On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:37:22 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:56:44 -0700 (PDT), "
wrote:

On Apr 30, 1:14*am, Jimw wrote:
Stop all home repairs now. *There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. *Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swineDo
flu. *Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim

Once youre dead , youll move into your permanent residence for all of
eternity ; get right with God thru Christ now and let him prepare
your next home. Do it even if they swine flu doesnt pay you a visit.

If this christ dude was a good looking female and they served beer
24/7, I might be interested.

In heaven there is no beer...