Introducing the "Bitchin' Super Turbine".

Turn your Wife's Bitchin' into *FREE* Electricity

It's a simple but powerful wind turbine that connects to your wife's
mouth. (or any woman in your life). Everytime she starts bitching, the
turbine spins from the air movement exiting from between her lips. The
turbine is connected using a stretchable rubber cord that goes around
the back of her head, and is adjustible for all head sizes, and comes
with a locking device to prevent her from removing it. The turbine is
connected to an electrical generator, which can produce up to 3000 Watts
of electricity at 120 Volts AC continually.

It's simple to operate. Whenever you need electricity, such as right
before a big sports game on television, simply get your woman real
****ed about something. It's easy to **** off most women, so all you
need to do is bring over all your drunk buddies from the bar, with muddy
shoes, let them walk across the living room carpet to the couch, and
your wife will be bitching. That alone should produce enough power to
run your televison for the entire game. If the power output is not high
enough, simply get her more ****ed, by telling her she's fat. It's
almost guaranteed that the "fat" statement will double or even triple
the power output from the generator and not only operate your big screen
Tv, but produce enough power to run the refrigerator to chill your beer,
and a few beer signs and disco balls to enhance the mood.

It couldn't be easier. Order one for your wife, and if you got teenage
daughters, they too can produce lots of free electricity, particularly
when any young male ignore them in High School, or when you tell them to
do chores and take away their cellphones.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Included with each and every "Bitchin' Super
Turbine" is a free "Wuffler". That's a speciually designed muffler for
women that silences the bitching, and connects right in front of your
"Bitchin' Super Turbine". Let her bitch all she wants, while producing
lots of electricity, yet, you wont hear one word of it with the
"Wuffler" installed. It cant get any better than this!

It's *FREE* Electricity!!!

*January Special*

Buy one "Bitchin' Super Turbine" at regular price, and we'll send you a
second "Bitchin' Super Turbine" absolutely FREE. You only pay shipping
and handling. Each "Bitchin' Super Turbine" comes complete with a FREE
"Wuffler".

ORDER NOW!

Only Five easy paymemts of $19.99 plus S+H

SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!

Call 1-800-BITCHIN
http://www.bitchinsuperturbine.com

On 2013-01-07, Lisa BB. wrote:

The men need to behave themselves so we wouldn't have to constantly keep
them in line.

.....but you couldn't be bothered to trim 60+ lines of text to post yer
one line. Typical.

On 1/6/13 10:36 PM, wrote:
Introducing the "Bitchin' Super Turbine".

Turn your Wife's Bitchin' into *FREE* Electricity

FREE????????

It's a simple but powerful wind turbine that connects to your wife's
mouth. (or any woman in your life). Everytime she starts bitching, the
turbine spins from the air movement exiting from between her lips. The
turbine is connected using a stretchable rubber cord that goes around
the back of her head, and is adjustible for all head sizes, and comes
with a locking device to prevent her from removing it. The turbine is
connected to an electrical generator, which can produce up to 3000 Watts
of electricity at 120 Volts AC continually.

What happens when they inhale? Oh. That's how this gizmo makes
AC instead of DC. No inverter needed.

Sixty lines? Think of all the electricity you could have gotten from that
post. If you'd only called the 800 number.

Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..

"notbob" wrote in message
...
On 2013-01-07, Lisa BB. wrote:

The men need to behave themselves so we wouldn't have to constantly keep
them in line.

.....but you couldn't be bothered to trim 60+ lines of text to post yer
one line. Typical.

On 7 Jan 2013 11:58:35 GMT, notbob wrote in
Re Turn your Wife's
Bitchin' into Electricity:

On 2013-01-07, Lisa BB. wrote:

The men need to behave themselves so we wouldn't have to constantly keep
them in line.

....but you couldn't be bothered to trim 60+ lines of text to post yer
one line. Typical.

The un-trimmed quote is the written equivalent of bitching.

On 07 Jan 2013 05:01:53 GMT, "Lisa BB."
wrote:

wrote in
:

Introducing the "Bitchin' Super Turbine".

Turn your Wife's Bitchin' into *FREE* Electricity

It's a simple but powerful wind turbine that connects to your wife's
mouth. (or any woman in your life). Everytime she starts bitching, the
turbine spins from the air movement exiting from between her lips. The
turbine is connected using a stretchable rubber cord that goes around
the back of her head, and is adjustible for all head sizes, and comes
with a locking device to prevent her from removing it. The turbine is
connected to an electrical generator, which can produce up to 3000 Watts
of electricity at 120 Volts AC continually.

It's simple to operate. Whenever you need electricity, such as right
before a big sports game on television, simply get your woman real
****ed about something. It's easy to **** off most women, so all you
need to do is bring over all your drunk buddies from the bar, with muddy
shoes, let them walk across the living room carpet to the couch, and
your wife will be bitching. That alone should produce enough power to
run your televison for the entire game. If the power output is not high
enough, simply get her more ****ed, by telling her she's fat. It's
almost guaranteed that the "fat" statement will double or even triple
the power output from the generator and not only operate your big screen
Tv, but produce enough power to run the refrigerator to chill your beer,
and a few beer signs and disco balls to enhance the mood.

It couldn't be easier. Order one for your wife, and if you got teenage
daughters, they too can produce lots of free electricity, particularly
when any young male ignore them in High School, or when you tell them to
do chores and take away their cellphones.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Included with each and every "Bitchin' Super
Turbine" is a free "Wuffler". That's a speciually designed muffler for
women that silences the bitching, and connects right in front of your
"Bitchin' Super Turbine". Let her bitch all she wants, while producing
lots of electricity, yet, you wont hear one word of it with the
"Wuffler" installed. It cant get any better than this!

