I've been dating this homosexual man for two years and he left me for
another man. I came to alt.homo.repair to ask for advice how to repair
our love. I still love him, but he said he dont love me anymore. He
said he just wants to cut it off. What can I do to repair his love for
me?

Butch

On Mar 6, 3:16*am, wrote:
I've been dating this homosexual man for two years and he left me for
another man. I came to alt.homo.repair to ask for advice how to repair
our love. I still love him, but he said he dont love me anymore. He
said he just wants to cut it off. What can I do to repair his love for
me?

Butch

Dear Butch,

Whatever you do, do not, I repeat, DO NOT allow him, or anybody
else, to cut it off. If that happens, you will be ****ing thru a hose
into a plastic bag for the rest of your life.

Can you tell us which one of you is the "pitcher" and which one is
the "catcher'?

Abbey

Try writing him a sweet love letter, and send a box of
chocolates. Poetry is good, too. I'll write some that you
can include in your love letter.

My darling man
I have a plan
You will return
My stomach churns
My atttention span

I love your dick
I love your balls
Lets go out soon
I'll show you a full moon
In a toilet stall

We don't need no missus
We two stand when we ****us
We'll do what Sodom did
Then close the toilet lid
We'll both have many diseasus

Our eyes they will have bags
Our clothes are tattered rags
We're not afraids
We've both got AIDS
They call us homo fags

We ain't got propriety
We're scum of society
We're sick and dying
That ain't no lying
We'll soon be dead in the ground.

It don't rhyme, but it's about time.
Death to faggots!

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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wrote in message
...
I've been dating this homosexual man for two years and he
left me for
another man. I came to alt.homo.repair to ask for advice how
to repair
our love. I still love him, but he said he dont love me
anymore. He
said he just wants to cut it off. What can I do to repair
his love for
me?

Butch

wrote in message
I've been dating this homosexual man for two years and he left me
for
another man. I came to alt.homo.repair to ask for advice how to
repair
our love. I still love him, but he said he dont love me anymore. He
said he just wants to cut it off. What can I do to repair his love
for
me?

Butch


There are 3 ways to a man's heart. Mind, stomach, and caulk. Might try
counseling, cooking lessons, and get a Dr. Ruth book.

Or google the words...

how to please a man
also...
how to annoy a man

FYI - I once asked a group of women what was the 3 ways to a woman's
heart... One said "Cash!", another said "Credit Cards!", and someone
else said "Money!"

Stormin Mormon wrote:

snip

This last line is more disturbing then the entire poem. And it's even worse
when I see the signature you use

--
PV

If you can't fix it with a hammer.......you have an electrical problem

On 3/6/2011 10:24 AM, PV wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:

snip

This last line is more disturbing then the entire poem. And it's even worse
when I see the signature you use


Jesus has a sense of humor, he loves you too. ^_^

TDD

On Mar 6, 2:30*pm, "Bill" wrote:
wrote in message
I've been dating this homosexual man for two years and he left me
for
another man. I came to alt.homo.repair to ask for advice how to
repair
our love. I still love him, but he said he dont love me anymore. He
said he just wants to cut it off. What can I do to repair his love
for
me?

Butch

There are 3 ways to a man's heart. Mind, stomach, and caulk. Might try
counseling, cooking lessons, and get a Dr. Ruth book.

Or google the words...

how to please a man
also...
how to annoy a man

FYI - I once asked a group of women what was the 3 ways to a woman's
heart... One said "Cash!", another said "Credit Cards!", and someone
else said "Money!"

Very aquisative society is America. But I suppose there's not much
else to do in lots of places.

On 3/6/2011 11:33 AM, The Daring Dufas wrote:
On 3/6/2011 10:24 AM, PV wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:

snip

This last line is more disturbing then the entire poem. And it's even
worse
when I see the signature you use


Jesus has a sense of humor, he loves you too. ^_^

Jesus is dead. If he was alive he would be a liberal and be appalled at
all the people doing/thinking terrible things and skating away from any
personal responsibility for that because *he* saved them.

