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Neew Years Resolutions 2014
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Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind -- .. Christopher A. Young Learn about Jesus www.lds.org .. |
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On Tuesday, December 31, 2013 4:52:46 PM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind -- Shoot yourself in the head. |
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On Tue, 31 Dec 2013 15:02:18 -0800 (PST), "Daring Dufas: Hypocrite
TeaBillie on welfare" wrote: On Tuesday, December 31, 2013 4:52:46 PM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote: Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind -- Shoot yourself in the head. That's the best one of all. You should definitely do that. |
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On 12/31/2013 04:52 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind Last year, I was supposed to lose five pounds but gained it instead. I am not going to make any resolutions for 2014 as my belt loop is on the last notch. |
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On 12/31/13 4:52 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind To get my single, annual mistake out of the way early so it won't sneak up on me later in the year. |
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"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message ...
Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind -- . Christopher A. Young Learn about Jesus www.lds.org New car, new computer, new printer..... less searching for repair tips. |
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On Tue, 31 Dec 2013 15:02:18 -0800 (PST), "Daring Dufas: Hypocrite TeaBillie on welfare" wrote: On Tuesday, December 31, 2013 4:52:46 PM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote: Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind -- Shoot yourself in the head. That's the best one of all. You should definitely do that. Dammit!! I used my last round when I shot muh foot. |
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On 12/31/2013 5:52 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind ....not to make resolutions anymore. |
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On 12/31/2013 5:52 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind Work even less. Lose 10 pounds. |
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Stormin Mormon wrote: Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind try to save krwless's soul |
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My new year's resolution is to keep things real.
Lots of people wonder what the he11 I do around here. Most people see that I'm not actually busy doing anything, and presume I don't do anything at all around here. Nothing could be further from the truth. I'm keeping things real. Last edited by nestork : January 1st 14 at 05:25 AM |
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On Tue, 31 Dec 2013 17:58:43 -0600, Gordon Shumway
wrote: On Tue, 31 Dec 2013 18:28:42 -0500, wrote: On Tue, 31 Dec 2013 15:02:18 -0800 (PST), "Daring Dufas: Hypocrite TeaBillie on welfare" wrote: On Tuesday, December 31, 2013 4:52:46 PM UTC-6, Stormin Mormon wrote: Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind -- Shoot yourself in the head. That's the best one of all. You should definitely do that. You seem to be in a ****ty mood lately. Not at all. Whenever a lefty loser has a New Year's resolution to shoot himself in the head, I'm in a great mood. He should get Malformed to go along! |
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On Tue, 31 Dec 2013 21:41:26 -0500, Meanie
wrote: On 12/31/2013 5:52 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote: Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind ...not to make resolutions anymore. I did that 20 years ago. It's worked perfectly. |
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On Tue, 31 Dec 2013 21:04:35 -0800, "Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds"
wrote: In article , Stormin Mormon wrote: Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind try to save krwless's soul Try to get Malformed to tell the truth or go away. |
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
It just became 2014 about 6 1/2 hours ago where I live. Last edited by nestork : January 1st 14 at 12:38 PM |
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On 12/31/2013 4:52 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
What comes to mind... Get out of the markets before they crash, Buy some gold Buy some bitcoins Change the antifreeze in the car Lose weight Find the lineman's pliers somewhere out in the garage Back up the hard drive Don't get married Buy some stronger reading glasses |
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On 12/31/2013 6:45 PM, philo wrote:
On 12/31/2013 04:52 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote: Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind Last year, I was supposed to lose five pounds but gained it instead. I am not going to make any resolutions for 2014 as my belt loop is on the last notch. I'm with you. I resolve to drink more beer and gain more weight. These are resolutions I can keep. Then there was the guy that resolved to run every day. So far, he has only missed one day. |
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Stormin Mormon wrote:
Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind My New Year's resolution. Not make any resolutions. I'm good so far. -- Bill In Hamptonburgh, NY In the original Orange County. Est. 1683 To email, remove the double zeros after @ |
