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OT - Funny Noises from SWMBO's Jeep Compass
I'm posting this here because all the Jeep sites I can find on usenet
look like they've had next to no new posts on them for the last year or more. And, there seem to be more knowledgeable folks here than on many other newsgroups. This isn't a "problem", but my inquiring mind is just looking for an answer: SWMBO drives a 2014 Jeep Compass. On the occasions when she's driving the two of us somewhere in her car and stops to run into a store for something, leaving me in the car with the engine off and ignition key out, I notice this happening. About three minutes after the car is shut down I hear a whirring noise which sounds like small electric motor. That noise appears to come from under the dashboard and lasts about two seconds. When that noise stops a second similar whirring noise starts and lasts for about the same time as the first one, but it has a slightly different pitch and seems to come from a different place in front of me. My best guess is that the noises are coming from small electric motors which are doing something like moving flap valves in the car's HVAC ducts, but I don't understand why they don't do that as soon as the car is shut down. If someone here knows for certain what is making those noises I'd sure like to know. Thanks guys, -- Jeff Jeffry Wisnia (W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE) The speed of light is 1.8*10^12 furlongs per fortnight. |
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On 12/30/2015 3:19 PM, Jeff Wisnia wrote:
I'm posting this here because all the Jeep sites I can find on usenet look like they've had next to no new posts on them for the last year or more. And, there seem to be more knowledgeable folks here than on many other newsgroups. This isn't a "problem", but my inquiring mind is just looking for an answer: SWMBO drives a 2014 Jeep Compass. On the occasions when she's driving the two of us somewhere in her car and stops to run into a store for something, leaving me in the car with the engine off and ignition key out, I notice this happening. About three minutes after the car is shut down I hear a whirring noise which sounds like small electric motor. That noise appears to come from under the dashboard and lasts about two seconds. When that noise stops a second similar whirring noise starts and lasts for about the same time as the first one, but it has a slightly different pitch and seems to come from a different place in front of me. My best guess is that the noises are coming from small electric motors which are doing something like moving flap valves in the car's HVAC ducts, but I don't understand why they don't do that as soon as the car is shut down. Probably. As to timing, the controllers running the car have their own idea of what needs to be done, when. Radiator fans are electric, nowadays (most vehicles, even those without transverse engines) and run on to bring the temperature of the coolant down -- even though the coolant isn't being actively *pumped* through the stopped engine! Perhaps similar reasoning applies? Why not look at the locations of the various flaps and monitor them in one such experiment? Or, pull the cabling to one and see if it stops making that noise? Note that it may be a single actuator doing "double duty" -- moving two different mechanisms at two different times (one to take outside air into the cabin, another to route "treated" air to the top and/or bottom ports, etc.) http://www.autozone.com/1/products/118109-a-c-heater-blend-door-actuator-604-035-dorman-604-035.html http://www.justanswer.com/jeep/7cdwb-compass-2008-jeep-compass-heater-ac-blower.html Workshop manuals make these sort of questions a lot easier to resolve (with a lot less "actual work"! : ) If someone here knows for certain what is making those noises I'd sure like to know. |
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OT - Funny Noises from SWMBO's Jeep Compass
Jeff Wisnia wrote in news:n61l49$nio$1
@dont-email.me: SWMBO drives a 2014 Jeep Compass "SWMBO" that's funny. She Who Must Be Obeyed. You admit to it so casually. Let me guess. You're her little Darkie pet. Well, petboi, to each his own. |
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On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 10:19:31 AM UTC-5, Zak W wrote:
Jeff Wisnia wrote in news:n61l49$nio$1 @dont-email.me: SWMBO drives a 2014 Jeep Compass "SWMBO" that's funny. She Who Must Be Obeyed. You admit to it so casually. Let me guess. You're her little Darkie pet. Well, petboi, to each his own. Those of us who are secure enough in both our manhood and relationships to use terms of endearment such as SWMBO "so casually" laugh at those like you who just don't get it. As you say, to each his own. I feel sorry for yours. |
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On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 9:44:33 AM UTC-6, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 10:19:31 AM UTC-5, Zak W wrote: Jeff Wisnia wrote in news:n61l49$nio$1 @dont-email.me: SWMBO drives a 2014 Jeep Compass "SWMBO" that's funny. She Who Must Be Obeyed. You admit to it so casually. Let me guess. You're her little Darkie pet. Well, petboi, to each his own. Those of us who are secure enough in both our manhood and relationships to use terms of endearment such as SWMBO "so casually" laugh at those like you who just don't get it. As you say, to each his own. I feel sorry for yours. I've had experience with SWMBA,"She Who Must Be Avoided". When she develops PMS to the fourth power, I bid her farewell because I refuse to abuse or accept any abuse. I'm allergic to crazy women. Š™.˜‰ [8~{} Uncle Crazy Monster |
