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Stormin Mormon wrote: On 1/15/2014 3:41 AM, wrote: Wedding Speech Site For All The Wedding Relationships. Traditional: "I do promise to clear clogged drains, empty the gutters, paint the house, and trace down the flickering lights, until death do us part." Darn, my husband promised the wrong stuff. If I've blocked up the toilet, I wield the plunger. Ok, he cleared the clogged kitchen drain one memorable Valentine's day. We were both in the crawlspace, him using the snake, me pushing the buckets full of "stuff" out of the crawlspace and dumping it outdoors. I do all of the painting and most of the lawn mowing. A couple of days ago, I grilled steaks to commemorate the last day of the January Thaw. The lights over the gas grill popped their GFCI. I got a flashlight. I bet when the weather warms up, whatever's wet in there will be dry and he won't be able to find the fault. Cindy Hamilton -- |
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Cindy Hamilton wrote:
In article , Stormin Mormon wrote: On 1/15/2014 3:41 AM, wrote: Wedding Speech Site For All The Wedding Relationships. Traditional: "I do promise to clear clogged drains, empty the gutters, paint the house, and trace down the flickering lights, until death do us part." Darn, my husband promised the wrong stuff. If I've blocked up the toilet, I wield the plunger. Ok, he cleared the clogged kitchen drain one memorable Valentine's day. We were both in the crawlspace, him using the snake, me pushing the buckets full of "stuff" out of the crawlspace and dumping it outdoors. Buckets full of stuff? In the crawlspace? I'm having trouble picturing "buckets full of stuff" coming from under a clogged sink. Even if the sink was full when it clogged, I think I'd siphon the water into a bucket in the kitchen instead of draining it from underneath. What am I missing? |
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Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 1/15/2014 3:41 AM, wrote: Wedding Speech Site For All The Wedding Relationships. Traditional: "I do promise to clear clogged drains, empty the gutters, paint the house, and trace down the flickering lights, until death do us part." Mormon: "My fourth wife, I do solemnly promise to bring home carrots and green jello, and drive our 15 kids to church every Sunday in the family hauler." Homosexual: "On our wedding day, by the kindness of the Supreme Court allowing us to get married, I do promise to pay half the bills, not wear your underwear, and to stay HIV negative as long as we both shall live." That's because only "the gays" can become HIV positive, right? Are you a bigot or just ignorant? |
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DerbyDad03 wrote: Buckets full of stuff? In the crawlspace? A bathroom was upstream of the kitchen. The "stuff" wasn't just potato peels. Luckily, we had another bathroom that was downstream. It probably wasn't more than three standard dishpans, and we didn't fill them very full. It was a sizable crawl from the kitchen to the crawlspace hatch, bumping the buckets along. I'm having trouble picturing "buckets full of stuff" coming from under a clogged sink. Even if the sink was full when it clogged, I think I'd siphon the water into a bucket in the kitchen instead of draining it from underneath. What am I missing? Don't know. It's been more than 14 years since the incident. He takes me the nicest places for Valentine's Day. In 2006 he got me ten ton of 3/4" crushed limestone for our anniversary. Cindy Hamilton -- |
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On 1/15/2014 4:42 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote: Homosexual: "On our wedding day, by the kindness of the Supreme Court allowing us to get married, I do promise to pay half the bills, not wear your underwear, and to stay HIV negative as long as we both shall live." That's because only "the gays" can become HIV positive, right? Are you a bigot or just ignorant? Much less of an issue in the straight community. Are you inflamatory, or a drone for the popular culture? -- .. Christopher A. Young Learn about Jesus www.lds.org .. |
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On 1/15/2014 4:55 PM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
In 2006 he got me ten ton of 3/4" crushed limestone for our anniversary. Cindy Hamilton That's true love. Hang onto him. -- .. Christopher A. Young Learn about Jesus www.lds.org .. |
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On 1/15/2014 4:42 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote: Stormin Mormon wrote: Homosexual: "On our wedding day, by the kindness of the Supreme Court allowing us to get married, I do promise to pay half the bills, not wear your underwear, and to stay HIV negative as long as we both shall live." That's because only "the gays" can become HIV positive, right? Are you a bigot or just ignorant? Much less of an issue in the straight community. Are you inflamatory, or a drone for the popular culture? You're calling me inflammatory after what you wrote? Not even worth a discussion. What would krw say? Oh, yeah. Idiot. |
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On 1/15/2014 5:49 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
pay half the bills, not wear your underwear, and to stay HIV negative as long as we both shall live." That's because only "the gays" can become HIV positive, right? Are you a bigot or just ignorant? Much less of an issue in the straight community. Are you inflamatory, or a drone for the popular culture? You're calling me inflammatory after what you wrote? Not even worth a discussion. What would krw say? Oh, yeah. Idiot. OK, so don't discuss it, then. BTW, you're inflamatory. -- .. Christopher A. Young Learn about Jesus www.lds.org .. |
