly do them GRATIS for friends/colleagues but not "the paying public"... they expect too much and invest too little! For friends of mine with little or no money, I do not charge. If the person has a decent income, I typically do charge...or at least barter. Years ago I made a fair amount of money repairing computers but now rarely take on more than two repairs a week. I find working on computers fun but dealing with people a PITA. The person in this situation is one of those who earns his living by selling books on eBay so I keep his machine working. He makes just enough to get by. |
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2016 14:35:02 -0500, philo wrote:
He said he knew how to hook it up. A few hours later he called and told me he could not enter text. Some IT female in Atlanta plugged a fax machine into a Cisco fiber optic router on a government WAN/LAN - took weeks for IT guys to find out why there was problems all over the country. When asked why she did that, she said, "It looked like the place to plug it in." |
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On 03/13/2016 03:05 PM, Oren wrote:
On Sun, 13 Mar 2016 14:35:02 -0500, philo wrote: He said he knew how to hook it up. A few hours later he called and told me he could not enter text. Some IT female in Atlanta plugged a fax machine into a Cisco fiber optic router on a government WAN/LAN - took weeks for IT guys to find out why there was problems all over the country. When asked why she did that, she said, "It looked like the place to plug it in." Reminds me of the days when I was still working in the industrial battery field. The batteries , chargers and forklift trucks had hermaphroditic connectors and we used to find idiots plugging the battery charger into the forklift truck rather than the battery. One day I came across such a situation and unplugged the charger from the truck and was about to plug it into the battery. The operator came running over shouting, "NO NO NO don't plug it in there." Eventually we made it a practice to install "keys" on the connectors to make mis-plugging impossible. |
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On 2016-03-13 4:01 PM, philo wrote:
On 03/13/2016 02:44 PM, Don Y wrote: How did he manage to plug in the mouse, the AC cord, the monitor and the Ethernet cable? How do you know he had ANY of those plugged in? He may have been staring at a BLACK monitor, banging on the keyboard and complaining that he "couldn't enter text!" For that matter how did he even figure out how to dial my phone number? I won't do repairs (computer, TV, etc.) or reinstalls (software) for hire. Gladly do them GRATIS for friends/colleagues but not "the paying public"... they expect too much and invest too little! For friends of mine with little or no money, I do not charge. If the person has a decent income, I typically do charge...or at least barter. Years ago I made a fair amount of money repairing computers but now rarely take on more than two repairs a week. I find working on computers fun but dealing with people a PITA. The person in this situation is one of those who earns his living by selling books on eBay so I keep his machine working. He makes just enough to get by. A'freaking'men. Repairing computers usually is not worth the hassle. -- Froz... Quando omni flunkus, moritati |
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On 3/13/2016 3:44 PM, Don Y wrote:
I won't do repairs (computer, TV, etc.) or reinstalls (software) for hire. Gladly do them GRATIS for friends/colleagues but not "the paying public"... they expect too much and invest too little! last year I got my technician license, to use amateur radio bands. I found an email list, about two way radios. A couple posters say much the same thing. When selling discount radio equipment, the buyers are often cheap penny pinchers who are totally demanding. often they will expect free programming of radio they bought from Amazon seller. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 3/13/2016 4:01 PM, philo wrote:
For friends of mine with little or no money, I do not charge. If the person has a decent income, I typically do charge...or at least barter. Years ago I made a fair amount of money repairing computers but now rarely take on more than two repairs a week. I find working on computers fun but dealing with people a PITA. The person in this situation is one of those who earns his living by selling books on eBay so I keep his machine working. He makes just enough to get by. From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 3/13/2016 4:05 PM, Oren wrote:
Some IT female in Atlanta plugged a fax machine into a Cisco fiber optic router on a government WAN/LAN - took weeks for IT guys to find out why there was problems all over the country. When asked why she did that, she said, "It looked like the place to plug it in." I sense a blonde joke in the waiting. - .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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Per philo:
My question: How did he manage to plug in the mouse, the AC cord, the monitor and the Ethernet cable? For that matter how did he even figure out how to dial my phone number? Dunno but after a few years of mainframe user support at a major utility company, I learned that the first question to ask (tactfully...) is "Is the device powered on?"... -- Pete Cresswell |
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On 03/13/2016 03:19 PM, FrozenNorth wrote:
