I dont have time to do home repair. I'm too busy looking for more
wives. And that's a tough job because of all the liquor I have to drink
in the bars when I'm picking up women.

But I have 8 wives, and they all had to learn to do repairs. When
something in the house needs fixin, the wives got to do it, and if they
dont, they dont get any sex.

There are lots of advantages to having many wives.
But you got to be a Mormon.


ChristWas Well Hung
Learn more about sex with Jesus
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On 2/6/2013 7:15 AM, Studman Mormon wrote:
I dont have time to do home repair. I'm too busy looking for more
wives. And that's a tough job because of all the liquor I have to drink
in the bars when I'm picking up women.

But I have 8 wives, and they all had to learn to do repairs. When
something in the house needs fixin, the wives got to do it, and if they
dont, they dont get any sex.

There are lots of advantages to having many wives.
But you got to be a Mormon.


ChristWas Well Hung
Learn more about sex with Jesus
www.lsd.org


Don't ya just love religious bigots? Which religion are you going after
next there Studman? I think you should spread it around, Catholics, Jews
and Muslims. Of course only one of those groups will vow to kill you for
the crime of insulting their faith. ^_^

TDD

He might be beheaded by Buddhists?

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
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"The Daring Dufas" wrote in message
...

Don't ya just love religious bigots? Which religion are you going after
next there Studman? I think you should spread it around, Catholics, Jews
and Muslims. Of course only one of those groups will vow to kill you for
the crime of insulting their faith. ^_^

TDD

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in
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He might be beheaded by Buddhists?




Could you call Muslims Beheadists?


--
Tegger

"The Daring Dufas" wrote in message
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On 2/6/2013 7:15 AM, Studman Mormon wrote:
I dont have time to do home repair. I'm too busy looking for more
wives. And that's a tough job because of all the liquor I have to drink
in the bars when I'm picking up women.

But I have 8 wives, and they all had to learn to do repairs. When
something in the house needs fixin, the wives got to do it, and if they
dont, they dont get any sex.

There are lots of advantages to having many wives.
But you got to be a Mormon.


ChristWas Well Hung
Learn more about sex with Jesus
www.lsd.org


Don't ya just love religious bigots? Which religion are you going after
next there Studman? I think you should spread it around, Catholics, Jews
and Muslims. Of course only one of those groups will vow to kill you for
the crime of insulting their faith. ^_^

TDD

Who somehow finagled a mosque at Ground Zero, with unanimous approval via
several board/city council votes. Go figger.
--
EA

On 2/6/2013 10:37 AM, Existential Angst wrote:
"The Daring Dufas" wrote in message
...
On 2/6/2013 7:15 AM, Studman Mormon wrote:
I dont have time to do home repair. I'm too busy looking for more
wives. And that's a tough job because of all the liquor I have to drink
in the bars when I'm picking up women.

But I have 8 wives, and they all had to learn to do repairs. When
something in the house needs fixin, the wives got to do it, and if they
dont, they dont get any sex.

There are lots of advantages to having many wives.
But you got to be a Mormon.


ChristWas Well Hung
Learn more about sex with Jesus
www.lsd.org


Don't ya just love religious bigots? Which religion are you going after
next there Studman? I think you should spread it around, Catholics, Jews
and Muslims. Of course only one of those groups will vow to kill you for
the crime of insulting their faith. ^_^

TDD

Who somehow finagled a mosque at Ground Zero, with unanimous approval via
several board/city council votes. Go figger.


Wanna bet they would vote against a cathedral? O_o

TDD

How about a Mormon visitor center?

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

"The Daring Dufas" wrote in message
...

Who somehow finagled a mosque at
Ground Zero, with unanimous approval via
several board/city council votes. Go figger.


Wanna bet they would vote against a cathedral? O_o

TDD

On Wed, 06 Feb 2013 16:26:38 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

Don't ya just love religious bigots? Which religion are you going after
next there Studman? I think you should spread it around, Catholics, Jews
and Muslims. Of course only one of those groups will vow to kill you for
the crime of insulting their faith. ^_^

TDD

Who somehow finagled a mosque at Ground Zero, with unanimous approval via
several board/city council votes. Go figger.


Wanna bet they would vote against a cathedral? O_o

TDD

What about a strip club next door and a Pulled Pork Samich Shop on the
other side?
--
"Dodgeball in Burkas" -- Greg Gutfeld

"Oren" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 06 Feb 2013 16:26:38 -0600, The Daring Dufas
wrote:

Don't ya just love religious bigots? Which religion are you going after
next there Studman? I think you should spread it around, Catholics,
Jews
and Muslims. Of course only one of those groups will vow to kill you
for
the crime of insulting their faith. ^_^

TDD

Who somehow finagled a mosque at Ground Zero, with unanimous approval
via
several board/city council votes. Go figger.


Wanna bet they would vote against a cathedral? O_o

TDD

What about a strip club next door and a Pulled Pork Samich Shop on the
other side?

Super idear!
And a synagogue.... that way, TWO religious groups can be incensed.....
lol
--
EA


--
"Dodgeball in Burkas" -- Greg Gutfeld

On Wednesday, February 6, 2013 1:15:03 PM UTC, Studman Mormon wrote:
I dont have time to do home repair. I'm too busy looking for more

wives. And that's a tough job because of all the liquor I have to drink

in the bars when I'm picking up women.



But I have 8 wives, and they all had to learn to do repairs. When

something in the house needs fixin, the wives got to do it, and if they

dont, they dont get any sex.



There are lots of advantages to having many wives.

But you got to be a Mormon.

No I think you have that slightly wrong,
Mormoms or rather the word Mormon is often associated with polygamy (or plural marriage), which was a distinguishing practice of many early Mormons; however it was renounced by the LDS Church in 1890.

So you're not a true Mormon, perhaps you meant to type Moron which is more applicable to a spammer.

Works, for me!

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

wrote in message
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So you're not a true Mormon, perhaps you meant
to type Moron which is more applicable to a spammer.

Not sure if I'm the only one in here, but I have more respect for someone who lives by some religion; any religion, than someone who merely sits back and criticizes religion. That's because all well established religions preach the values of honesty, charity, compassion, and living by the Golden Rule.

Someone who doesn't live by any religion has no moral compass guiding their actions, and is prone to do stupid stuff like sit back and throw out posts critical of all aspects of the Mormon religion in here.

Studman, why don't you simply treat other people the same way you'll like to be treated. If you can do that much, it don't matter what church ya go to, you'll still be welcome into any society you live in. You'll find people like you more as a result. It's worth a try since they couldn't like you any less the way you are now, could they?

wrote in message
...
On Wednesday, February 6, 2013 1:15:03 PM UTC, Studman Mormon wrote:
I dont have time to do home repair. I'm too busy looking for more

wives. And that's a tough job because of all the liquor I have to drink

in the bars when I'm picking up women.



But I have 8 wives, and they all had to learn to do repairs. When

something in the house needs fixin, the wives got to do it, and if they

dont, they dont get any sex.



There are lots of advantages to having many wives.

But you got to be a Mormon.

No I think you have that slightly wrong,
Mormoms or rather the word Mormon is often associated with polygamy (or
plural marriage), which was a distinguishing practice of many early
Mormons; however it was renounced by the LDS Church in 1890.

So you're not a true Mormon, perhaps you meant to type Moron which is
more applicable to a spammer.

I'd say more likely a middle schooler off on track break with a new
computer.

Steve