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On 01/01/2014 08:57 AM, Frank wrote:
On 12/31/2013 6:45 PM, philo wrote: On 12/31/2013 04:52 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote: Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind Last year, I was supposed to lose five pounds but gained it instead. I am not going to make any resolutions for 2014 as my belt loop is on the last notch. I'm with you. I resolve to drink more beer and gain more weight. These are resolutions I can keep. Then there was the guy that resolved to run every day. So far, he has only missed one day. Wow, it's Jan 1st and darn...it's the coldest day of the year. As to running, I jogged almost every day for 15 years and guess what happened as a result? I eventually had to get my knees replaced. Anyone who is jogging or thinking of doing so...I suggest WALKING instead. Now, as to my weight and why I do not plan to gain any mo It has nothing to do with health, I am simply too cheap to go out and buy new pants! |
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On Wed, 1 Jan 2014 07:47:57 +0100, nestork
wrote: ;3175103 Wrote: On Tue, 31 Dec 2013 21:04:35 -0800, "Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds" lid wrote: - try to save krwless's soul- Try to get Malformed to tell the truth or go away. Ya see, the reason we celebrate Christmas on December 25 is because 2000 years ago, that was the shortest day of the year. Now it's December 23rd, but because of the gradual change in the Earth's tilt in it's orbit around the Sun, 2000 years ago the shortest day of the year was December 25th, and the Romans would celebrate that day as the end of one year and the beginning of a new year. You can tell all of the anti-Christian lies you want, as often as you like, but it doesn't make them any more true. The dates are far more different than that because of changes in the calendars. Christmas was pegged as December-25 because it is nine-months after the "historical" Easter. The story is that Christ was conceived and died on the same date, so... And, being the beginning of a brand new year, the Romans had lots of customs associated with the passing of one year into the next. One of them was that people who loaned money during the year should repay it by December 25th. Also, promises made during the year should be made good by December 25th. Yet another was that any arguments started during the year should be resolved or forgotten by December 25th. All of this was because of the official belief that there was no guarantee that there would be another year starting after December 25th in which to attend to those matters, and so any unresolved issues should be settled by December 25th in case there wasn't another year to follow, and the days kept getting shorter until there was permanent night. The Romans were wise. December 25th is an excellent time to forget any arguments or hard feelings that arose during the previous 359 days. |
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On 1/1/14 11:08 AM, philo wrote:
As to running, I jogged almost every day for 15 years and guess what happened as a result? I eventually had to get my knees replaced. Anyone who is jogging or thinking of doing so...I suggest WALKING instead. Now, as to my weight and why I do not plan to gain any mo It has nothing to do with health, I am simply too cheap to go out and buy new pants! I wonder how many people in your area would give away an elliptical if you placed an ad in the paper. That's probably one of those presents husbands shouldn't give their wives, especially if the second present is a digital scale. |
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On 01/01/2014 01:51 PM, Dean Hoffman wrote:
On 1/1/14 11:08 AM, philo wrote: As to running, I jogged almost every day for 15 years and guess what happened as a result? I eventually had to get my knees replaced. Anyone who is jogging or thinking of doing so...I suggest WALKING instead. Now, as to my weight and why I do not plan to gain any mo It has nothing to do with health, I am simply too cheap to go out and buy new pants! I wonder how many people in your area would give away an elliptical if you placed an ad in the paper. That's probably one of those presents husbands shouldn't give their wives, especially if the second present is a digital scale. We do have an exercise bike and I used it all the time when I was recovering from my knee replacements. My wife used it too and lost weight...but as with most exercise equipment , fell into disuse. BTW: My wife also got rid of our old scale and got a digital one... that plan was ill conceived as we still weight just the same... However I was finally able to weigh our cats accurately. |
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wrote: On Wed, 1 Jan 2014 07:47:57 +0100, nestork wrote: ;3175103 Wrote: On Tue, 31 Dec 2013 21:04:35 -0800, "Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds" lid wrote: - try to save krwless's soul- Try to get Malformed to tell the truth or go away. Ya see, the reason we celebrate Christmas on December 25 is because 2000 years ago, that was the shortest day of the year. Now it's December 23rd, but because of the gradual change in the Earth's tilt in it's orbit around the Sun, 2000 years ago the shortest day of the year was December 25th, and the Romans would celebrate that day as the end of one year and the beginning of a new year. You can tell all of the anti-Christian lies you want, as often as you like, but it doesn't make them any more true. The dates are far more different than