The person in this situation is one of those who earns his living by selling books on eBay so I keep his machine working. He makes just enough to get by. A'freaking'men. Repairing computers usually is not worth the hassle. I turned down a job a few days ago from someone who has a proven bad track record. He is notorious for wasting my time and expecting not to pay me. The ones who actually pay however, tend to be the least amount of trouble. The most recent of those was a woman who got a new computer, and the place that sold it to her said they'd put the data from her old machine on her external drive and the fee was $100 She agreed to that but they then told her the USB ports on her old computer were not working and they could not do it. At least they did not expect payment. She paid me $100 to do so. It only took me a few minutes to fix the USB problem. |
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On 03/13/2016 03:32 PM, (PeteCresswell) wrote:
Per philo: My question: How did he manage to plug in the mouse, the AC cord, the monitor and the Ethernet cable? For that matter how did he even figure out how to dial my phone number? Dunno but after a few years of mainframe user support at a major utility company, I learned that the first question to ask (tactfully...) is "Is the device powered on?"... Yep! |
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2016 12:44:29 -0700, Don Y
wrote: On 3/13/2016 12:35 PM, philo wrote: Did a computer repair yesterday and returned it today. He said he knew how to hook it up. A few hours later he called and told me he could not enter text. From previous experience with this clown I knew at once he did not have the keyboard plugged in. My question: How did he manage to plug in the mouse, the AC cord, the monitor and the Ethernet cable? How do you know he had ANY of those plugged in? He may have been staring at a BLACK monitor, banging on the keyboard and complaining that he "couldn't enter text!" For that matter how did he even figure out how to dial my phone number? I won't do repairs (computer, TV, etc.) or reinstalls (software) for hire. Gladly do them GRATIS for friends/colleagues but not "the paying public"... they expect too much and invest too little! I do it on a regular basis, but it's to the point I have to charge enough to cover the inevitable right up front. If they think I'm charging too much, that's fine with me. I'm getting ready to retire - I don't particularly need the work. |
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On 3/13/2016 3:32 PM, (PeteCresswell) wrote:
Per philo: My question: How did he manage to plug in the mouse, the AC cord, the monitor and the Ethernet cable? For that matter how did he even figure out how to dial my phone number? Dunno but after a few years of mainframe user support at a major utility company, I learned that the first question to ask (tactfully...) is "Is the device powered on?"... What's that old joke(?) ? Support: Please check to ensure that the computer is plugged in. Idiot: I can't see the wall socket to see if it's plugged in. Support: Well, just follow the cord. Idiot: I still won't be able to see it, the power's out and we have no lights! |
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2016 16:19:12 -0400, FrozenNorth
wrote: On 2016-03-13 4:01 PM, philo wrote: On 03/13/2016 02:44 PM, Don Y wrote: How did he manage to plug in the mouse, the AC cord, the monitor and the Ethernet cable? How do you know he had ANY of those plugged in? He may have been staring at a BLACK monitor, banging on the keyboard and complaining that he "couldn't enter text!" For that matter how did he even figure out how to dial my phone number? I won't do repairs (computer, TV, etc.) or reinstalls (software) for hire. Gladly do them GRATIS for friends/colleagues but not "the paying public"... they expect too much and invest too little! For friends of mine with little or no money, I do not charge. If the person has a decent income, I typically do charge...or at least barter. Years ago I made a fair amount of money repairing computers but now rarely take on more than two repairs a week. I find working on computers fun but dealing with people a PITA. The person in this situation is one of those who earns his living by selling books on eBay so I keep his machine working. He makes just enough to get by. A'freaking'men. Repairing computers usually is not worth the hassle. And selling them is even less "rewarding". If you can make 2$ profit on a computer sale today you are doing good. Not worth the hassle, particularly when you then have to spend half an hour or more on "free support" just to get the customer up and running. I supply hardware to the customers that pay me to maintain their stuff - more as a courtesy than anything else. I get paid by the hour by several customers to "be there" and look after whatever needs to be looked after for that week. |
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2016 16:26:18 -0400, Stormin Mormon
wrote: On 3/13/2016 4:05 PM, Oren wrote: Some IT female in Atlanta plugged a fax machine into a Cisco fiber optic router on a government WAN/LAN - took weeks for IT guys to find out why there was problems all over the country. When asked why she did that, she said, "It looked like the place to plug it in." I sense a blonde joke in the waiting. Think Affirmative Action. No joke. |
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2016 15:36:30 -0500, philo wrote:
On 03/13/2016 03:32 PM, (PeteCresswell) wrote: Per philo: My question: How did he manage to plug in the mouse, the AC cord, the monitor and the Ethernet cable? For that matter how did he even figure out how to dial my phone number? Dunno but after a few years of mainframe user support at a major utility company, I learned that the first question to ask (tactfully...) is "Is the device powered on?"... Yep! Even more basic - is it plugged in??? |
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On Sun, 13 Mar 2016 16:32:03 -0400, "(PeteCresswell)"
wrote: I learned that the first question to ask (tactfully...) is "Is the device powered on?"... Guy told me 'Yes" when he called my office about his monitor not coming on. Went to his office, flipped the monitor power on -- Shazam. This guy was ordinarily good with computers, though. I had to razz him about it |