It's *FREE* Electricity!!!

*January Special*

Buy one "Bitchin' Super Turbine" at regular price, and we'll send you a
second "Bitchin' Super Turbine" absolutely FREE. You only pay shipping
and handling. Each "Bitchin' Super Turbine" comes complete with a FREE
"Wuffler".

ORDER NOW!

Only Five easy paymemts of $19.99 plus S+H

SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!

Call 1-800-BITCHIN
http://www.




The men need to behave themselves so we wouldn't have to constantly keep
them in line.

Perhaps that's why the divorce rate is so high. You think men need to
be "kept in line". Are you divorced, or is your husband a shemale?

wrote:
Introducing the "Bitchin' Super Turbine".

Turn your Wife's Bitchin' into *FREE* Electricity


SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!

Call 1-800-BITCHIN
http://www.bitchinsuperturbine.com


We ought to get some of these for our politicians.

On Jan 7, 6:33 am, Dean Hoffman "
wrote:


What happens when they inhale? Oh. That's how this gizmo makes
AC instead of DC. No inverter needed.

Actually, they make a kit to adapt it to husbands, where it runs
off of burps and farts.....
Problem is, it overpowered the generator and it burned up.......
It is estimated that it will probably be feasible when the Tokamak is
perfected....

On 08 Jan 2013 03:14:12 GMT, "Lisa BB."
wrote:

real ****ed about something. It's easy to **** off most women, so
all you need to do is bring over all your drunk buddies from the
bar, with muddy shoes, let them walk across the living room carpet
to the couch, and your wife will be bitching. That alone should
produce enough power to run your televison for the entire game. If
the power output is not high enough, simply get her more ****ed, by
telling her she's fat. It's almost guaranteed that the "fat"
statement will double or even triple the power output from the

snippy

You are too crabby. Too bad you don't have any humour.

Yea, but you're fat!!!

(this ought to crank up the power output at least 6 levels).

On 08 Jan 2013 03:14:12 GMT, "Lisa BB."
wrote:

wrote in :

On 07 Jan 2013 05:01:53 GMT, "Lisa BB."
wrote:

wrote in
:

Introducing the "Bitchin' Super Turbine".

Turn your Wife's Bitchin' into *FREE* Electricity

It's a simple but powerful wind turbine that connects to your wife's
mouth. (or any woman in your life). Everytime she starts bitching,
the turbine spins from the air movement exiting from between her
lips. The turbine is connected using a stretchable rubber cord that
goes around the back of her head, and is adjustible for all head
sizes, and comes with a locking device to prevent her from removing
it. The turbine is connected to an electrical generator, which can
produce up to 3000 Watts of electricity at 120 Volts AC continually.

It's simple to operate. Whenever you need electricity, such as
right before a big sports game on television, simply get your woman
real ****ed about something. It's easy to **** off most women, so
all you need to do is bring over all your drunk buddies from the
bar, with muddy shoes, let them walk across the living room carpet
to the couch, and your wife will be bitching. That alone should
produce enough power to run your televison for the entire game. If
the power output is not high enough, simply get her more ****ed, by
telling her she's fat. It's almost guaranteed that the "fat"
statement will double or even triple the power output from the
generator and not only operate your big screen Tv, but produce
enough power to run the refrigerator to chill your beer, and a few
beer signs and disco balls to enhance the mood.

It couldn't be easier. Order one for your wife, and if you got
teenage daughters, they too can produce lots of free electricity,
particularly when any young male ignore them in High School, or when
you tell them to do chores and take away their cellphones.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Included with each and every "Bitchin' Super
Turbine" is a free "Wuffler". That's a speciually designed muffler
for women that silences the bitching, and connects right in front of
your "Bitchin' Super Turbine". Let her bitch all she wants, while
producing lots of electricity, yet, you wont hear one word of it
with the "Wuffler" installed. It cant get any better than this!

It's *FREE* Electricity!!!

*January Special*

Buy one "Bitchin' Super Turbine" at regular price, and we'll send
you a second "Bitchin' Super Turbine" absolutely FREE. You only pay
shipping and handling. Each "Bitchin' Super Turbine" comes complete
with a FREE "Wuffler".

ORDER NOW!

Only Five easy paymemts of $19.99 plus S+H

SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!

Call 1-800-BITCHIN
http://www.




The men need to behave themselves so we wouldn't have to constantly
keep them in line.

Perhaps that's why the divorce rate is so high. You think men need to
be "kept in line". Are you divorced, or is your husband a shemale?


You are too crabby. Too bad you don't have any humour.

It's that time of the month, isn't it?

On Tue, 08 Jan 2013 02:24:24 -0600, wrote:

On 08 Jan 2013 03:14:12 GMT, "Lisa BB."
wrote:

real ****ed about something. It's easy to **** off most women, so
all you need to do is bring over all your drunk buddies from the
bar, with muddy shoes, let them walk across the living room carpet
to the couch, and your wife will be bitching. That alone should
produce enough power to run your televison for the entire game. If
the power output is not high enough, simply get her more ****ed, by
telling her she's fat. It's almost guaranteed that the "fat"
statement will double or even triple the power output from the

snippy

You are too crabby. Too bad you don't have any humour.

Yea, but you're fat!!!

(this ought to crank up the power output at least 6 levels).

That's what the bitch wants. Let her have her fun.