that because of changes in the calendars. Christmas was pegged as December-25 because it is nine-months after the "historical" Easter. The story is that Christ was conceived and died on the same date, so... and easter was on what date 2000 years ago or for that matter 1000 years from now And, being the beginning of a brand new year, the Romans had lots of customs associated with the passing of one year into the next. One of them was that people who loaned money during the year should repay it by December 25th. Also, promises made during the year should be made good by December 25th. Yet another was that any arguments started during the year should be resolved or forgotten by December 25th. All of this was because of the official belief that there was no guarantee that there would be another year starting after December 25th in which to attend to those matters, and so any unresolved issues should be settled by December 25th in case there wasn't another year to follow, and the days kept getting shorter until there was permanent night. The Romans were wise. December 25th is an excellent time to forget any arguments or hard feelings that arose during the previous 359 days. |
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On Wed, 01 Jan 2014 13:04:20 -0800, "Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds"
wrote: In article , wrote: On Wed, 1 Jan 2014 07:47:57 +0100, nestork wrote: ;3175103 Wrote: On Tue, 31 Dec 2013 21:04:35 -0800, "Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds" lid wrote: - try to save krwless's soul- Try to get Malformed to tell the truth or go away. Ya see, the reason we celebrate Christmas on December 25 is because 2000 years ago, that was the shortest day of the year. Now it's December 23rd, but because of the gradual change in the Earth's tilt in it's orbit around the Sun, 2000 years ago the shortest day of the year was December 25th, and the Romans would celebrate that day as the end of one year and the beginning of a new year. You can tell all of the anti-Christian lies you want, as often as you like, but it doesn't make them any more true. The dates are far more different than that because of changes in the calendars. Christmas was pegged as December-25 because it is nine-months after the "historical" Easter. The story is that Christ was conceived and died on the same date, so... and easter was on what date 2000 years ago or for that matter 1000 years from now Ask the scholars who set the date for Christmas, dumbass. This *was* how the date for Christmas was set. It was *not* to compete with the pagan solstice celebrations. Easter was on the same date today as it will be in 1000 years. The future doesn't change history, though you lefties try. |
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You see, Christian doctrine is that Mary's was an "Immaculate Conception", meaning that she was still a virgin when she gave birth. To suggest that the pregnancy followed much the same course as any normal pregnancy would have a distinctly agnostic/athiest flavour to it. The conception certainly wasn't normal, so there would be no expectation that the ensuing pregnancy would be the same as for any normal human baby. No one actually knows the date of birth of Jesus of Nazareth. Also, I stand corrected. The shortest day of the year in 2013 was December 21, not December 23rd as I had previously stated. 2000 years ago, the shortest day of the year occured on or about December 25th, and to many pagan cultures that represented the end of one year and the beginning of a new one. 2000 years ago, the Romans celebrated "Saturnalia" on the winter solstice, and it was one of the most prominant holidays on the Roman calendar. Early Christians picked December 25th to celebrate the birth of Jesus because to do so would allow them to join in the festivities along with their fellow Roman pagans. As Christianity grew in popularity, and paganism waned, Christmas became the more prominant celebration, but it is still celebrated on December 25th. |
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On 01/01/2014 02:21 PM, philo wrote:
[snip] BTW: My wife also got rid of our old scale and got a digital one... that plan was ill conceived as we still weight just the same... However I was finally able to weigh our cats accurately. One of my cats seems to have figured out how to weigh himself: Get on scale, get off, wait for it to show 0, get back on, wait for result. BTW, He's a big cat at 17.8 pounds. The "keyboard assistant" I posted about once ( http://notstupid.us/include/picviewer.php/pix/IMG_0766 ). -- Mark Lloyd http://notstupid.us "Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death." -- Albert Einstein |
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On 01/01/2014 06:08 PM, Mark Lloyd wrote:
On 01/01/2014 02:21 PM, philo wrote: [snip] BTW: My wife also got rid of our old scale and got a digital one... that plan was ill conceived as we still weight just the same... However I was finally able to weigh our cats accurately. One of my cats seems to have figured out how to weigh himself: Get on scale, get off, wait for it to show 0, get back on, wait for result. BTW, He's a big cat at 17.8 pounds. The "keyboard assistant" I posted about once ( http://notstupid.us/include/picviewer.php/pix/IMG_0766 ). Yep! Both of my cats are black (both fixed) the female is 9.5 pounds and the male is 12 pounds The biggest cat I ever had was 22 pounds but 17.8 is right up there. The only problem is...my cat is sooo stupid...whenever I wrestle with him he always scratches me...he just plain never learns. And lazy! You would not believe it...Whenever I take a nap...and wake up and...there he is sleeping! However, there sure as hell are not any mice around here! |
