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Jimw April 30th 09 07:14 AM

Stop all home repairs now
 
Stop all home repairs now. There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swine
flu. Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim

Shy Picker April 30th 09 04:06 PM

Stop all home repairs now
 
On Apr 30, 2:14*am, Jimw wrote:
Stop all home repairs now. *There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. *Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swine
flu. *Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim


Bull****! The world ain't gonna end until December 21, 2012. Haven't
you heard? Plenty of time to do repairs, drink, have sex and other fun
stuff.

David

Red Green April 30th 09 04:32 PM

Stop all home repairs now
 
Jimw wrote in
:

Stop all home repairs now. There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swine
flu. Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim


That's great news! I thought it already ended.

[email protected][_2_] April 30th 09 04:56 PM

Stop all home repairs now
 
On Apr 30, 1:14*am, Jimw wrote:
Stop all home repairs now. *There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. *Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swineDo
flu. *Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim


Once youre dead , youll move into your permanent residence for all of
eternity ; get right with God thru Christ now and let him prepare
your next home. Do it even if they swine flu doesnt pay you a visit.

Paul Oman April 30th 09 05:49 PM

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wrote:
On Apr 30, 1:14 am, Jimw wrote:

Stop all home repairs now. There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swineDo
flu. Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim


Once youre dead , youll move into your permanent residence for all of
eternity ; get right with God thru Christ now and let him prepare
your next home. Do it even if they swine flu doesnt pay you a visit.

John Gay, who lived a few hundred years ago, said, "Man is immortal. He
may know he is going to die, but he never knows when he is dead." -
another spin on what happens after you die!

Say, why not blame the swine flu as being 'create' by Obama to promote
his universal health care program?

-------------------------------

Kurt Ullman April 30th 09 06:18 PM

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In article ,
Paul Oman wrote:


Say, why not blame the swine flu as being 'create' by Obama to promote
his universal health care program?

-------------------------------


I've already heard that it was developed during the end of the Bush
administration and was engineered so it wouldn't start until after Obama
was in office as a way to make him look bad. I guess it all depends on
whether one has Bush or Obama Derangement Syndrome (g).

--
"Distracting a politician from governing
is like distracting a bear from eating your baby."

--PJ O'Rourke

WW[_2_] April 30th 09 06:40 PM

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"Jimw" wrote in message
...
Stop all home repairs now. There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swine
flu. Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim


Cry wolf... The sky is falling....



Michael Dobony April 30th 09 07:44 PM

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On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:18:42 -0400, Kurt Ullman wrote:

In article ,
Paul Oman wrote:


Say, why not blame the swine flu as being 'create' by Obama to promote
his universal health care program?

-------------------------------


I've already heard that it was developed during the end of the Bush
administration and was engineered so it wouldn't start until after Obama
was in office as a way to make him look bad. I guess it all depends on
whether one has Bush or Obama Derangement Syndrome (g).


I'm waiting for the ignorant to blame God. Unfortunately, God didn't give
us a clear warning beforehand to repent, so He is not to blame for this.

Harry L April 30th 09 08:51 PM

Stop all home repairs now
 
On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:32:20 -0500, Red Green
wrote:

Jimw wrote in
:

Stop all home repairs now. There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swine
flu. Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim


That's great news! I thought it already ended.


and had been replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable.

SAm E April 30th 09 08:53 PM

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On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:49:14 -0400, Paul Oman
wrote:

wrote:
On Apr 30, 1:14 am, Jimw wrote:

Stop all home repairs now. There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swineDo
flu. Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim


Once youre dead , youll move into your permanent residence for all of
eternity ; get right with God thru Christ now and let him prepare
your next home. Do it even if they swine flu doesnt pay you a visit.

John Gay, who lived a few hundred years ago, said, "Man is immortal. He
may know he is going to die, but he never knows when he is dead." -
another spin on what happens after you die!

Say, why not blame the swine flu as being 'create' by Obama to promote
his universal health care program?

-------------------------------


It's a leftover from Bush's faith-based system. He decided our faith
in it needed "help".

John W[_2_] April 30th 09 08:54 PM

Stop all home repairs now
 
On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:37:22 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:56:44 -0700 (PDT), "
wrote:

On Apr 30, 1:14*am, Jimw wrote:
Stop all home repairs now. *There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. *Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swineDo
flu. *Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim


Once youre dead , youll move into your permanent residence for all of
eternity ; get right with God thru Christ now and let him prepare
your next home. Do it even if they swine flu doesnt pay you a visit.


If this christ dude was a good looking female and they served beer
24/7, I might be interested.


In heaven there is no beer...

Ken[_3_] April 30th 09 11:21 PM

Stop all home repairs now
 
On Apr 30, 8:56*am, " wrote:


Once youre dead , youll move into your permanent residence for all of
eternity ; * get right with God thru Christ now and let him prepare
your next home. *Do it even if they swine flu doesnt pay you a visit.


**** your imaginary sky fairy, ya uneducated brainwashed fundy
proselytizing piece of CRAP

Michael Dobony May 1st 09 01:59 AM

Stop all home repairs now
 
On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:37:22 -0500, wrote:

On Thu, 30 Apr 2009 08:56:44 -0700 (PDT), "
wrote:

On Apr 30, 1:14*am, Jimw wrote:
Stop all home repairs now. *There is no sense fixing your homes
anymore. *Everyone on earth will be dead within weeks due to the swineDo
flu. *Once you are dead, no one will ever live in that home again.
Enjoy your last few weeks of life rather than slaving for nothing.
Spend your savings on alcohol, sex, and other fun, not on some home
you'll never get to use.

Jim


Once youre dead , youll move into your permanent residence for all of
eternity ; get right with God thru Christ now and let him prepare
your next home. Do it even if they swine flu doesnt pay you a visit.


If this christ dude was a good looking female and they served beer
24/7, I might be interested.


I doubt you would like the alternative.


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