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OT Humor: Friday blonde joke...
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day... so she
eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car, and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing on-coming traffic. The life-like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer. "Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied. [even Robatoy will enjoy this one and where's Jummy when you need him?] |
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OT Humor: Friday blonde joke...
"jo4hn" wrote in message
[even Robatoy will enjoy this one ... The resident blonde got a big laugh out of it. -- www.e-woodshop.net Last update: 8/08/07 KarlC@ (the obvious) |
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OT Humor: Friday blonde joke...
Blonde calls up her boyfriend, asks if he can come over and help her with
something. "What is it?" "A jigsaw puzzle." "What's it supposed to be?" "According to the box, a really cool picture of a tiger." "What's the problem?" "There's a million little pieces, they all look alike, I just can't get started." "Okay, be right over." He arrives, sees the box on the table with the pieces scattered around, and says, "Just put everything back in the box." "Why?" "You bought a box of Kellogg's Sugar Frosted Flakes." "jo4hn" wrote in message ... A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day... so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car, and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing on-coming traffic. The life-like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer. "Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied. [even Robatoy will enjoy this one and where's Jummy when you need him?] |
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OT Humor: Friday blonde joke...
On Sep 28, 11:49 am, jo4hn wrote:
[snipped for brevity] [even Robatoy will enjoy this one Yup... I like blonde jokes. Angela is blonde...and thinks they're funny...most of the time. The blonde next door called a while ago. She had her first baby and she complained he wouldn't stop crying. So Angela goes over, and immediatly saw the problem. The baby's diaper was literally hanging off the poor kid's butt... just loaded. Ang told the blonde that she really needed to change that diaper..but the blonde said: "The diaper package says: Good For up to 15 pounds!" |
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OT Humor: Friday blonde joke...
On Sep 28, 8:38 pm, Robatoy wrote:
"The diaper package says: Good For up to 15 pounds!" Gawd what a picture.... As my niece says "eeewwww" Robert |
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OT Humor: Friday blonde joke...
On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:38:01 -0700, Robatoy wrote:
On Sep 28, 11:49 am, jo4hn wrote: [snipped for brevity] [even Robatoy will enjoy this one Yup... I like blonde jokes. Angela is blonde...and thinks they're funny...most of the time. The blonde next door called a while ago. She had her first baby and she complained he wouldn't stop crying. So Angela goes over, and immediatly saw the problem. The baby's diaper was literally hanging off the poor kid's butt... just loaded. Ang told the blonde that she really needed to change that diaper..but the blonde said: "The diaper package says: Good For up to 15 pounds!" As my bride says, "blond isn't a color, it's a state of mind".. OTOH, she has on occasion watched a blonde do or say something stupid and say "she just set blondes back 100 years".. mac Please remove splinters before emailing |
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