Uncle Monster posted for all of us...

I just happen to like little kids because they're the most entertain
creatures on the planet. The four year old son of a lady friend of mine
gave
me the name Uncle Monster. Whenever I'd visit them, the kid would head
straight for me and was in my lap wrestling with me. The only problem I
have
is with the filthy minded people who can't differentiate between the
words,"adore, love, like, friend" and the word,"sex". They have a
malfunction in their brain that makes it impossible for them to understand
some words in the proper context. When someone says the word "love", a
voice
in their head shouts, "SEX!!" They're usually very religious Jesus freaks.
Half my relatives are Southern Baptist and many of them have those voices
in
their heads. I can say "Hello" to a Southern Baptist woman and she's
offended because she hears the swear word "Hell!" and the sexually
suggestive word "Oh!". They are my cousins so I must pick on them. Oh yea,
if you purposely hurt a little kid in front of me, I'll hurt you.
Especially
if you're a villain. ^_^

[8~{} Uncle Hurt Monster

And beware of the witches out there. Like in this video of one in action:

http://biggeekdad.com/2013/10/coffee-shop-witch/