From another NG. Bob-tx

Replacement Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
Contractor who installed them.
He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and
I still hadn't paid for them.

Helllooo,....... Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last
year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooo?
It's been a year! I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.