OK people. The entire USA is having a heat spell. This means
everyone will be turning on their air conditioners, fans and
everything else electrical. Of course, as always, screw your
neighbor. They dont need to stay cool, just YOU. Remember, YOU are
the center of the universe, so hoard your electricity. Use as much as
you can. Turn on every electrical device in your home, and dont
forget all the power tools and other devices in your garage.
Turn it ALL on. Hoarde, and hoarde more. Lets see if we can black out
the entire USA.

Okay, class. Time for your spelling lesson:

To store a way a chest of golden treasure is to 'hoard'.
A "horde" of filthy pirates might steal what you stored.

You just can't have it both ways, though.

(And as far as the crankiness, well, if the PoCos would beef up the
grid a bit rather than play the stock market so much, perhaps there'd
be no problem)

Nice and cool here in the Sonoran desert. We've had the AC off for a
few days now, and my rainwater storage is close to full capacity. I'm
still screwing my neighbor, though. Tom
wrote:
OK people. The entire USA is having a heat spell. This means
everyone will be turning on their air conditioners, fans and
everything else electrical. Of course, as always, screw your
neighbor. They dont need to stay cool, just YOU. Remember, YOU are
the center of the universe, so hoard your electricity. Use as much as
you can. Turn on every electrical device in your home, and dont
forget all the power tools and other devices in your garage.
Turn it ALL on. Hoarde, and hoarde more. Lets see if we can black out
the entire USA.

On 31 Jul 2006 06:30:28 -0700, "tom" wrote:

Nice and cool here in the Sonoran desert. We've had the AC off for a
few days now, and my rainwater storage is close to full capacity. I'm
still screwing my neighbor, though. Tom

I live in the central part of the US, where it's hottest now. The
latest electric bill may be the only one I've ever gotten (yet) that's
over $200.

wrote:
OK people. The entire USA is having a heat spell. This means
everyone will be turning on their air conditioners, fans and
everything else electrical. Of course, as always, screw your
neighbor. They dont need to stay cool, just YOU. Remember, YOU are
the center of the universe, so hoard your electricity. Use as much as
you can. Turn on every electrical device in your home, and dont
forget all the power tools and other devices in your garage.
Turn it ALL on. Hoarde, and hoarde more. Lets see if we can black out
the entire USA.
--
Mark Lloyd
http://notstupid.laughingsquid.com

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what
to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb
contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin

Mark Lloyd wrote in message
...

I live in the central part of the US, where it's hottest now. The
latest electric bill may be the only one I've ever gotten (yet) that's
over $200.


Yes, we just finished with that in CA. It was the hottest that I can
remember, and the electric bill (and I live in a fairly small house
under 1300 feet) was $434.00. Needless to say, I signed up for the year
round bill today that makes it the same price every month, and then they
will reconcile it one way or another every June.

Cheri

tom posted for all of us...
I don't top post - see either inline or at bottom.

Nice and cool here in the Sonoran desert. We've had the AC off for a
few days now, and my rainwater storage is close to full capacity. I'm
still screwing my neighbor, though. Tom

Is he good?
--
Tekkie

wrote:

OK people. The entire USA is having a heat spell. This means
everyone will be turning on their air conditioners, fans and
everything else electrical. Of course, as always, screw your
neighbor. They dont need to stay cool, just YOU. Remember, YOU are
the center of the universe, so hoard your electricity. Use as much as
you can. Turn on every electrical device in your home, and dont
forget all the power tools and other devices in your garage.
Turn it ALL on. Hoarde, and hoarde more. Lets see if we can black out
the entire USA.

Hi,
Little inconvenient in the heat spell? Nothing compared to people dying
in Lebanon by Isralis bombing. And in Israel by Hezbollah Katusha barrage.

On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:42:58 -0500, wrote:

OK people. The entire USA is having a heat spell. This means
everyone will be turning on their air conditioners, fans and
everything else electrical. Of course, as always, screw your
neighbor. They dont need to stay cool, just YOU. Remember, YOU are
the center of the universe, so hoard your electricity. Use as much as
you can. Turn on every electrical device in your home, and dont
forget all the power tools and other devices in your garage.
Turn it ALL on. Hoarde, and hoarde more. Lets see if we can black out
the entire USA.


....and don't foget to get out there and pound the pavement to protest
every time the utility companies want to build a powerplant. No one
wants one near their house, and everyone expects the power companies
to just keep increasing output.

In article ,
jtees4 wrote:

On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:42:58 -0500, wrote:

OK people. The entire USA is having a heat spell. This means
everyone will be turning on their air conditioners, fans and
everything else electrical. Of course, as always, screw your
neighbor. They dont need to stay cool, just YOU. Remember, YOU are
the center of the universe, so hoard your electricity. Use as much as
you can. Turn on every electrical device in your home, and dont
forget all the power tools and other devices in your garage.
Turn it ALL on. Hoarde, and hoarde more. Lets see if we can black out
the entire USA.


...and don't foget to get out there and pound the pavement to protest
every time the utility companies want to build a powerplant. No one
wants one near their house, and everyone expects the power companies
to just keep increasing output.

And make sure you work especially hard to stop windmill farms, etc.

On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 15:49:26 GMT, Kurt Ullman
wrote:

In article ,
jtees4 wrote:

On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:42:58 -0500, wrote:

OK people. The entire USA is having a heat spell. This means
everyone will be turning on their air conditioners, fans and
everything else electrical. Of course, as always, screw your
neighbor. They dont need to stay cool, just YOU. Remember, YOU are
the center of the universe, so hoard your electricity. Use as much as
you can. Turn on every electrical device in your home, and dont
forget all the power tools and other devices in your garage.
Turn it ALL on. Hoarde, and hoarde more. Lets see if we can black out
the entire USA.


