April fools day was on a Sunday this year, so this would not have worked
for most people. But someone I know had to work on Sunday.
He went to work and parked just far enough away so his car could not be
seen. One minute before his shift was going to start, he called his
employer on his cellphone and said he was not coming in because he was
very sick, (and acted really sick during the call). One minute later he
walked into his workplace and went right to work. He said his boss
almost **** when he walked in, and was laughing all day because of it.
This is one of the very funny and harmless AF jokes I've heard. Since
AF is on a Monday next year, I'm going to do this one too.

On Tue, 03 Apr 2012 13:59:13 -0500, wrote:

April fools day was on a Sunday this year, so this would not have worked
for most people. But someone I know had to work on Sunday.
He went to work and parked just far enough away so his car could not be
seen. One minute before his shift was going to start, he called his
employer on his cellphone and said he was not coming in because he was
very sick, (and acted really sick during the call). One minute later he
walked into his workplace and went right to work. He said his boss
almost **** when he walked in, and was laughing all day because of it.
This is one of the very funny and harmless AF jokes I've heard. Since
AF is on a Monday next year, I'm going to do this one too.


Sorry but I don't see the big laugh. My wife had someone pull a
similar thing but it wasn't meant as a joke saying they were sick and
then for whatever reason, showed up around normal time. My wife
(their manager) wasn't too happy with them.

On Tuesday, April 3, 2012 3:33:41 PM UTC-4, Doug wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2012 13:59:13 -0500, wrote:

April fools day was on a Sunday this year, so this would not have worked
for most people. But someone I know had to work on Sunday.
He went to work and parked just far enough away so his car could not be
seen. One minute before his shift was going to start, he called his
employer on his cellphone and said he was not coming in because he was
very sick, (and acted really sick during the call). One minute later he
walked into his workplace and went right to work. He said his boss
almost **** when he walked in, and was laughing all day because of it.
This is one of the very funny and harmless AF jokes I've heard. Since
AF is on a Monday next year, I'm going to do this one too.


Sorry but I don't see the big laugh. My wife had someone pull a
similar thing but it wasn't meant as a joke saying they were sick and
then for whatever reason, showed up around normal time. My wife
(their manager) wasn't too happy with them.

If I called in like that it would mean my boss had to call someone else in on OT. Not funny at all.

Jimmie

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April fools day was on a Sunday this year, so this would not have worked
for most people. But someone I know had to work on Sunday.
He went to work and parked just far enough away so his car could not be
seen. One minute before his shift was going to start, he called his
employer on his cellphone and said he was not coming in because he was
very sick, (and acted really sick during the call). One minute later he
walked into his workplace and went right to work. He said his boss
almost **** when he walked in, and was laughing all day because of it.
This is one of the very funny and harmless AF jokes I've heard. Since
AF is on a Monday next year, I'm going to do this one too.


When they do call in for real, don't be surprised hearing:

Todays f*n date isn't 4/1. Now get your clown ass in here.

wrote:
April fools day was on a Sunday this year, so this would not have
worked for most people. But someone I know had to work on Sunday.
He went to work and parked just far enough away so his car could not
be seen. One minute before his shift was going to start, he called
his employer on his cellphone and said he was not coming in because
he was very sick, (and acted really sick during the call). One
minute later he walked into his workplace and went right to work. He
said his boss almost **** when he walked in, and was laughing all day
because of it. This is one of the very funny and harmless AF jokes
I've heard. Since AF is on a Monday next year, I'm going to do this
one too.

It'll be funny when he sees that day is taken out of his sick leave or vacation
'pool'.

On Apr 3, 7:44*pm, "Bob F" wrote:
wrote:
April fools day was on a Sunday this year, so this would not have
worked for most people. *But someone I know had to work on Sunday.
He went to work and parked just far enough away so his car could not
be seen. *One minute before his shift was going to start, he called
his employer on his cellphone and said he was not coming in because
he was very sick, (and acted really sick during the call). *One
minute later he walked into his workplace and went right to work. *He
said his boss almost **** when he walked in, and was laughing all day
because of it. This is one of the very funny and harmless AF jokes
I've heard. *Since AF is on a Monday next year, I'm going to do this
one too.

It'll be funny when he sees that day is taken out of his sick leave or vacation
'pool'.

YEAH BUT THEN THEY'D HAVE TO PAY YOU FOR THE COMEDY SKIT.
ITS A SPECIAL STUPID DAY.......
BOOWAHAHAHAHA !

TGITM

On Apr 3, 11:59*am, wrote:
April fools day was on a Sunday this year, so this would not have worked
for most people. *But someone I know had to work on Sunday.
He went to work and parked just far enough away so his car could not be
seen. *One minute before his shift was going to start, he called his
employer on his cellphone and said he was not coming in because he was
very sick, (and acted really sick during the call). *One minute later he
walked into his workplace and went right to work. *He said his boss
almost **** when he walked in, and was laughing all day because of it.
This is one of the very funny and harmless AF jokes I've heard. *Since
AF is on a Monday next year, I'm going to do this one too.

Please explain what is so funny about it.

Harry K

On Apr 3, 12:33*pm, "Doug" wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2012 13:59:13 -0500, wrote:
April fools day was on a Sunday this year, so this would not have worked
for most people. *But someone I know had to work on Sunday.
He went to work and parked just far enough away so his car could not be
seen. *One minute before his shift was going to start, he called his
employer on his cellphone and said he was not coming in because he was
very sick, (and acted really sick during the call). *One minute later he
walked into his workplace and went right to work. *He said his boss
almost **** when he walked in, and was laughing all day because of it.
This is one of the very funny and harmless AF jokes I've heard. *Since
AF is on a Monday next year, I'm going to do this one too.

Sorry but I don't see the big laugh. *My wife had someone pull a
similar thing but it wasn't meant as a joke saying they were sick and
then for whatever reason, showed up around normal time. *My wife
(their manager) wasn't too happy with them.

That's the point! Humor is ALL in the timing. One minute is funny,
later is not.