I dont have time to do home repair. I'm too busy looking for more
wives. And that's a tough job because of all the liquor I have to drink
in the bars when I'm picking up women.

But I have 8 wives, and they all had to learn to do repairs. When
something in the house needs fixin, the wives got to do it, and if they
dont, they dont get any sex.

There are lots of advantages to having many wives.
But you got to be a Mormon.


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