YMMV.

Jeff


TDD

In article ,
"PV" edrnouser@ spam telus.net wrote:

Stormin Mormon wrote:

snip

This last line is more disturbing then the entire poem. And it's even worse
when I see the signature you use

The most intolerant people I know claim to be christians.

On 3/6/2011 10:56 AM, Jeff Thies wrote:
On 3/6/2011 11:33 AM, The Daring Dufas wrote:
On 3/6/2011 10:24 AM, PV wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:

snip

This last line is more disturbing then the entire poem. And it's even
worse
when I see the signature you use


Jesus has a sense of humor, he loves you too. ^_^

Jesus is dead. If he was alive he would be a liberal and be appalled at
all the people doing/thinking terrible things and skating away from any
personal responsibility for that because *he* saved them.

YMMV.

Jeff


You obviously never heard the story of the talking parrot telling a
burglar "Jesus will get you!",..... Jesus was a big rottweiler. :-)

TDD

Our sexuality is genetic.

People can't choose their sexuality any more than they can choose their
eye color.

In the future, science may find a way to change the rules but for now,
we is what we is!

On 3/6/2011 3:05 PM, The Daring Dufas wrote:
On 3/6/2011 10:56 AM, Jeff Thies wrote:
On 3/6/2011 11:33 AM, The Daring Dufas wrote:
On 3/6/2011 10:24 AM, PV wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:

snip

This last line is more disturbing then the entire poem. And it's even
worse
when I see the signature you use


Jesus has a sense of humor, he loves you too. ^_^

Jesus is dead. If he was alive he would be a liberal and be appalled at
all the people doing/thinking terrible things and skating away from any
personal responsibility for that because *he* saved them.

YMMV.

Jeff


You obviously never heard the story of the talking parrot telling a
burglar "Jesus will get you!",..... Jesus was a big rottweiler. :-)

LOL

Jeff

TDD

Thanks, Doof. You know the right thing to write.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
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"The Daring Dufas" wrote in
message ...
On 3/6/2011 10:24 AM, PV wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote:

snip

This last line is more disturbing then the entire poem.
And it's even worse
when I see the signature you use


Jesus has a sense of humor, he loves you too. ^_^

TDD

The kindest and most understanding people
I know *ARE* Christians.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Smitty Two" wrote in message
news
The most intolerant people I know claim to be christians.

On 3/6/2011 9:35 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
The kindest and most understanding people
I know *ARE* Christians.

Most I know are bigots like yourself. We are still friends, just
something I accept with Christians, it being so prevalent.

Jeff

wrote:
I've been dating this homosexual man for two years and he left me for
another man. I came to alt.homo.repair to ask for advice how to repair
our love. I still love him, but he said he dont love me anymore. He
said he just wants to cut it off. What can I do to repair his love for
me?

Butch
stiffen up your equipment.

On 3/6/2011 8:34 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Thanks, Doof. You know the right thing to write.


He is the coolest little Mexican guy I ever met. :-)

TDD

Used to mow my lawn, too. Hardly stole anything worth
mentioning.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
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"The Daring Dufas" wrote in
message ...
On 3/6/2011 8:34 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
Thanks, Doof. You know the right thing to write.


He is the coolest little Mexican guy I ever met. :-)

TDD

On Mar 6, 8:57*pm, Evan Platt
wrote:
On Sun, 6 Mar 2011 21:35:53 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"

wrote:
The kindest and most understanding people
I know *ARE* Christians.

And the dumbest people I know are bigots.
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Ignorance is in every walk of life...and the hardest thing to forgive.

Yep. Sodom, destroyed.

