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Keeping a toddler out of drawers and cabinets
"Roy" wrote My mother used a method called "spank de arse"...that seemed to train the toddlers to keep out of the drawers and doors. Somehow in this modern age that method is frowned upon. == If that does not work, a BB gun or well aimed slingshot will do. I've know people to keep cats out of the yard that way, should work on kids out of cabinets. |
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Ed Pawlowski wrote:
"Roy" wrote My mother used a method called "spank de arse"...that seemed to train the toddlers to keep out of the drawers and doors. Somehow in this modern age that method is frowned upon. == If that does not work, a BB gun or well aimed slingshot will do. I've know people to keep cats out of the yard that way, should work on kids out of cabinets. Excellent idea, Ed. You show an exceptional degree of good judgement and insight. You would make a superb grandfather. |
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"Smarty" wrote in message ... Ed Pawlowski wrote: "Roy" wrote My mother used a method called "spank de arse"...that seemed to train the toddlers to keep out of the drawers and doors. Somehow in this modern age that method is frowned upon. == If that does not work, a BB gun or well aimed slingshot will do. I've know people to keep cats out of the yard that way, should work on kids out of cabinets. Excellent idea, Ed. You show an exceptional degree of good judgement and insight. You would make a superb grandfather. I do have six mostly well behave grandchildren already. Ya just have to keep them in range. |
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Keeping a toddler out of drawers and cabinets
Ed Pawlowski wrote:
"Roy" wrote My mother used a method called "spank de arse"...that seemed to train the toddlers to keep out of the drawers and doors. Somehow in this modern age that method is frowned upon. == If that does not work, a BB gun or well aimed slingshot will do. I've know people to keep cats out of the yard that way, should work on kids out of cabinets. Looks like I need to remind you Ed that this is, exactly as you stated, an unmoderated newsgroup, and thus can be a sewer for perverse ideas as well as foul language. To your perverse ideas such as the ones you offer above, I repeat, loudly: **** YOU! |
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"Smarty" wrote To your perverse ideas such as the ones you offer above, I repeat, loudly: **** YOU! Thank you. Be sure to show your wife your eloquent words; she'll be impressed. You sure know how to charm people. You can even repeat those words of endearment when you give the grandkids a hug. Your influence on them is important. |
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Keeping a toddler out of drawers and cabinets
Ed Pawlowski wrote:
"Smarty" wrote To your perverse ideas such as the ones you offer above, I repeat, loudly: **** YOU! Thank you. My pleasure! |
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Keeping a toddler out of drawers and cabinets
I must apologize for suggesting the use of a BB gun to control the toddlers.
I was wrong. Sorry if I offended anyone. Given the technology of the day, a Taser would be a better suggestion. |
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"Ed Pawlowski" wrote in message ... I must apologize for suggesting the use of a BB gun to control the toddlers. I was wrong. Sorry if I offended anyone. Given the technology of the day, a Taser would be a better suggestion. Actually, in this case, Tasing the grandparent would have a better result. |
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