Stop all home repairs now. There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swine
flu. Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim

On Apr 30, 2:14*am, Jimw wrote:
Stop all home repairs now. *There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. *Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swine
flu. *Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim

Bull****! The world ain't gonna end until December 21, 2012. Haven't
you heard? Plenty of time to do repairs, drink, have sex and other fun
stuff.

David

Jimw wrote in
:

Stop all home repairs now. There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swine
flu. Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim

That's great news! I thought it already ended.

On Apr 30, 1:14*am, Jimw wrote:
Stop all home repairs now. *There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. *Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swineDo
flu. *Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim

Once youre dead , youll move into your permanent residence for all of
eternity ; get right with God thru Christ now and let him prepare
your next home. Do it even if they swine flu doesnt pay you a visit.

wrote:
On Apr 30, 1:14 am, Jimw wrote:

Stop all home repairs now. There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swineDo
flu. Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim


Once youre dead , youll move into your permanent residence for all of
eternity ; get right with God thru Christ now and let him prepare
your next home. Do it even if they swine flu doesnt pay you a visit.

John Gay, who lived a few hundred years ago, said, "Man is immortal. He
may know he is going to die, but he never knows when he is dead." -
another spin on what happens after you die!

Say, why not blame the swine flu as being 'create' by Obama to promote
his universal health care program?

-------------------------------

In article ,
Paul Oman wrote:


Say, why not blame the swine flu as being 'create' by Obama to promote
his universal health care program?

-------------------------------

I've already heard that it was developed during the end of the Bush
administration and was engineered so it wouldn't start until after Obama
was in office as a way to make him look bad. I guess it all depends on
whether one has Bush or Obama Derangement Syndrome (g).

--
"Distracting a politician from governing
is like distracting a bear from eating your baby."

--PJ O'Rourke

"Jimw" wrote in message
...
Stop all home repairs now. There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swine
flu. Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim

Cry wolf... The sky is falling....

On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:18:42 -0400, Kurt Ullman wrote:

In article ,
Paul Oman wrote:


Say, why not blame the swine flu as being 'create' by Obama to promote
his universal health care program?

-------------------------------

I've already heard that it was developed during the end of the Bush
administration and was engineered so it wouldn't start until after Obama
was in office as a way to make him look bad. I guess it all depends on
whether one has Bush or Obama Derangement Syndrome (g).

I'm waiting for the ignorant to blame God. Unfortunately, God didn't give
us a clear warning beforehand to repent, so He is not to blame for this.

On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:32:20 -0500, Red Green
wrote:

Jimw wrote in
:

Stop all home repairs now. There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swine
flu. Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim

That's great news! I thought it already ended.

and had been replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable.

On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:49:14 -0400, Paul Oman
wrote:

wrote:
On Apr 30, 1:14 am, Jimw wrote:

Stop all home repairs now. There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swineDo
flu. Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim


Once youre dead , youll move into your permanent residence for all of
eternity ; get right with God thru Christ now and let him prepare
your next home. Do it even if they swine flu doesnt pay you a visit.

John Gay, who lived a few hundred years ago, said, "Man is immortal. He
may know he is going to die, but he never knows when he is dead." -
another spin on what happens after you die!

Say, why not blame the swine flu as being 'create' by Obama to promote
his universal health care program?

-------------------------------

It's a leftover from Bush's faith-based system. He decided our faith
in it needed "help".

On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:37:22 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:56:44 -0700 (PDT), "
wrote:

On Apr 30, 1:14*am, Jimw wrote:
Stop all home repairs now. *There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. *Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swineDo
flu. *Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim

Once youre dead , youll move into your permanent residence for all of
eternity ; get right with God thru Christ now and let him prepare
your next home. Do it even if they swine flu doesnt pay you a visit.

If this christ dude was a good looking female and they served beer
24/7, I might be interested.

In heaven there is no beer...

On Apr 30, 8:56*am, " wrote:


Once youre dead , youll move into your permanent residence for all of
eternity ; * get right with God thru Christ now and let him prepare
your next home. *Do it even if they swine flu doesnt pay you a visit.

**** your imaginary sky fairy, ya uneducated brainwashed fundy
proselytizing piece of CRAP

On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:37:22 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:56:44 -0700 (PDT), "
wrote:

On Apr 30, 1:14*am, Jimw wrote:
Stop all home repairs now. *There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. *Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swineDo
flu. *Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim

Once youre dead , youll move into your permanent residence for all of
eternity ; get right with God thru Christ now and let him prepare
your next home. Do it even if they swine flu doesnt pay you a visit.

If this christ dude was a good looking female and they served beer
24/7, I might be interested.

I doubt you would like the alternative.