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nestork wrote: ;3175436 Wrote: You can tell all of the anti-Christian lies you want, as often as you like, but it doesn't make them any more true. The dates are far more different than that because of changes in the calendars. Christmas was pegged as December-25 because it is nine-months after the "historical" Easter. The story is that Christ was conceived and died on the same date, so... Quite honestly, I would expect that if 500 or 600 years ago anyone made the assertion that Jesus was conceived and died on the same date because a normal human pregnancy is 9 months, and Christmas is 9 months after Easter, they would have been burned or boiled in oil as a heretic. You see, Christian doctrine is that Mary's was an "Immaculate Conception", meaning that she was still a virgin when she gave birth. To suggest that the pregnancy followed much the same course as any normal pregnancy would have a distinctly agnostic/athiest flavour to it. The conception certainly wasn't normal, so there would be no expectation that the ensuing pregnancy would be the same as for any normal human baby. No one actually knows the date of birth of Jesus of Nazareth. except krwless Also, I stand corrected. The shortest day of the year in 2013 was December 21, not December 23rd as I had previously stated. 2000 years ago, the shortest day of the year occured on or about December 25th, and to many pagan cultures that represented the end of one year and the beginning of a new one. 2000 years ago, the Romans celebrated "Saturnalia" on the winter solstice, and it was one of the most prominant holidays on the Roman calendar. Early Christians picked December 25th to celebrate the birth of Jesus because to do so would allow them to join in the festivities along with their fellow Roman pagans. As Christianity grew in popularity, and paganism waned, Christmas became the more prominant celebration, but it is still celebrated on December 25th. |
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On Wed, 01 Jan 2014 18:37:40 -0600, philo* wrote:
On 01/01/2014 06:08 PM, Mark Lloyd wrote: On 01/01/2014 02:21 PM, philo wrote: [snip] BTW: My wife also got rid of our old scale and got a digital one... that plan was ill conceived as we still weight just the same... However I was finally able to weigh our cats accurately. One of my cats seems to have figured out how to weigh himself: Get on scale, get off, wait for it to show 0, get back on, wait for result. BTW, He's a big cat at 17.8 pounds. The "keyboard assistant" I posted about once ( http://notstupid.us/include/picviewer.php/pix/IMG_0766 ). Yep! Both of my cats are black (both fixed) the female is 9.5 pounds and the male is 12 pounds Tiny cats. We have a year-old that's about 8 pounds and a 13YO that's 18 pounds. The biggest cat I ever had was 22 pounds but 17.8 is right up there. We lost a 27 pounder, a year ago (autoimmune issue, they think). Maine Coons get huge. The only problem is...my cat is sooo stupid...whenever I wrestle with him he always scratches me...he just plain never learns. What's to learn? You play with him and he scratches, yet you play with him anyway. And lazy! You would not believe it...Whenever I take a nap...and wake up and...there he is sleeping! However, there sure as hell are not any mice around here! We had one that would bring them home, alive. |
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On Thu, 2 Jan 2014 01:08:17 +0100, nestork
wrote: ;3175436 Wrote: You can tell all of the anti-Christian lies you want, as often as you like, but it doesn't make them any more true. The dates are far more different than that because of changes in the calendars. Christmas was pegged as December-25 because it is nine-months after the "historical" Easter. The story is that Christ was conceived and died on the same date, so... Quite honestly, I would expect that if 500 or 600 years ago anyone made the assertion that Jesus was conceived and died on the same date because a normal human pregnancy is 9 months, and Christmas is 9 months after Easter, they would have been burned or boiled in oil as a heretic. Quite honestly, you're wrong. That is *exactly* how the Church fixed the date for Christmas. You see, Christian doctrine is that Mary's was an "Immaculate Conception", meaning that she was still a virgin when she gave birth. To suggest that the pregnancy followed much the same course as any normal pregnancy would have a distinctly agnostic/athiest flavour to it. The conception certainly wasn't normal, so there would be no expectation that the ensuing pregnancy would be the same as for any normal human baby. She was conceived by God, of course. Man was, of course, created in God's image. Mary was, of course, human. Do try to think this through. No one actually knows the date of birth of Jesus of Nazareth. The Church thinks it knows the date of Easter. It knows he was born and died on the same date. Do try to follow along. Also, I stand corrected. The shortest day of the year in 2013 was December 21, not December 23rd as I had previously stated. 2000 years ago, the shortest day of the year occured on or about December 25th, and to many pagan cultures that represented the end of one year and the beginning of a new one. 2000 years ago, the Romans celebrated "Saturnalia" on the winter solstice, and it was one of the most prominant holidays on the Roman calendar. Early Christians picked December 25th to celebrate the birth of Jesus because to do so would allow them to join in the festivities along with their fellow Roman pagans. As Christianity grew in popularity, and paganism waned, Christmas became the more prominant celebration, but it is still celebrated on December 25th. You're wrong, of course, but don't let that stop you from hating Christians. |
