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Default Turn your Wife's Bitchin' into Electricity

On 08 Jan 2013 03:14:12 GMT, "Lisa BB."
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real ****ed about something. It's easy to **** off most women, so
all you need to do is bring over all your drunk buddies from the
bar, with muddy shoes, let them walk across the living room carpet
to the couch, and your wife will be bitching. That alone should
produce enough power to run your televison for the entire game. If
the power output is not high enough, simply get her more ****ed, by
telling her she's fat. It's almost guaranteed that the "fat"
statement will double or even triple the power output from the


snippy

You are too crabby. Too bad you don't have any humour.


Yea, but you're fat!!!

(this ought to crank up the power output at least 6 levels).