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wrote:

I am doing an article about homo repair and would like more
information from any of you experts on this newsgeoup. What is the
best way to fix one of them?

The repair of Homo Sapiens is a specialized discipline requiring as
many as eight years of university-level education, then a lengthy
apprenticeship involving long, hard hours, often in a teaching setting
but also be in a real-world setting. Only after all of this are you
even allowed to "practice" H. Sapiens repair.

But the pay is pretty good.

-Frank

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