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On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 12:10:43 PM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 9:44:33 AM UTC-6, DerbyDad03 wrote: On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 10:19:31 AM UTC-5, Zak W wrote: Jeff Wisnia wrote in news:n61l49$nio$1 @dont-email.me: SWMBO drives a 2014 Jeep Compass "SWMBO" that's funny. She Who Must Be Obeyed. You admit to it so casually. Let me guess. You're her little Darkie pet. Well, petboi, to each his own. Those of us who are secure enough in both our manhood and relationships to use terms of endearment such as SWMBO "so casually" laugh at those like you who just don't get it. As you say, to each his own. I feel sorry for yours. I've had experience with SWMBA,"She Who Must Be Avoided". When she develops PMS to the fourth power, I bid her farewell because I refuse to abuse or accept any abuse. I'm allergic to crazy women. Š™.˜‰ [8~{} Uncle Crazy Monster The real problem occurs when you get tangled up with IDRTSWCUIWTL. I Didn't Realize That She Was Crazy Until It Was Too Late DAMHIKT Cousin But-The-Sex-Was-Really-Good Monster |
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On 12/31/2015 12:10 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 9:44:33 AM UTC-6, DerbyDad03 wrote: Those of us who are secure enough in both our manhood and relationships to use terms of endearment such as SWMBO "so casually" laugh at those like you who just don't get it. As you say, to each his own. I feel sorry for yours. I've had experience with SWMBA,"She Who Must Be Avoided". When she develops PMS to the fourth power, I bid her farewell because I refuse to abuse or accept any abuse. I'm allergic to crazy women. Š™.˜‰ [8~{} Uncle Crazy Monster When I was in my first year of college, I dated a co-ed who travelled by electric wheel chair. She had one crisis after another, hospital trips and such. My grades dropped, severely. I did my best to separate from her, but it was only about ten years later I heard the last. She'd call my parents house. I found out later my Mom would drive to the psych center to "help her with her reading". -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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DerbyDad03 wrote in news:4306fdb2-68d7-4c1d-8ab7-
: Those of us who are secure enough in both our manhood and relationships Sure petboi. What ever you say and whatever your SWMBO allows. BTW, you still stuck in that wheelchair? |
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On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 4:37:33 PM UTC-5, Zak W wrote:
DerbyDad03 wrote in news:4306fdb2-68d7-4c1d-8ab7- : Those of us who are secure enough in both our manhood and relationships Sure petboi. What ever you say and whatever your SWMBO allows. BTW, you still stuck in that wheelchair? If you made any sense at all, you might be worth screwing with. As is it, I'd just be wasting my time messing with a troll...and a pretty lame one at that. New Years always brings out the rookies, in the bars and on the web. |
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On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 1:23:49 PM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/31/2015 12:10 PM, Uncle Monster wrote: On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 9:44:33 AM UTC-6, DerbyDad03 wrote: Those of us who are secure enough in both our manhood and relationships to use terms of endearment such as SWMBO "so casually" laugh at those like you who just don't get it. As you say, to each his own. I feel sorry for yours. I've had experience with SWMBA,"She Who Must Be Avoided". When she develops PMS to the fourth power, I bid her farewell because I refuse to abuse or accept any abuse. I'm allergic to crazy women. Š™.˜‰ [8~{} Uncle Crazy Monster When I was in my first year of college, I dated a co-ed who travelled by electric wheel chair. She had one crisis after another, hospital trips and such. My grades dropped, severely. I did my best to separate from her, but it was only about ten years later I heard the last. She'd call my parents house. I found out later my Mom would drive to the psych center to "help her with her reading". -- . Your Mom appears to be or have been a wonderful caring woman. Those type of folks are in short supply these days. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ [8~{} Uncle Wheelchair Monster |
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On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 3:59:50 PM UTC-6, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 4:37:33 PM UTC-5, Zak W wrote: DerbyDad03 wrote in news:4306fdb2-68d7-4c1d-8ab7- : Those of us who are secure enough in both our manhood and relationships Sure petboi. What ever you say and whatever your SWMBO allows. BTW, you still stuck in that wheelchair? If you made any sense at all, you might be worth screwing with. As is it, I'd just be wasting my time messing with a troll...and a pretty lame one at that. New Years always brings out the rookies, in the bars and on the web. An intelligent imaginative troll is fun to frak with and should be cultivated. He/she/it makes for a lot of entertainment if Hsi a good one. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ [8~{} Uncle Troll Monster |