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"Evan Platt" wrote in
message ...
On Sun, 6 Mar 2011 08:31:39 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

It don't rhyme, but it's about time.
Death to SNIP

Wow, is that what they teach in the Bible?
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More than one Jesus. There is of course HAY-seuss who mows
lawns. Some churches teach about the "Mormon Jesus" and then
describe some nut case that I've never seen or heard in the
years I've been LDS / Mormon. If the anti-Mornons actually
told the truth about what Mormons believe, we'd have too
many converts. So, they twist, and dance, and lie.

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"The Daring Dufas" wrote in
message ...

You obviously never heard the story of the talking parrot
telling a
burglar "Jesus will get you!",..... Jesus was a big
rottweiler. :-)

TDD

People can choose thier behaviour. Just because I feel like
killing the idiot who cut me off in traffic, I don't have to
do so. Just because someone lusts after the same gender,
doesn't mean that person has to commit fornication or
immorality.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
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"God" wrote in message
...
Our sexuality is genetic.

People can't choose their sexuality any more than they can
choose their
eye color.

In the future, science may find a way to change the rules
but for now,
we is what we is!

A bit judgemental, you think? Labelling me based on
something I wrote on Usenet, and you havn't met me in
person?

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Jeff Thies" wrote in message
...
On 3/6/2011 9:35 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
The kindest and most understanding people
I know *ARE* Christians.

Most I know are bigots like yourself. We are still friends,
just
something I accept with Christians, it being so prevalent.

Jeff

In article ,
"Stormin Mormon" wrote:

A bit judgemental, you think? Labelling me based on
something I wrote on Usenet, and you havn't met me in
person?

I know you were addressing someone else, but personally I find most of
what you write to be sort of stupid but harmless. I envision you as sort
of a buffoon. But you do spew forth hatred in a very un-christian manner
on occasion, and there isn't anything ambiguous about it. If you bristle
at the bigot label, perhaps you should do some introspection. You might
be a nice, kind guy with many redeeming qualities, but tolerance is
clearly not one of them.

As to whether god hates homosexuals, since god doesn't exist, the
question is absurdly moot. The only thing of relevance is your hatred
for them.

On 3/7/2011 9:36 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
A bit judgemental, you think? Labelling me based on
something I wrote on Usenet, and you havn't met me in
person?

Let's see, you wrote:

"It don't rhyme, but it's about time.
Death to faggots!"

And you have previously expressed similar sentiments.

How is that tolerant and understanding?

I have no doubt you may be a perfectly fine person to be around for
those that know you. But you are a bigot and Jesus can't hide that. Do
you not see it? The test of tolerance and understanding extends beyond
your beliefs, not just what you like and believe.

Jeff

"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message

...Just because someone lusts after the same gender,
doesn't mean that person has to commit fornication or
immorality.


Actually switch that around to... Straight people can choose to not
have a girlfriend / get married and lead a life of abstinence. Easier
said than done!

In , Stormin wrote, edit-4-space:

(Top-posted response to "is that what they teach in the Bible?")

Yep. Sodom, destroyed.

I thought Ezekiel said what for - basically the "7 deadly sins".

Furthermore, it always appeared to me that the Genesis story involving
Sodom had its main point that God would not destroy a city if merely 50,
30, or 5 righteous persons resided there.

In that story, in "my words", Lot was in conversation with God, and
unnecessarily fearful of doing that, as "just" as God is. Lot asked God
if God would destroy the sinful city if 50 or 30 or whatever few righteous
men resided there.

God said, "in my words", "I won't destroy the city if 5 good men were
there. But there ain't - at sunrise tomorrow, you better be someplace
else!"

For that matter, God is supposed to be constant and unchanging. Does
that not mean that God always used parables, as opposed to only doing so
while spending a few decades on Earth in a human body?

Furthermore, in that direction, should not an all-wise all-knowing God
have known that the flood that Noah's ark floated on would be unsuccessful
at ridding Earth of sinners? And a "just God" that promised to never
repeat that unsuccessful experiment would have not done it even once with
knowledge that it would fail? Yes, I believe that parables exist in the
Old Testament.

