On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:32:20 -0500, Red Green
wrote:

Jimw wrote in
:

Stop all home repairs now. There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swine
flu. Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim

That's great news! I thought it already ended.

and had been replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable.