DIYbanter - View Single Post - Turn your Wife's Bitchin' into Electricity

Dean Hoffman[_13_]

On 1/6/13 10:36 PM, wrote:
Introducing the "Bitchin' Super Turbine".

Turn your Wife's Bitchin' into *FREE* Electricity

FREE????????

It's a simple but powerful wind turbine that connects to your wife's
mouth. (or any woman in your life). Everytime she starts bitching, the
turbine spins from the air movement exiting from between her lips. The
turbine is connected using a stretchable rubber cord that goes around
the back of her head, and is adjustible for all head sizes, and comes
with a locking device to prevent her from removing it. The turbine is
connected to an electrical generator, which can produce up to 3000 Watts
of electricity at 120 Volts AC continually.

What happens when they inhale? Oh. That's how this gizmo makes
AC instead of DC. No inverter needed.