On Sunday, November 1, 2015 at 8:54:18 AM UTC-6, bob_villain wrote:
On Sunday, November 1, 2015 at 8:39:57 AM UTC-6, Uncle Monster wrote:

Have you ever had a toddler run into your knee, bounce off and land on its butt then start crying? It hurts your heart more than it does your knee.. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Toddle Monster

Aaaaw! You sound like a democrat...all oozie with feelings! ( ͡- ͜ʖ ͡-)

I just happen to like little kids because they're the most entertain creatures on the planet. The four year old son of a lady friend of mine gave me the name Uncle Monster. Whenever I'd visit them, the kid would head straight for me and was in my lap wrestling with me. The only problem I have is with the filthy minded people who can't differentiate between the words,"adore, love, like, friend" and the word,"sex". They have a malfunction in their brain that makes it impossible for them to understand some words in the proper context. When someone says the word "love", a voice in their head shouts,"SEX!!" They're usually very religious Jesus freaks. Half my relatives are Southern Baptist and many of them have those voices in their heads. I can say "Hello" to a Southern Baptist woman and she's offended because she hears the swear word "Hell!" and the sexually suggestive word "Oh!". They are my cousins so I must pick on them. Oh yea, if you purposely hurt a little kid in front of me, I'll hurt you. Especially if you're a villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Hurt Monster

Uncle Monster posted for all of us...



On Sunday, November 1, 2015 at 8:54:18 AM UTC-6, bob_villain wrote:
On Sunday, November 1, 2015 at 8:39:57 AM UTC-6, Uncle Monster wrote:

Have you ever had a toddler run into your knee, bounce off and land on its butt then start crying? It hurts your heart more than it does your knee. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Toddle Monster

Aaaaw! You sound like a democrat...all oozie with feelings! ( ?- ?? ?-)

I just happen to like little kids because they're the most entertain
creatures on the planet. The four year old son of a lady friend of mine gave
me the name Uncle Monster. Whenever I'd visit them, the kid would head
straight for me and was in my lap wrestling with me. The only problem I have
is with the filthy minded people who can't differentiate between the
words,"adore, love, like, friend" and the word,"sex". They have a
malfunction in their brain that makes it impossible for them to understand
some words in the proper context. When someone says the word "love", a voice
in their head shouts, "SEX!!" They're usually very religious Jesus freaks.
Half my relatives are Southern Baptist and many of them have those voices in
their heads. I can say "Hello" to a Southern Baptist woman and she's
offended because she hears the swear word "Hell!" and the sexually
suggestive word "Oh!". They are my cousins so I must pick on them. Oh yea,
if you purposely hurt a little kid in front of me, I'll hurt you. Especially
if you're a villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Hurt Monster

You just first dibs for the cookpot.

--
Tekkie

Uncle Monster posted for all of us...

I just happen to like little kids because they're the most entertain
creatures on the planet. The four year old son of a lady friend of mine
gave
me the name Uncle Monster. Whenever I'd visit them, the kid would head
straight for me and was in my lap wrestling with me. The only problem I
have
is with the filthy minded people who can't differentiate between the
words,"adore, love, like, friend" and the word,"sex". They have a
malfunction in their brain that makes it impossible for them to understand
some words in the proper context. When someone says the word "love", a
voice
in their head shouts, "SEX!!" They're usually very religious Jesus freaks.
Half my relatives are Southern Baptist and many of them have those voices
in
their heads. I can say "Hello" to a Southern Baptist woman and she's
offended because she hears the swear word "Hell!" and the sexually
suggestive word "Oh!". They are my cousins so I must pick on them. Oh yea,
if you purposely hurt a little kid in front of me, I'll hurt you.
Especially
if you're a villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Hurt Monster

And beware of the witches out there. Like in this video of one in action:

http://biggeekdad.com/2013/10/coffee-shop-witch/

On Thursday, November 5, 2015 at 7:06:11 PM UTC-6, Phil Kangas wrote:
Uncle Monster posted for all of us...

I just happen to like little kids because they're the most entertain
creatures on the planet. The four year old son of a lady friend of mine
gave
me the name Uncle Monster. Whenever I'd visit them, the kid would head
straight for me and was in my lap wrestling with me. The only problem I
have
is with the filthy minded people who can't differentiate between the
words,"adore, love, like, friend" and the word,"sex". They have a
malfunction in their brain that makes it impossible for them to understand
some words in the proper context. When someone says the word "love", a
voice
in their head shouts, "SEX!!" They're usually very religious Jesus freaks.
Half my relatives are Southern Baptist and many of them have those voices
in
their heads. I can say "Hello" to a Southern Baptist woman and she's
offended because she hears the swear word "Hell!" and the sexually
suggestive word "Oh!". They are my cousins so I must pick on them. Oh yea,
if you purposely hurt a little kid in front of me, I'll hurt you.
Especially
if you're a villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Hurt Monster

And beware of the witches out there. Like in this video of one in action:

http://biggeekdad.com/2013/10/coffee-shop-witch/

That's the kind of stuff I'd love to be involved in. I like to frak with people's minds. ^__^

[8~{} Uncle Psychokinetic Monster

On Thursday, November 5, 2015 at 8:06:11 PM UTC-5, Phil Kangas wrote:
Uncle Monster posted for all of us...

I just happen to like little kids because they're the most entertain
creatures on the planet. The four year old son of a lady friend of mine
gave
me the name Uncle Monster. Whenever I'd visit them, the kid would head
straight for me and was in my lap wrestling with me. The only problem I
have
is with the filthy minded people who can't differentiate between the
words,"adore, love, like, friend" and the word,"sex". They have a
malfunction in their brain that makes it impossible for them to understand
some words in the proper context. When someone says the word "love", a
voice
in their head shouts, "SEX!!" They're usually very religious Jesus freaks.
Half my relatives are Southern Baptist and many of them have those voices
in
their heads. I can say "Hello" to a Southern Baptist woman and she's
offended because she hears the swear word "Hell!" and the sexually
suggestive word "Oh!". They are my cousins so I must pick on them. Oh yea,
if you purposely hurt a little kid in front of me, I'll hurt you.
Especially
if you're a villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Hurt Monster

And beware of the witches out there. Like in this video of one in action:

http://biggeekdad.com/2013/10/coffee-shop-witch/

If I were a betting man, I'd bet that all of the "customers" (and employees)
are actually extras.

Seems to me that there are too many possible ways that a member of the
general public could get hurt (physically or psychologically) for the
lawyers to allow them in the coffee shop - unless they signed releases -
which basically makes them extras.

Can you imagine a mom bringing in a little kid and having her/him scarred
for life after witnessing that action.