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On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 6:15:47 PM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 3:59:50 PM UTC-6, DerbyDad03 wrote: On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 4:37:33 PM UTC-5, Zak W wrote: DerbyDad03 wrote in news:4306fdb2-68d7-4c1d-8ab7- : Those of us who are secure enough in both our manhood and relationships Sure petboi. What ever you say and whatever your SWMBO allows. BTW, you still stuck in that wheelchair? If you made any sense at all, you might be worth screwing with. As is it, I'd just be wasting my time messing with a troll...and a pretty lame one at that. New Years always brings out the rookies, in the bars and on the web. An intelligent imaginative troll is fun to frak with and should be cultivated. He/she/it makes for a lot of entertainment if Hsi a good one. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ [8~{} Uncle Troll Monster I agree. Zak, unfortunately, is not one of the good ones. Trying to insult those of us that have no problem calling our best friend and lover SWMBO is old and played out. Maybe if he can come up with something that piques my interest, I'll engage.. Cousin She'll-Be-My-SWMBO-For-As-Long-As-She-Wants-To-Be Monster |
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DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 10:19:31 AM UTC-5, Zak W wrote: Jeff Wisnia wrote in news:n61l49$nio$1 @dont-email.me: SWMBO drives a 2014 Jeep Compass "SWMBO" that's funny. She Who Must Be Obeyed. You admit to it so casually. Let me guess. You're her little Darkie pet. Well, petboi, to each his own. Those of us who are secure enough in both our manhood and relationships to use terms of endearment such as SWMBO "so casually" laugh at those like you who just don't get it. As you say, to each his own. I feel sorry for yours. I thought S stands for someone. |
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On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 7:01:45 PM UTC-5, Tony Hwang wrote:
DerbyDad03 wrote: On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 10:19:31 AM UTC-5, Zak W wrote: Jeff Wisnia wrote in news:n61l49$nio$1 @dont-email.me: SWMBO drives a 2014 Jeep Compass "SWMBO" that's funny. She Who Must Be Obeyed. You admit to it so casually. Let me guess. You're her little Darkie pet. Well, petboi, to each his own. Those of us who are secure enough in both our manhood and relationships to use terms of endearment such as SWMBO "so casually" laugh at those like you who just don't get it. As you say, to each his own. I feel sorry for yours. I thought S stands for someone. DAGS SWMBO |
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On 12/31/2015 5:01 PM, Tony Hwang wrote:
DerbyDad03 wrote: On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 10:19:31 AM UTC-5, Zak W wrote: Jeff Wisnia wrote in news:n61l49$nio$1 @dont-email.me: SWMBO drives a 2014 Jeep Compass "SWMBO" that's funny. She Who Must Be Obeyed. You admit to it so casually. Let me guess. You're her little Darkie pet. Well, petboi, to each his own. Those of us who are secure enough in both our manhood and relationships to use terms of endearment such as SWMBO "so casually" laugh at those like you who just don't get it. As you say, to each his own. I feel sorry for yours. I thought S stands for someone. No. Though the PC crowd may try to hijack it. It's intended as tongue in cheek -- much the same as the "Yes, Dear" sort of acquiesence. It also covers a larger class of individuals -- wives, S.O.'s, girlfriends, etc. A more misogynistic term might be "SWtsMBO" : |
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On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 6:01:45 PM UTC-6, Tony Hwang wrote:
DerbyDad03 wrote: On Thursday, December 31, 2015 at 10:19:31 AM UTC-5, Zak W wrote: Jeff Wisnia wrote in news:n61l49$nio$1 @dont-email.me: SWMBO drives a 2014 Jeep Compass "SWMBO" that's funny. She Who Must Be Obeyed. You admit to it so casually. Let me guess. You're her little Darkie pet. Well, petboi, to each his own. Those of us who are secure enough in both our manhood and relationships to use terms of endearment such as SWMBO "so casually" laugh at those like you who just don't get it. As you say, to each his own. I feel sorry for yours. I thought S stands for someone. OMG! That's the new transgender version! Š™.˜‰ [8~{} Uncle Trans Monster |
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Uncle Monster wrote in
: BTW, you still stuck in that wheelchair? An intelligent imaginative troll is fun to frak with and should be cultivated. He/she/it makes for a lot of entertainment if Hsi a good one [8~{} Uncle Troll Monster Well ok, I'll ask. How is your wheelchair today U.M.? |
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On Friday, January 1, 2016 at 8:21:23 AM UTC-6, Zak W wrote:
Uncle Monster wrote in : BTW, you still stuck in that wheelchair? An intelligent imaginative troll is fun to frak with and should be cultivated. He/she/it makes for a lot of entertainment if Hsi a good one [8~{} Uncle Troll Monster Well ok, I'll ask. How is your wheelchair today U.M.? He was very happy to cradle my ass this morning so I could eat breakfast. "Wheelie" is having a happy new year but he's gonna be lonely soon because I'm walking more. I'm gonna make it back on my feet in 2016. Yay! I'm getting stronger. ヽ(^o^)ノ [8~{} Uncle Happy Monster |
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