"Ottawa police are searching for a man who tried to rob a downtown
Ottawa store with a hockey stick on Monday evening."

[...]

"No one was injured."

Call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477 with any information.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/hockey-stick-wielded-in-foiled-ottawa-store-robbery-1.2559383

On 3/5/2014 6:20 PM, Oren wrote:
"Ottawa police are searching for a man who tried to rob a downtown
Ottawa store with a hockey stick on Monday evening."

[...]

"No one was injured."

Call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477 with any information.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/hockey-stick-wielded-in-foiled-ottawa-store-robbery-1.2559383

I'm calling for an immediate registration of all
hockey sticks. And a 15 day waiting period for
purchase, with background check. This proves that
Canadians cannot be trusted with high capacity
black hockey sticks with extended magazines.
It's for the children, man! The time is now!
Just think if one life could be saved.

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In article ,
Stormin Mormon wrote:

On 3/5/2014 6:20 PM, Oren wrote:
"Ottawa police are searching for a man who tried to rob a downtown
Ottawa store with a hockey stick on Monday evening."

[...]

"No one was injured."

Call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477 with any information.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa...foiled-ottawa-
store-robbery-1.2559383

I'm calling for an immediate registration of all
hockey sticks. And a 15 day waiting period for
purchase, with background check. This proves that
Canadians cannot be trusted with high capacity
black hockey sticks with extended magazines.
It's for the children, man! The time is now!
Just think if one life could be saved.

hockey sticks don't kill people, people do

I would have very much liked to have seen the face of the guy with the hockey stick if the store keeper pulled out a baseball bat.

On Wednesday, March 5, 2014 6:20:03 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
"Ottawa police are searching for a man who tried to rob a downtown

Ottawa store with a hockey stick on Monday evening."



[...]



"No one was injured."



Call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477 with any information.



http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/hockey-stick-wielded-in-foiled-ottawa-store-robbery-1.2559383

Lets hope he beats the puck out of you

As Oren scans the wire services looking for bad-news stories in Canada,
this is the best he can come up with:

"Ottawa police are searching for a man who tried to rob a downtown
Ottawa store with a hockey stick on Monday evening."

I live near Ottawa (Illinois, USA). Please be more specific in the headline of your posts, when you just list a city name, as there are duplicates of many city names.

On Thu, 6 Mar 2014 06:20:43 -0800 (PST), "
wrote:

I live near Ottawa (Illinois, USA). Please be more specific in the headline of your posts, when you just list a city name, as there are duplicates of many city names.

Maybe you missed the domain name in the link; which was very specific.

On Thu, 6 Mar 2014 06:20:43 -0800 (PST), "
wrote:

I live near Ottawa (Illinois, USA). Please be more specific in the headline of your posts, when you just list a city name, as there are duplicates of many city names.

You make a good point, but only 3 people in Illinois know what a
hockey stick is. In Canada, you get one at birth. They come with the
circumcision.

I think I'd be safe with "Moose Jaw", Saskatchewan.

I think there's only one Moose Jaw.

Probably only one "Medicine Hat", the one in Alberta, too.
And I expect only one "Whitehorse", the capital of the Yukon Territories
Ditto for "Yellowknife", the capital of the North West Territories

See what happens when you let Indians name cities?

On Thu, 06 Mar 2014 18:40:29 -0500, Ed Pawlowski wrote:

On Thu, 6 Mar 2014 06:20:43 -0800 (PST), "
wrote:

I live near Ottawa (Illinois, USA). Please be more specific in the headline of your posts, when you just list a city name, as there are duplicates of many city names.

You make a good point, but only 3 people in Illinois know what a
hockey stick is. In Canada, you get one at birth. They come with the
circumcision.

True. In Ottawa, Illinois, people still have their three front teeth.
But I'm not certain about that. Things change so much I can't keep up.

On Fri, 7 Mar 2014 00:52:43 +0100, nestork
wrote:


;3207203 Wrote:
I live near Ottawa (Illinois, USA). Please be more specific in the
headline of your posts, when you just list a city name, as there are
duplicates of many city names.

I think I'd be safe with "Moose Jaw", Saskatchewan.

I think there's only one Moose Jaw.

Probably only one "Medicine Hat", the one in Alberta, too.
And I expect only one "Whitehorse", the capital of the Yukon
Territories
Ditto for "Yellowknife", the capital of the North West Territories

See what happens when you let Indians name cities?

I heard Indians name their children after the first thing they see
after the child's birth. Like; "Two Dogs ****in'". I'm not the expert
though.

On 3/6/2014 9:20 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 7 Mar 2014 00:52:43 +0100, nestork
wrote:
Probably only one "Medicine Hat", the one in Alberta, too.
And I expect only one "Whitehorse", the capital of the Yukon
Territories
Ditto for "Yellowknife", the capital of the North West Territories

See what happens when you let Indians name cities?

I heard Indians name their children after the first thing they see
after the child's birth. Like; "Two Dogs ****in'". I'm not the expert
though.


Why do you ask, bear taking a crap?

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I figured I'd stir up some humor here, and it worked!!!

On Thu, 6 Mar 2014 18:45:20 -0800 (PST), "
wrote:

I figured I'd stir up some humor here, and it worked!!!

My OP was about humor. Thanks for playin'.

Home Guy missed it
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On Thu, 06 Mar 2014 09:06:25 -0500, Home Guy "Home"@Guy. com wrote:

As Oren scans the wire services looking for bad-news stories in Canada,
this is the best he can come up with:

"Ottawa police are searching for a man who tried to rob a downtown
Ottawa store with a hockey stick on Monday evening."

Home Guy improperly; @ "Home"@Guy. com, improperly top posted to a
Usenet article against rules & standards set by engineers and comment
practices on AHR.

Please excuse his ignorance.
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On 3/6/2014 6:52 PM, nestork wrote:


I think I'd be safe with "Moose Jaw", Saskatchewan.

I think there's only one Moose Jaw.

Probably only one "Medicine Hat", the one in Alberta, too.
And I expect only one "Whitehorse", the capital of the Yukon
Territories
Ditto for "Yellowknife", the capital of the North West Territories

See what happens when you let Indians name cities?

You're so right, Nekid Stork.

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On 3/6/2014 9:45 PM, wrote:
I figured I'd stir up some humor here, and it worked!!!

That's quite daffy, your efforts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cuihrjLNAo

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No one else would ever do that.
How daffy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cuihrjLNAo
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On 3/6/2014 10:58 PM, Oren wrote:
On Thu, 06 Mar 2014 09:06:25 -0500, Home Guy "Home"@Guy. com wrote:

As Oren scans the wire services looking for bad-news stories in Canada,
this is the best he can come up with:

"Ottawa police are searching for a man who tried to rob a downtown
Ottawa store with a hockey stick on Monday evening."

Home Guy improperly; @ "Home"@Guy. com, improperly top posted to a
Usenet article against rules & standards set by engineers and comment
practices on AHR.

Please excuse his ignorance.

nestork posted for all of us...

And I know how to SNIP

See what happens when you let Indians name cities?


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