On Sat, 18 Jan 2014 09:18:21 -0000, "harryagain"
wrote:


"micky" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Jan 2014 21:42:05 +0000 (UTC), DerbyDad03
wrote:

Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 1/15/2014 3:41 AM, wrote:
Wedding Speech Site For All The Wedding Relationships.

Traditional:

"I do promise to clear clogged drains, empty the
gutters, paint the house, and trace down the
flickering lights, until death do us part."

Mormon:

"My fourth wife, I do solemnly promise to bring
home carrots and green jello, and drive our 15 kids
to church every Sunday in the family hauler."

Homosexual:

"On our wedding day, by the kindness of the Supreme
Court allowing us to get married, I do promise to
pay half the bills, not wear your underwear, and to
stay HIV negative as long as we both shall live."


That's because only "the gays" can become HIV positive, right?

Are you a bigot or just ignorant?

Okay, I'm looking at the two lines together, and if you hadn't said it
was sarcasm, I never would have guessed. Even now, I don't see it.

The illogic of the first line just ruins it. The second line looks
like a plain old insult. IIRC, Chris dislikes homosexuals and has been
insulting to them, iirc and I'm not sure at all, and maybe that's what
you're thinking of**. But he didn't say it here. And hasn't for
several weeks iirc.

**In the past I've found several of his posts very obnoxious, and a
couple times I said so. All the more incredible since every post of
his trumpets Jesus and Mormonism. Why he would want to look like a
hater, of both the acts and the people, and in so doing, embarrass
Christians in general and the Mormon church in particular, I could not
understand. But iirc, he hasn't posted like that for several weeks.
Of course I haven't read all his posts, either.


The bible and the koran says gays should be killed.

The Jewish Bible says nothing about punishing those who are gay. It's
concerned far more about acts, and not so much about thoughts.

It does speak of those men who actually *do* something, who lie with a
man as with a woman. They can be executed but only after after a trial
with due process, as specified in Jewish law, both written and oral.
There are a lot of aspects to due process, more than American law has.
The most important element here would be the requirement for two
eye-witnesses over the age of majority. How often do you suppose two
men had sex with two eye-witnesses watching, not just to their going
inside together but to the actual act. Maybe never.

Female-to-female relations are prohibited but no punishment is
specified, which means that God takes care of any punishment.

You can't just read a line or two and know what is meant. It's not
arranged like that.

I don't know what the Christian Bible says, but I hear it's a lot less.
I don't know what the Koran says.

He's just following the rule book.

No he's not.