A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
because she bought it on special.

I don't get it.

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A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
because she bought it on special.

"Joe" wrote in news:KKmne.27047$IC6.15578@attbi_s72:

I don't get it.





It helps to see the whole joke:
http://www.the-jokebox.com/php_new/j...=1&jokeid=2774

wrote:
A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
because she bought it on special.


Did the punch line get cut off?

I still don't get it.

Here is the whole joke:

A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the
clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work.

The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought
it on 'special'.

Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!
"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a
growing crowd of customers.

The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he
can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!" And
doing so draws an even more HUGE crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!

On 1-Jun-2005, "Joe" wrote:

I don't get it.

That's the 'no dirty words' version of the joke.

Mike

Don't quit your day job. Your attempt at humor fell flat.

Dave

wrote:

A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
because she bought it on special.

Want to maybe add some more details?


wrote in message
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A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
because she bought it on special.

Were you in Slingblade?


wrote in message
ups.com...
A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
because she bought it on special.

In article . com,
wrote:

A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
because she bought it on special.

Even after reading the 'rest' of the 'joke', I am still waiting on my
sense of humour to activate itself. So far..... no reaction.
That is... if you don't count the enormous amount of disbelief.
That was bad....yup...very, very bad.

Now go to your room!

Did the punch line get cut off?

Apparently we are receiving this joke on special. Had we paid full price,
we would have gotten the whole joke.

Lee

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On Wed, 01 Jun 2005 21:57:09 GMT, "Leon"
wrote:

Were you in Slingblade?

Now, *that* was funny!

wrote in message
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A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service center and tells the
clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on 'special. The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to
the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem
with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund
because she bought it on special.

On Wed, 1 Jun 2005 20:39:29 GMT, Michael Daly wrote:
On 1-Jun-2005, "Joe" wrote:

I don't get it.

That's the 'no dirty words' version of the joke.

"nipples" is a dirty word now?

were they hard nipples?

"Dave Hinz" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 1 Jun 2005 20:39:29 GMT, Michael Daly wrote:
On 1-Jun-2005, "Joe" wrote:

I don't get it.

That's the 'no dirty words' version of the joke.

"nipples" is a dirty word now?

In article LvHne.3680$x96.2035@attbi_s72,
"Joe" writes:
were they hard nipples?

For sure, after all that pintching...

"Dave Hinz" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 1 Jun 2005 20:39:29 GMT, Michael Daly wrote:
On 1-Jun-2005, "Joe" wrote:

I don't get it.

That's the 'no dirty words' version of the joke.

"nipples" is a dirty word now?

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Dave Hinz wrote:

On Wed, 1 Jun 2005 20:39:29 GMT, Michael Daly wrote:
On 1-Jun-2005, "Joe" wrote:

I don't get it.

That's the 'no dirty words' version of the joke.

"nipples" is a dirty word now?

why is "nipples" a dirty word, when I was in High school I had a summer job
that I spent a lot of time looking for and fetching the right kind of
nipples, big ones, small ones, long ones, and short ones, you name It I had
to deal with them. granted I worked for a boiler company, and they where
pipe nipples, but nipples none the less.

Richard


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In article ,
Ba r r y wrote:

On Fri, 03 Jun 2005 18:05:16 -0600, Richard Clements
wrote:


why is "nipples" a dirty word, when I was in High school I had a summer job
that I spent a lot of time looking for and fetching the right kind of
nipples, big ones, small ones, long ones, and short ones, you name It I had
to deal with them. granted I worked for a boiler company, and they where
pipe nipples, but nipples none the less.


What about rubber nipples?

Barry

Dirtyness depends on context. Remember George Carlin's, "It's OK to prick
your finger, but ...."

Ba r r y writes:
What about rubber nipples?

or rubber walrus protectors?[*]

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"Lee Gordon" wrote in message
...
Did the punch line get cut off?

Apparently we are receiving this joke on special. Had we paid full price,
we would have gotten the whole joke.


If you use the pirated version of any thing you stand the chance of not
getting the whole thing. :~)

In article , Philip Lewis
wrote:

[*] 5 Honor points if you know what i'm talking about.

You look like a man who could really use some rubber nipples...

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"Lee Gordon" wrote in message
...
Did the punch line get cut off?

Apparently we are receiving this joke on special. Had we paid full price,
we would have gotten the whole joke.


Or it was "factory reconditioned" like a spindle sander I recently bought.
After two months, I'm still waiting on all the parts.

Gary