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On Wed, 01 Jan 2014 21:18:28 -0800, "Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds"
wrote: In article , nestork wrote: ;3175436 Wrote: You can tell all of the anti-Christian lies you want, as often as you like, but it doesn't make them any more true. The dates are far more different than that because of changes in the calendars. Christmas was pegged as December-25 because it is nine-months after the "historical" Easter. The story is that Christ was conceived and died on the same date, so... Quite honestly, I would expect that if 500 or 600 years ago anyone made the assertion that Jesus was conceived and died on the same date because a normal human pregnancy is 9 months, and Christmas is 9 months after Easter, they would have been burned or boiled in oil as a heretic. You see, Christian doctrine is that Mary's was an "Immaculate Conception", meaning that she was still a virgin when she gave birth. To suggest that the pregnancy followed much the same course as any normal pregnancy would have a distinctly agnostic/athiest flavour to it. The conception certainly wasn't normal, so there would be no expectation that the ensuing pregnancy would be the same as for any normal human baby. No one actually knows the date of birth of Jesus of Nazareth. except krwless Malformed, like all Christian hating lefties, lies, of course. As Malformed constantly demonstrates, lefties can do nothing but. |
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On Tue, 31 Dec 2013 23:47:57 -0700, nestork
wrote: ...snip.... The Romans were wise. December 25th is an excellent time to forget any arguments or hard feelings that arose during the previous 359 days. were the years shorter, too? |
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On Wed, 01 Jan 2014 16:00:49 -0700, wrote:
On Wed, 01 Jan 2014 13:04:20 -0800, "Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds" wrote: ...snip.... and easter was on what date 2000 years ago or for that matter 1000 years from now Ask the scholars who set the date for Christmas, dumbass. This *was* how the date for Christmas was set. It was *not* to compete with the pagan solstice celebrations. Easter was on the same date today as it will be in 1000 years. The future doesn't change history, though you lefties try. Appearing in Scripture, isn't it written, that Conception was Dec 25th, Birth Sept 29, and Pascal [Passover] that's STILL well documented and does NOT necessarily occur on a Sunday!]? I use the word Scripture and not bible, because 'bibles' often do NOT reflect Scripture. |
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On 01/01/2014 06:37 PM, philo wrote:
[snip] The only problem is...my cat is sooo stupid...whenever I wrestle with him he always scratches me...he just plain never learns. I've been scratched twice. The first time was a mistake and he never did it again. The other time I was holding another cat and he was surprised by an enthusiastic 82-pound pit bull dog. -- Mark Lloyd http://notstupid.us "Warning: end of message imminent. Stop reading now." |
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My 2014 New Years Resolution
For my 2014 New Years Resolution. I'm gonna quit drinking as soon as I
finish celebrating New Years Eve. I started to celebrate the holiday around 8pm on December 31, 2013. I plan to finish celebrating around 7:30pm on December 31, 2014. HAPPY NEW YEAR! |
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On 12/31/2013 5:45 PM, philo wrote:
On 12/31/2013 04:52 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote: Use spell chekker Lose 10 pounds Clean house, throw otu clutter More time studying scriptures Save money and reduce debt load refrain from flaming the damn idiots who screw up this list Any more resolutions that come to mind Last year, I was supposed to lose five pounds but gained it instead. I am not going to make any resolutions for 2014 as my belt loop is on the last notch. My New Years Resolution is to stay alive and prove those doctors wrong after they sent me home to die. I was dropped from hospice care after six months when they figured out I wasn't dying fast enough, I actually improved. ^_^ TDD |
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Neew Years Resolutions 2014
On 1/1/2014 6:08 PM, Mark Lloyd wrote:
On 01/01/2014 02:21 PM, philo wrote: [snip] BTW: My wife also got rid of our old scale and got a digital one... that plan was ill conceived as we still weight just the same... However I was finally able to weigh our cats accurately. One of my cats seems to have figured out how to weigh himself: Get on scale, get off, wait for it to show 0, get back on, wait for result. BTW, He's a big cat at 17.8 pounds. The "keyboard assistant" I posted about once ( http://notstupid.us/include/picviewer.php/pix/IMG_0766 ). Are you a warlock? ^_^ TDD |
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Neew Years Resolutions 2014
On 1/14/2014 11:02 PM, The Daring Dufas wrote:
My New Years Resolution is to stay alive and prove those doctors wrong after they sent me home to die. I was dropped from hospice care after six months when they figured out I wasn't dying fast enough, I actually improved. ^_^ TDD I'll be cheering you on. -- .. Christopher A. Young Learn about Jesus www.lds.org .. |
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