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I'm gonna Expose my Toilet Bowl to the World
Are you ready for this exciting adventure?
COMING SOON to a computer near you!!! On Superbowl Sunday, 2012, I'm going to expose my Toilet Bowl for the whole world to see. Better yet, it's going to be naked. That's right, I said "NAKED". No seat cover, no tank cover, just the raw naked porcelain, complete with whatever happens to be in the Toilet bowl during the Superbowl. (That could be almost anything). Are you ready for this? If not, now is the time to prepare. Organize parties, invite all your friends, stock up on alcohol and toilet paper, and get the biggest computer monitors you can find. Be sure everyone brings their laptop computer, then downloads and saves this image as screen wallpaper. This will be the most demanded screen wallpaper for decades. If you think Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years are a big deal, you ain't seen nothing yet. Even the Superbowl will be out out-shadowed when I expose my naked toilet. The toilet exposure will occur on Superbowl Sunday, during the game intermission. The location of the photo on the web will soon be announced, so please come back to this message often. I intend to upload the photo to six web locations to avoid overloading and possibly crashing any one server. All sites will be listed by number and everyone will be asked to toss a dice and select the server according to the dice number. This will become the biggest event to ever occur in the 21st Century, and will be remembered for many decades and centuries into the future. It will go viral on the web, and it's my goal for every computer owner in the world to view this most exciting photo. Plans are to later make a YouTube video of the toilet being flushed at the end of the football game. Prepare now - The day is quickly approaching!!! For more information, email: |
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I'm gonna Expose my Toilet Bowl to the World
"Red Green" wrote in message ... wrote in : Are you ready for this exciting adventure? COMING SOON to a computer near you!!! On Superbowl Sunday, 2012, I'm going to expose my Toilet Bowl for the whole world to see. Better yet, it's going to be naked. That's right, I said "NAKED". No seat cover, no tank cover, just the raw naked porcelain, complete with whatever happens to be in the Toilet bowl during the Superbowl. (That could be almost anything). Are you ready for this? If not, now is the time to prepare. Organize parties, invite all your friends, stock up on alcohol and toilet paper, and get the biggest computer monitors you can find. Be sure everyone brings their laptop computer, then downloads and saves this image as screen wallpaper. This will be the most demanded screen wallpaper for decades. If you think Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years are a big deal, you ain't seen nothing yet. Even the Superbowl will be out out-shadowed when I expose my naked toilet. The toilet exposure will occur on Superbowl Sunday, during the game intermission. The location of the photo on the web will soon be announced, so please come back to this message often. I intend to upload the photo to six web locations to avoid overloading and possibly crashing any one server. All sites will be listed by number and everyone will be asked to toss a dice and select the server according to the dice number. This will become the biggest event to ever occur in the 21st Century, and will be remembered for many decades and centuries into the future. It will go viral on the web, and it's my goal for every computer owner in the world to view this most exciting photo. Plans are to later make a YouTube video of the toilet being flushed at the end of the football game. Prepare now - The day is quickly approaching!!! For more information, email: How little can you have to do to post such lengthy nonsense? Actually, he/she/it resembles many people here in that way .............. |
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I'm gonna Expose my Toilet Bowl to the World
Why don't you be Janet Jackson, and just expose part of the
tank? -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. wrote in message ... Are you ready for this exciting adventure? COMING SOON to a computer near you!!! On Superbowl Sunday, 2012, I'm going to expose my Toilet Bowl for the whole world to see. Better yet, it's going to be naked. That's right, I said "NAKED". No seat cover, no tank cover, just the raw naked porcelain, complete with whatever happens to be in the Toilet bowl during the Superbowl. (That could be almost anything). Are you ready for this? If not, now is the time to prepare. Organize parties, invite all your friends, stock up on alcohol and toilet paper, and get the biggest computer monitors you can find. Be sure everyone brings their laptop computer, then downloads and saves this image as screen wallpaper. This will be the most demanded screen wallpaper for decades. If you think Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years are a big deal, you ain't seen nothing yet. Even the Superbowl will be out out-shadowed when I expose my naked toilet. The toilet exposure will occur on Superbowl Sunday, during the game intermission. The location of the photo on the web will soon be announced, so please come back to this message often. I intend to upload the photo to six web locations to avoid overloading and possibly crashing any one server. All sites will be listed by number and everyone will be asked to toss a dice and select the server according to the dice number. This will become the biggest event to ever occur in the 21st Century, and will be remembered for many decades and centuries into the future. It will go viral on the web, and it's my goal for every computer owner in the world to view this most exciting photo. Plans are to later make a YouTube video of the toilet being flushed at the end of the football game. Prepare now - The day is quickly approaching!!! For more information, email: |
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