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On Wed, 15 Jan 2014 21:42:05 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote: Stormin Mormon wrote: On 1/15/2014 3:41 AM, wrote: Wedding Speech Site For All The Wedding Relationships. Traditional: "I do promise to clear clogged drains, empty the gutters, paint the house, and trace down the flickering lights, until death do us part." Mormon: "My fourth wife, I do solemnly promise to bring home carrots and green jello, and drive our 15 kids to church every Sunday in the family hauler." Homosexual: "On our wedding day, by the kindness of the Supreme Court allowing us to get married, I do promise to pay half the bills, not wear your underwear, and to stay HIV negative as long as we both shall live." That's because only "the gays" can become HIV positive, right? Where do you get that? Guys can get AIDS from females** and the promise to stay negative includes not cheating on one's wife with another woman. And transvestism is not homsexuality. You're looking for a fight, or you would have figured those things out. **Although it's somewhat harder to than the other way around, but the other way around is inapplicalble here Nor was the paragraph very funny. I can't even call it a joke. Are you a bigot or just ignorant? |
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On Wed, 15 Jan 2014 21:42:05 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03 wrote: Stormin Mormon wrote: On 1/15/2014 3:41 AM, wrote: Wedding Speech Site For All The Wedding Relationships. Traditional: "I do promise to clear clogged drains, empty the gutters, paint the house, and trace down the flickering lights, until death do us part." Mormon: "My fourth wife, I do solemnly promise to bring home carrots and green jello, and drive our 15 kids to church every Sunday in the family hauler." Homosexual: "On our wedding day, by the kindness of the Supreme Court allowing us to get married, I do promise to pay half the bills, not wear your underwear, and to stay HIV negative as long as we both shall live." That's because only "the gays" can become HIV positive, right? Where do you get that? Guys can get AIDS from females** and the promise to stay negative includes not cheating on one's wife with another woman. And transvestism is not homsexuality. You're looking for a fight, or you would have figured those things out. **Although it's somewhat harder to than the other way around, but the other way around is inapplicalble here Boy, did you ever miss the point of my post. The 2 lines in my post have to kept together, not read individually. Nor was the paragraph very funny. I can't even call it a joke. *That* was my point. Are you a bigot or just ignorant? That question belongs immediately after my first line or the first line loses it's entire meaning. You obviously missed the sarcasm. |
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On Wed, 15 Jan 2014 21:42:05 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote: Stormin Mormon wrote: On 1/15/2014 3:41 AM, wrote: Wedding Speech Site For All The Wedding Relationships. Traditional: "I do promise to clear clogged drains, empty the gutters, paint the house, and trace down the flickering lights, until death do us part." Mormon: "My fourth wife, I do solemnly promise to bring home carrots and green jello, and drive our 15 kids to church every Sunday in the family hauler." Homosexual: "On our wedding day, by the kindness of the Supreme Court allowing us to get married, I do promise to pay half the bills, not wear your underwear, and to stay HIV negative as long as we both shall live." That's because only "the gays" can become HIV positive, right? Are you a bigot or just ignorant? Okay, I'm looking at the two lines together, and if you hadn't said it was sarcasm, I never would have guessed. Even now, I don't see it. The illogic of the first line just ruins it. The second line looks like a plain old insult. IIRC, Chris dislikes homosexuals and has been insulting to them, iirc and I'm not sure at all, and maybe that's what you're thinking of**. But he didn't say it here. And hasn't for several weeks iirc. **In the past I've found several of his posts very obnoxious, and a couple times I said so. All the more incredible since every post of his trumpets Jesus and Mormonism. Why he would want to look like a hater, of both the acts and the people, and in so doing, embarrass Christians in general and the Mormon church in particular, I could not understand. But iirc, he hasn't posted like that for several weeks. Of course I haven't read all his posts, either. |
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Oren wrote: On Wed, 15 Jan 2014 21:55:52 GMT, (Cindy Hamilton) wrote: In 2006 he got me ten ton of 3/4" crushed limestone for our anniversary. Cindy Hamilton Nice Ever recall or hearing about "Jumping the broom"? A couple jumped the broom and were married. Yes, I have. Doesn't result in a legal marriage in Michigan, so we found a minister who would: 1. Come to the site we selected for the ceremony and reception^H^H^H^H^H^H^H pig roast. 2. Perform the service with a minimum of God talk. Cindy Hamilton -- |
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On Fri, 17 Jan 2014 06:45:54 -0500, "Robert Green"
wrote: "micky" wrote in message stuff snipped **In the past I've found several of his posts very obnoxious, and a couple times I said so. Only several? I didn't mean to go any further than I did, or get into anything else. So I'm not going to. |
