On 07 Jan 2013 05:01:53 GMT, "Lisa BB."
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Introducing the "Bitchin' Super Turbine".

Turn your Wife's Bitchin' into *FREE* Electricity

It's a simple but powerful wind turbine that connects to your wife's
mouth. (or any woman in your life). Everytime she starts bitching, the
turbine spins from the air movement exiting from between her lips. The
turbine is connected using a stretchable rubber cord that goes around
the back of her head, and is adjustible for all head sizes, and comes
with a locking device to prevent her from removing it. The turbine is
connected to an electrical generator, which can produce up to 3000 Watts
of electricity at 120 Volts AC continually.

It's simple to operate. Whenever you need electricity, such as right
before a big sports game on television, simply get your woman real
****ed about something. It's easy to **** off most women, so all you
need to do is bring over all your drunk buddies from the bar, with muddy
shoes, let them walk across the living room carpet to the couch, and
your wife will be bitching. That alone should produce enough power to
run your televison for the entire game. If the power output is not high
enough, simply get her more ****ed, by telling her she's fat. It's
almost guaranteed that the "fat" statement will double or even triple
the power output from the generator and not only operate your big screen
Tv, but produce enough power to run the refrigerator to chill your beer,
and a few beer signs and disco balls to enhance the mood.

It couldn't be easier. Order one for your wife, and if you got teenage
daughters, they too can produce lots of free electricity, particularly
when any young male ignore them in High School, or when you tell them to
do chores and take away their cellphones.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Included with each and every "Bitchin' Super
Turbine" is a free "Wuffler". That's a speciually designed muffler for
women that silences the bitching, and connects right in front of your
"Bitchin' Super Turbine". Let her bitch all she wants, while producing
lots of electricity, yet, you wont hear one word of it with the
"Wuffler" installed. It cant get any better than this!

It's *FREE* Electricity!!!

*January Special*

Buy one "Bitchin' Super Turbine" at regular price, and we'll send you a
second "Bitchin' Super Turbine" absolutely FREE. You only pay shipping
and handling. Each "Bitchin' Super Turbine" comes complete with a FREE
"Wuffler".

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Only Five easy paymemts of $19.99 plus S+H

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The men need to behave themselves so we wouldn't have to constantly keep
them in line.

Perhaps that's why the divorce rate is so high. You think men need to
be "kept in line". Are you divorced, or is your husband a shemale?