The Pope flies to NYC for a visit.

His plane is late. He only has a few minutes to get from JFK to lower
Manhattan for an appearance, and it's rush hour!

The Pope gets into a cab, tells the driver where he needs to go, and how
soon he needs to be there. The driver replies that there is no way he
can make it.

The Pope says "Let me drive!" The driver jumps in back, and the cab
speeds away in spirited Euro-style driving! They don't even get off
airport property before a cop pulls them over. The cop walks up to the
car, looks inside, tells the occupants to wait, and goes back to his
cruiser.

After seeing who is in the cab, the cop calls HQ and asks for his
supervisor...

Cop: "I just pulled over a cab with a VIP, and I don't know if I should
ticket them..."
Sarge: "How important? The Mayor?"
Cop: "more important..."
Sarge: "A movie star?"
Cop: "more!"
Sarge: "WHO did you pull over?"

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Cop: "I don't know who he is, but he's got the Pope as a driver!"

On Feb 7, 7:06*am, B A R R Y wrote:
The Pope flies to NYC for a visit.

His plane is late. *He only has a few minutes to get from JFK to lower
Manhattan for an appearance, and it's rush hour!

The Pope gets into a cab, tells the driver where he needs to go, and how
soon he needs to be there. *The driver replies that there is no way he
can make it.

The Pope says "Let me drive!" *The driver jumps in back, and the cab
speeds away in spirited Euro-style driving! *They don't even get off
airport property before a cop pulls them over. *The cop walks up to the
car, looks inside, tells the occupants to wait, and goes back to his
cruiser.

After seeing who is in the cab, the cop calls HQ and asks for his
supervisor...

Cop: "I just pulled over a cab with a VIP, and I don't know if I should
ticket them..."
Sarge: "How important? *The Mayor?"
Cop: "more important..."
Sarge: "A movie star?"
Cop: "more!"
Sarge: "WHO did you pull over?"

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Cop: *"I don't know who he is, but he's got the Pope as a driver!"

That _is_ funny...G

On Feb 7, 2:10*pm, Robatoy wrote:

That _is_ funny...G

No kiddin'!

I actually laughed out loud at that one.

Robert