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"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message news On 1/15/2014 3:41 AM, wrote: Wedding Speech Site For All The Wedding Relationships. Traditional: "I do promise to clear clogged drains, empty the gutters, paint the house, and trace down the flickering lights, until death do us part." Mormon: "My fourth wife, I do solemnly promise to bring home carrots and green jello, and drive our 15 kids to church every Sunday in the family hauler." Homosexual: "On our wedding day, by the kindness of the Supreme Court allowing us to get married, I do promise to pay half the bills, not wear your underwear, and to stay HIV negative as long as we both shall live." Hey Chris, there must be a shortage of Morwomen if men are polygamists? Do you go out stealing girl children to make up the difference? :-) Plenty of unwanted ones in India/Pakistan. (Possibilites for an import opportunity for someone?) Or just share them round? Oh, that would be "groupies?" Or are there lots of gay mormons? |
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"micky" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Jan 2014 21:42:05 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03 wrote: Stormin Mormon wrote: On 1/15/2014 3:41 AM, wrote: Wedding Speech Site For All The Wedding Relationships. Traditional: "I do promise to clear clogged drains, empty the gutters, paint the house, and trace down the flickering lights, until death do us part." Mormon: "My fourth wife, I do solemnly promise to bring home carrots and green jello, and drive our 15 kids to church every Sunday in the family hauler." Homosexual: "On our wedding day, by the kindness of the Supreme Court allowing us to get married, I do promise to pay half the bills, not wear your underwear, and to stay HIV negative as long as we both shall live." That's because only "the gays" can become HIV positive, right? Are you a bigot or just ignorant? Okay, I'm looking at the two lines together, and if you hadn't said it was sarcasm, I never would have guessed. Even now, I don't see it. The illogic of the first line just ruins it. The second line looks like a plain old insult. IIRC, Chris dislikes homosexuals and has been insulting to them, iirc and I'm not sure at all, and maybe that's what you're thinking of**. But he didn't say it here. And hasn't for several weeks iirc. **In the past I've found several of his posts very obnoxious, and a couple times I said so. All the more incredible since every post of his trumpets Jesus and Mormonism. Why he would want to look like a hater, of both the acts and the people, and in so doing, embarrass Christians in general and the Mormon church in particular, I could not understand. But iirc, he hasn't posted like that for several weeks. Of course I haven't read all his posts, either. The bible and the koran says gays should be killed. He's just following the rule book. |
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On Sat, 18 Jan 2014 09:18:21 -0000, "harryagain"
wrote: "micky" wrote in message .. . On Wed, 15 Jan 2014 21:42:05 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03 wrote: Stormin Mormon wrote: On 1/15/2014 3:41 AM, wrote: Wedding Speech Site For All The Wedding Relationships. Traditional: "I do promise to clear clogged drains, empty the gutters, paint the house, and trace down the flickering lights, until death do us part." Mormon: "My fourth wife, I do solemnly promise to bring home carrots and green jello, and drive our 15 kids to church every Sunday in the family hauler." Homosexual: "On our wedding day, by the kindness of the Supreme Court allowing us to get married, I do promise to pay half the bills, not wear your underwear, and to stay HIV negative as long as we both shall live." That's because only "the gays" can become HIV positive, right? Are you a bigot or just ignorant? Okay, I'm looking at the two lines together, and if you hadn't said it was sarcasm, I never would have guessed. Even now, I don't see it. The illogic of the first line just ruins it. The second line looks like a plain old insult. IIRC, Chris dislikes homosexuals and has been insulting to them, iirc and I'm not sure at all, and maybe that's what you're thinking of**. But he didn't say it here. And hasn't for several weeks iirc. **In the past I've found several of his posts very obnoxious, and a couple times I said so. All the more incredible since every post of his trumpets Jesus and Mormonism. Why he would want to look like a hater, of both the acts and the people, and in so doing, embarrass Christians in general and the Mormon church in particular, I could not understand. But iirc, he hasn't posted like that for several weeks. Of course I haven't read all his posts, either. The bible and the koran says gays should be killed. The Jewish Bible says nothing about punishing those who are gay. It's concerned far more about acts, and not so much about thoughts. It does speak of those men who actually *do* something, who lie with a man as with a woman. They can be executed but only after after a trial with due process, as specified in Jewish law, both written and oral. There are a lot of aspects to due process, more than American law has. The most important element here would be the requirement for two eye-witnesses over the age of majority. How often do you suppose two men had sex with two eye-witnesses watching, not just to their going inside together but to the actual act. Maybe never. Female-to-female relations are prohibited but no punishment is specified, which means that God takes care of any punishment. You can't just read a line or two and know what is meant. It's not arranged like that. I don't know what the Christian Bible says, but I hear it's a lot less. I don't know what the Koran says. He's just following the rule book. No he's not. |
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On Sat, 18 Jan 2014 09:18:21 -0000, "harryagain"
wrote: The bible and the koran says gays should be killed. Perhaps you can cite chapter and verse from the Bible that you claim to say that gays should be killed. Maybe you can enlighten us all about your vast knowledge of worldly things such as this. Harry; the limey lout, so tell us! Be precise, accurate, clear and concise. We know you are a consummate liar, so here is you chance. |
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