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"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message ... On 3/13/2016 4:01 PM, philo wrote: For friends of mine with little or no money, I do not charge. If the person has a decent income, I typically do charge...or at least barter. Years ago I made a fair amount of money repairing computers but now rarely take on more than two repairs a week. I find working on computers fun but dealing with people a PITA. The person in this situation is one of those who earns his living by selling books on eBay so I keep his machine working. He makes just enough to get by. From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs. hasn't that morphed into something like: From each according to their willingness, to each according to their wants. |
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"philo" wrote in message ... Did a computer repair yesterday and returned it today. He said he knew how to hook it up. A few hours later he called and told me he could not enter text. From previous experience with this clown I knew at once he did not have the keyboard plugged in. My question: How did he manage to plug in the mouse, the AC cord, the monitor and the Ethernet cable? For that matter how did he even figure out how to dial my phone number? maybe he has you on speed dial. |
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"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message ... On 3/13/2016 3:44 PM, Don Y wrote: I won't do repairs (computer, TV, etc.) or reinstalls (software) for hire. Gladly do them GRATIS for friends/colleagues but not "the paying public"... they expect too much and invest too little! last year I got my technician license, to use amateur radio bands. I found an email list, about two way radios. A couple posters say much the same thing. When selling discount radio equipment, the buyers are often cheap penny pinchers who are totally demanding. often they will expect free programming of radio they bought from Amazon seller. I try not to deal with the people that don't have a clue for technoligy. A few years ago I got a phone call from a local ham that bought a new amplifier. This was a ham that had his Extra Class license, the highest of the 3 classes. He said it would not work the first time and sent it back and they installed a relay the was suspose to be plugged in by the owner after shipping. I told him just to ship it back as I did not want to do anything that may void the warrenty. When someone buys something, he either needs to know how to make it work or pay for some lessons on how to use it before he jumps into it. I part of my work was trouble shooting problems. Best call I got was when someone said a machine would not start. I walked up and he was pressing the big red button labled STOP. I said try pressing the green button labled START. |
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On 03/13/2016 05:33 PM, taxed and spent wrote:
? maybe he has you on speed dial. Probably. That said, even though he does not have any money to pay me, he generally at least gives me some books. This time he gave me a Scientific American magazine from 1917 ! |
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On 03/13/2016 04:09 PM, Unquestionably Confused wrote:
[snip] What's that old joke(?) ? Support: Please check to ensure that the computer is plugged in. Idiot: I can't see the wall socket to see if it's plugged in. Support: Well, just follow the cord. Idiot: I still won't be able to see it, the power's out and we have no lights! I have been at a computer user group meeting when someone asked me if I could figure out why their computer wouldn't work. I looked under the table and found in plugged into a power strip which was plugged into someone else's power strip (common in this old building with very few outlets) which was turned off. I wanted this to sound more interesting, so I said the problem was a "floating input". -- Mark Lloyd http://notstupid.us/ "Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand." -- Mark Twain |
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On 3/13/2016 1:01 PM, philo wrote:
I won't do repairs (computer, TV, etc.) or reinstalls (software) for hire. Gladly do them GRATIS for friends/colleagues but not "the paying public"... they expect too much and invest too little! For friends of mine with little or no money, I do not charge. If the person has a decent income, I typically do charge...or at least barter. Years ago I made a fair amount of money repairing computers but now rarely take on more than two repairs a week. I consider time to be the most valuable "commodity". I freely give mine to my friends. They tend to reciprocate -- in similar ways. E.g., I asked a friend if she could drive me to pick up some plywood in her pickup truck last week; she handed me the keys. I needed help removing -- and then reinstalling -- a picture window. Another friend dropped what he was doing the moment I asked -- even though I didn't need it done "right now". A neighbor chuckles as I tend to drain the oil from the car *before* verifying that I've got replacement oil on hand -- and end up resorting to bumming a ride from her to go buy 5 qts. OTOH, someone's kid accidentally deletes their homework and I drop what I'm doing to try to recover it for them. Or, gets their machine infected with malware. Or, needs a new branch circuit installed for XMAS lights. Or... As each of these are *favors*, none of us are REQUIRED to fulfill any of them! It's entirely elective -- not "payback" for something that was done for us previously. (/quid pro quo/) I find working on computers fun but dealing with people a PITA. +42 The person in this situation is one of those who earns his living by selling books on eBay so I keep his machine working. He makes just enough to get by. |