--
- Don Klipstein )

--
Christopher A. Young

"Evan Platt" wrote in
message ...
On Sun, 6 Mar 2011 08:31:39 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

It don't rhyme, but it's about time.
Death to SNIP

Wow, is that what they teach in the Bible?

On 3/7/2011 1:43 PM, Bill wrote:
"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message

...Just because someone lusts after the same gender,
doesn't mean that person has to commit fornication or
immorality.


Actually switch that around to... Straight people can choose to not have
a girlfriend / get married and lead a life of abstinence. Easier said
than done!

And some straight people end up with a life of abstinence even though it
definitely is NOT the life they wanted. :^(

--
aem sends...

Again, I think you're mistaken to judge a person by a couple
sentences on a computer.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
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"Smitty Two" wrote in message
news
As to whether god hates homosexuals, since god doesn't
exist, the
question is absurdly moot. The only thing of relevance is
your hatred
for them.

So, you're pushing harder, to make the same point?

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
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..


"Jeff Thies" wrote in message
...
On 3/7/2011 9:36 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
A bit judgemental, you think? Labelling me based on
something I wrote on Usenet, and you havn't met me in
person?

Let's see, you wrote:

"It don't rhyme, but it's about time.
Death to faggots!"

And you have previously expressed similar sentiments.

How is that tolerant and understanding?

I have no doubt you may be a perfectly fine person to be
around for
those that know you. But you are a bigot and Jesus can't
hide that. Do
you not see it? The test of tolerance and understanding
extends beyond
your beliefs, not just what you like and believe.

Jeff

On 3/7/2011 9:36 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
People can choose thier behaviour. Just because I feel like
killing the idiot who cut me off in traffic, I don't have to
do so. Just because someone lusts after the same gender,
doesn't mean that person has to commit fornication or
immorality.


Gay sex, straight sex, I don't give a **** what adults do in the privacy
of their own home...and neither should nosy little church people.

The church people don't much care, but God does. That's why
God gave us commandments, prophets, Bishops, etc.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
www.lds.org
..


"Hugh Jayness" wrote in message
...
On 3/7/2011 9:36 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
People can choose thier behaviour. Just because I feel
like
killing the idiot who cut me off in traffic, I don't have
to
do so. Just because someone lusts after the same gender,
doesn't mean that person has to commit fornication or
immorality.


Gay sex, straight sex, I don't give a **** what adults do in
the privacy
of their own home...and neither should nosy little church
people.

On 3/7/2011 6:54 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
So, you're pushing harder, to make the same point?

So are you.

Isn't it obvious that you've offended a number of us here. Isn't that
enough to dispel this notion you have that you are understanding and
tolerant. I'm offended and I don't even belong to one of the groups you
hate. How do you think others feel?

Jeff

On 3/7/2011 8:34 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
The church people don't much care, but God does. That's why
God gave us commandments, prophets, Bishops, etc.

Funny as I was just reading the commandments in their various
iterations. I didn't see any commandments against gays, or blacks for
that matter. How is it you see this differently?

Jeff

In , "Stormie" top-posted:
(edited-slightly-4-space)
The church people don't much care, but God does. That's why
God gave us commandments, prophets, Bishops, etc.

Bishops surely appear to me to be prmomotions by humans rather than God.

Does any version of the Bible overtly favor existence of bishops or
even any church structure so oprganized as to even have bishops?
--
- Don Klipstein )

"Hugh Jayness" wrote in ...
On 3/7/2011 9:36 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
People can choose thier behaviour. Just because I feel like
killing the idiot who cut me off in traffic, I don't have to
do so. Just because someone lusts after the same gender,
doesn't mean that person has to commit fornication or immorality.

Gay sex, straight sex, I don't give a **** what adults do in the privacy
of their own home...and neither should nosy little church people.

