I was standing on the edge of the plane, plugged my parachute into an
outlet, unrolled the extension cord, and jumped. When I pulled the
cord, my parachute exploded, sending pieces of it for miles around. It
was a huge ball of fire, and it singed off all my hair. I was about
50 feet from splattering against the ground, when the extension cord
hit me in the face. I grabbed it, and made the long climb back up to
the plane, which was about 5000 feet in the air. It was a tough climb
on that slippery 18 gauge orange extension cord, but I managed to
climb the entire 5000 feet back into the plane. I was amazed the cord
never unplugged from the outlet.

I dont know why the chute exploded. Could it have been a bad fuse?
Or defective motor, faulty cooling blade, bad cathode ray tube, leaky
capacitor, or just a faulty switch? Then too, I wonder if my
cellphone signal caused the blast, because I was arguing to my ex-wife
on the phone when this occurred. Anyone have any idea what went
wrong?

On 1/7/2011 7:07 AM, wrote:
I was standing on the edge of the plane, plugged my parachute into an
outlet, unrolled the extension cord, and jumped. When I pulled the
cord, my parachute exploded, sending pieces of it for miles around. It
was a huge ball of fire, and it singed off all my hair. I was about
50 feet from splattering against the ground, when the extension cord
hit me in the face. I grabbed it, and made the long climb back up to
the plane, which was about 5000 feet in the air. It was a tough climb
on that slippery 18 gauge orange extension cord, but I managed to
climb the entire 5000 feet back into the plane. I was amazed the cord
never unplugged from the outlet.

I dont know why the chute exploded. Could it have been a bad fuse?
Or defective motor, faulty cooling blade, bad cathode ray tube, leaky
capacitor, or just a faulty switch? Then too, I wonder if my
cellphone signal caused the blast, because I was arguing to my ex-wife
on the phone when this occurred. Anyone have any idea what went
wrong?


what went wrong? it's pretty obvious you used the wrong length straw
when snorting your coke.

--
Steve Barker
remove the "not" from my address to email

On Jan 7, 9:07*am, wrote:
I was standing on the edge of the plane, plugged my parachute into an
outlet, unrolled the extension cord, and jumped. When I pulled the
cord, my parachute exploded, sending pieces of it for miles around. It
was a huge ball of fire, and it singed off all my hair. *I was about
50 feet from splattering against the ground, when the extension cord
hit me in the face. *I grabbed it, and made the long climb back up to
the plane, which was about 5000 feet in the air. *It was a tough climb
on that slippery 18 gauge orange extension cord, but I managed to
climb the entire 5000 feet back into the plane. *I was amazed the cord
never unplugged from the outlet. *

I dont know why the chute exploded. *Could it have been a bad fuse?
Or defective motor, faulty cooling blade, bad cathode ray tube, leaky
capacitor, or just a faulty switch? *Then too, I wonder if my
cellphone signal caused the blast, because I was arguing to my ex-wife
on the phone when this occurred. *Anyone have any idea what went
wrong?

Sounds like the cord was about 100 ft too short.

Jimmie

In article ,
wrote:
I was standing on the edge of the plane, plugged my parachute into an
outlet, unrolled the extension cord, and jumped. When I pulled the
cord, my parachute exploded, sending pieces of it for miles around. It
was a huge ball of fire, and it singed off all my hair. I was about
50 feet from splattering against the ground, when the extension cord
hit me in the face. I grabbed it, and made the long climb back up to
the plane, which was about 5000 feet in the air. It was a tough climb
on that slippery 18 gauge orange extension cord, but I managed to
climb the entire 5000 feet back into the plane. I was amazed the cord
never unplugged from the outlet.

I dont know why the chute exploded. Could it have been a bad fuse?
Or defective motor, faulty cooling blade, bad cathode ray tube, leaky
capacitor, or just a faulty switch? Then too, I wonder if my
cellphone signal caused the blast, because I was arguing to my ex-wife
on the phone when this occurred. Anyone have any idea what went
wrong?


And then you woke up?


--
Make it as simple as possible, but not simpler. (Albert Einstein)

Larry Wasserman - Baltimore Maryland - lwasserm(a)sdf. lonestar. org

Hmm. What color is your parachute?

--
Christopher A. Young
Learn more about Jesus
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I was standing on the edge of the plane, plugged my
parachute into an
outlet, unrolled the extension cord, and jumped. When I
pulled the
cord, my parachute exploded, sending pieces of it for miles
around. It
was a huge ball of fire, and it singed off all my hair. I
was about
50 feet from splattering against the ground, when the
extension cord
hit me in the face. I grabbed it, and made the long climb
back up to
the plane, which was about 5000 feet in the air. It was a
tough climb
on that slippery 18 gauge orange extension cord, but I
managed to
climb the entire 5000 feet back into the plane. I was
amazed the cord
never unplugged from the outlet.

I dont know why the chute exploded. Could it have been a
bad fuse?
Or defective motor, faulty cooling blade, bad cathode ray
tube, leaky
capacitor, or just a faulty switch? Then too, I wonder if
my
cellphone signal caused the blast, because I was arguing to
my ex-wife
on the phone when this occurred. Anyone have any idea what
went
wrong?

It's the red one with brown gobs of **** dripping off of it.