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On 03/13/2016 06:57 PM, Don Y wrote:
On 3/13/2016 1:01 PM, philo wrote: I won't do repairs (computer, TV, etc.) or reinstalls (software) for hire. Gladly do them GRATIS for friends/colleagues but not "the paying public"... they expect too much and invest too little! For friends of mine with little or no money, I do not charge. snip Here is the best thing I've ever done when it comes to computer repair or possibly the worst. ...and I am not making this up. I got rid of two of the most bothersome characters this way: I called each one and told them I would no longer be able to give them support but I told them I had an expert friend who could help ... then gave each one the phone number of the other! If you knew what idiocy they subjected me to, you would know I did the right thing. |
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On 03/13/2016 06:41 PM, Sam E wrote:
On 03/13/2016 04:16 PM, wrote: [snip] Even more basic - is it plugged in??? And plugged in to something other than the power strip that's plugged in to itself. Funny side note: I was over at a friend's house and there was a certain woman there he was making fun of. Right in front of her he said she was so dumb he had to go over there late at night and fix the speaker wires on her stereo then drive back home. I knew as a fact the woman was pretty bright and hooking up speakers would have been laughably simple. She leaned over to me and said. "I was trying to seduce him, guess who the dummy was." |
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I was servicing copiers for a living, a fill in secretary called and reported her machine wouldnt print. i arrived at school dismissal, the office was a zoo....... couldnt talk with the secretary. the machine had no toner in it at all. so i added a case of toner and left. planned on visiting the next morning.
she called very early to report the copier had quit working again. the service counter said 100 copies since i was last there, the night before..... no toner in the machine. none at all. found out the customer had dumped the toner twice, to clean it its amazing at how many ways things can get messed up. i remind myself if it werent for people doing stupid things. i wouldnt have a job |
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I had a call to repair a machine that used 240 volts at high current. The customer had cobbled together a adapter cord from a 16 gauge light cord extension......
when I told them wrong outlet wrong voltage and very unsafe, FIRE HAZARD, they got mad at me. So I just walked out the door, I cant fix stupid......... |
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On 3/13/2016 6:48 PM, Mark Lloyd wrote:
On 03/13/2016 04:09 PM, Unquestionably Confused wrote: [snip] What's that old joke(?) ? Support: Please check to ensure that the computer is plugged in. Idiot: I can't see the wall socket to see if it's plugged in. Support: Well, just follow the cord. Idiot: I still won't be able to see it, the power's out and we have no lights! I have been at a computer user group meeting when someone asked me if I could figure out why their computer wouldn't work. I looked under the table and found in plugged into a power strip which was plugged into someone else's power strip (common in this old building with very few outlets) which was turned off. I wanted this to sound more interesting, so I said the problem was a "floating input". LOL! -- Maggie |
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On 3/13/2016 6:52 PM, philo wrote:
On 03/13/2016 06:57 PM, Don Y wrote: On 3/13/2016 1:01 PM, philo wrote: I won't do repairs (computer, TV, etc.) or reinstalls (software) for hire. Gladly do them GRATIS for friends/colleagues but not "the paying public"... they expect too much and invest too little! For friends of mine with little or no money, I do not charge. Here is the best thing I've ever done when it comes to computer repair or possibly the worst. ...and I am not making this up. I got rid of two of the most bothersome characters this way: I called each one and told them I would no longer be able to give them support but I told them I had an expert friend who could help ... then gave each one the phone number of the other! If you knew what idiocy they subjected me to, you would know I did the right thing. That's why I am careful with my time. SWMBO has lots of single/widowed lady friends looking for "someone they can trust" to fix their computers, work around the house, cars, etc. "Gee, I'm sorry but Don't really busy..." And, you can't "do for one" without the others finding out and wondering why you won't "do for THEM!", etc. In reality, there's no deception, there. Folks can quickly "become demanding" -- esp when they are PAYING for something! (doing things as favors means you can always say "no"!) |
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On 03/13/2016 08:20 PM, bob haller wrote:
I was servicing copiers for a living, a fill in secretary called and reported her machine wouldnt print. i arrived at school dismissal, the office was a zoo....... couldnt talk with the secretary. the machine had no toner in it at all. so i added a case of toner and left. planned on visiting the next morning. she called very early to report the copier had quit working again. the service counter said 100 copies since i was last there, the night before..... no toner in the machine. none at all. found out the customer had dumped the toner twice, to clean it Public school systems are amazing. Maybe they need more tax dollars? |
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On 03/13/2016 09:20 PM, bob haller wrote:
snip i remind myself if it werent for people doing stupid things. i wouldnt have a job Yep. If you know how to fix something you will always have job security. |
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