On 3/8/2011 1:19 AM, Evan Platt wrote:
On Mon, 07 Mar 2011 22:12:09 -0500, Jeff
wrote:

On 3/7/2011 6:54 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
So, you're pushing harder, to make the same point?

So are you.

Isn't it obvious that you've offended a number of us here. Isn't that
enough to dispel this notion you have that you are understanding and
tolerant. I'm offended and I don't even belong to one of the groups you
hate. How do you think others feel?

Opinions are like assholes - everyone has one. The issue with
religious nutjobs like Stormin Moron is they shove their particular
version of their religion down your throat.

Sure, I guess if you read enough into it the bible says some bad
things about homosexuality. But like the article I quoted, it also
said you can sell your first born into slavery.

Every translation I've seen of the Commandments says it is only bad to
steel your neighbors slaves. That must have been great comfort in the
Antebellum South.

So I guess you can
pick and choose what part of the bible you agree with? Or can you
choose to only agree with what you like?

This turn the other cheek bit always gets short shrift. Ditto with the
bits on tolerance.

A family friend is a lesbian. Her and her partner are Mormons. Last I
checked, they still go to church. And I'm pretty confident they
haven't been stoned there.So thankfully this bigot is in the minority.

What has always irritated me most about some Christians is how they
wash away their sins with Jesus. Many Christians say and do offensive
things and not feel bad about it because the Lord has their back. Sure
doesn't stop them or even slow them down.

Usually bigotry washes away with life experience. Lester Maddox and
George Wallace are no exceptions. Not sure why that hasn't happened with
Stormin.

Here is a concept for Stormin: It's more important what you do and
say then what you believe.

Jeff

Puzzled, as to why others are trying to assign hate to a
rather gentle and concerned usenet poster. I'm thinking
their best guess is mental projection.

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
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"Jeff Thies" wrote in message
...
On 3/7/2011 6:54 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
So, you're pushing harder, to make the same point?

So are you.

Isn't it obvious that you've offended a number of us here.
Isn't that
enough to dispel this notion you have that you are
understanding and
tolerant. I'm offended and I don't even belong to one of the
groups you
hate. How do you think others feel?

Jeff

God has spoken several times about homosexual behaviour.
It's in the scriptures for people to find.

--
Christopher A. Young
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"Jeff Thies" wrote in message
...
On 3/7/2011 8:34 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
The church people don't much care, but God does. That's
why
God gave us commandments, prophets, Bishops, etc.

Funny as I was just reading the commandments in their
various
iterations. I didn't see any commandments against gays, or
blacks for
that matter. How is it you see this differently?

Jeff

The apostle Timothy did mention Bishops.

The title Bishop is used by the LDS / Mormon church. I think
also by the Catholics, and possibly by a few other churches.

--
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"Don Klipstein" wrote in message
...
In , "Stormie"
top-posted:
(edited-slightly-4-space)
The church people don't much care, but God does. That's why
God gave us commandments, prophets, Bishops, etc.

Bishops surely appear to me to be prmomotions by humans
rather than God.

Does any version of the Bible overtly favor existence of
bishops or
even any church structure so oprganized as to even have
bishops?
--
- Don Klipstein )

"Hugh Jayness" wrote in
...
On 3/7/2011 9:36 AM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
People can choose thier behaviour. Just because I feel
like
killing the idiot who cut me off in traffic, I don't have
to
do so. Just because someone lusts after the same gender,
doesn't mean that person has to commit fornication or
immorality.

Gay sex, straight sex, I don't give a **** what adults do
in the privacy
of their own home...and neither should nosy little church
people.

Happened a couple centuries, regarding the city of Sodom, as
my memory recalls. Hasn't happened since then, or I don't
remember hearing about it.

--
Christopher A. Young
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"Evan Platt" wrote in
message ...
On Mon, 7 Mar 2011 20:34:51 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote:

The church people don't much care, but God does. That's why
God gave us commandments, prophets, Bishops, etc.

Please let me know where God says homosexuals should be
killed.
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