...and don't foget to get out there and pound the pavement to protest
every time the utility companies want to build a powerplant. No one
wants one near their house, and everyone expects the power companies
to just keep increasing output.

And make sure you work especially hard to stop windmill farms, etc.

You're right, I forgot that one. Big issue here in Long Island.

"jtees4" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 15:49:26 GMT, Kurt Ullman
wrote:

In article ,
jtees4 wrote:

On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:42:58 -0500, wrote:

OK people. The entire USA is having a heat spell. This means
everyone will be turning on their air conditioners, fans and
everything else electrical. Of course, as always, screw your
neighbor. They dont need to stay cool, just YOU. Remember, YOU are
the center of the universe, so hoard your electricity. Use as much as
you can. Turn on every electrical device in your home, and dont
forget all the power tools and other devices in your garage.
Turn it ALL on. Hoarde, and hoarde more. Lets see if we can black out
the entire USA.


...and don't foget to get out there and pound the pavement to protest
every time the utility companies want to build a powerplant. No one
wants one near their house, and everyone expects the power companies
to just keep increasing output.

And make sure you work especially hard to stop windmill farms, etc.

You're right, I forgot that one. Big issue here in Long Island.

Where are they putting them? East end?

On Tue, 01 Aug 2006 14:11:42 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:


"jtees4" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 15:49:26 GMT, Kurt Ullman
wrote:

In article ,
jtees4 wrote:

On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:42:58 -0500, wrote:

OK people. The entire USA is having a heat spell. This means
everyone will be turning on their air conditioners, fans and
everything else electrical. Of course, as always, screw your
neighbor. They dont need to stay cool, just YOU. Remember, YOU are
the center of the universe, so hoard your electricity. Use as much as
you can. Turn on every electrical device in your home, and dont
forget all the power tools and other devices in your garage.
Turn it ALL on. Hoarde, and hoarde more. Lets see if we can black out
the entire USA.


...and don't foget to get out there and pound the pavement to protest
every time the utility companies want to build a powerplant. No one
wants one near their house, and everyone expects the power companies
to just keep increasing output.

And make sure you work especially hard to stop windmill farms, etc.

You're right, I forgot that one. Big issue here in Long Island.

Where are they putting them? East end?


I've heard many different places, but the latest one I read about was
many miles off the shore between Robert Moses and Jones beach.

In article ,
says...

OK people. The entire USA is having a heat spell. This means
everyone will be turning on their air conditioners, fans and
everything else electrical. Of course, as always, screw your
neighbor. They dont need to stay cool, just YOU. Remember, YOU are
the center of the universe, so hoard your electricity. Use as much as
you can. Turn on every electrical device in your home, and dont
forget all the power tools and other devices in your garage.
Turn it ALL on. Hoarde, and hoarde more. Lets see if we can black out
the entire USA.


??

Hoarding electricity would require charging batteries (or something like that).

And I don't get the rant about power tools..

Banty


--

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/5222154.stm

"Banty" wrote in message
...

And I don't get the rant about power tools..

Banty

Neither does the idiot who wrote it. :-) But, there *is* some value in his
post. It helps us understand who was responsible for electing an amoeba to
the White House.

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Banty" wrote in message
...

And I don't get the rant about power tools..

Banty

Neither does the idiot who wrote it. :-) But, there *is* some value in his
post. It helps us understand who was responsible for electing an amoeba to
the White House.

Ah, lib-turd, John Fraud Kerry lost.
Do try to stay current.

"Bawana" wrote in message
oups.com...

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Banty" wrote in message
...

And I don't get the rant about power tools..

Banty

Neither does the idiot who wrote it. :-) But, there *is* some value in
his
post. It helps us understand who was responsible for electing an amoeba
to
the White House.

Ah, lib-turd, John Fraud Kerry lost.
Do try to stay current.


Non sequitur. Binary thinking is unpatriotic.

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Bawana" wrote in message
oups.com...

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Banty" wrote in message
...

And I don't get the rant about power tools..

Banty

Neither does the idiot who wrote it. :-) But, there *is* some value in
his
post. It helps us understand who was responsible for electing an amoeba
to
the White House.

Ah, lib-turd, John Fraud Kerry lost.
Do try to stay current.


Non sequitur.

For a non sequitur.

Binary thinking is unpatriotic.

Then stop it, lib-turd.

On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 17:58:20 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Bawana" wrote in message
roups.com...

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Banty" wrote in message
...

And I don't get the rant about power tools..

Banty

Neither does the idiot who wrote it. :-) But, there *is* some value in
his
post. It helps us understand who was responsible for electing an amoeba
to
the White House.

Ah, lib-turd, John Fraud Kerry lost.
Do try to stay current.


Non sequitur. Binary thinking is unpatriotic.


Yes, and I voted for "None of the above".

On 31 Jul 2006 08:54:55 -0700, Banty wrote:

In article ,
says...

OK people. The entire USA is having a heat spell. This means
everyone will be turning on their air conditioners, fans and
everything else electrical. Of course, as always, screw your
neighbor. They dont need to stay cool, just YOU. Remember, YOU are
the center of the universe, so hoard your electricity. Use as much as
you can. Turn on every electrical device in your home, and dont
forget all the power tools and other devices in your garage.
Turn it ALL on. Hoarde, and hoarde more. Lets see if we can black out
the entire USA.


??

Hoarding electricity would require charging batteries (or something like that).

And I don't get the rant about power tools..

Banty

Being a 24 year old white male living in America, I have two
philosophys in life.

1. "I" am the only person that matters in this world, and the whole
earth along with everything on it, belongs to me.
2. My neighbor as well as every other person on earth should be
screwed over and they deserve it, just for getting in my way.

After reading this message, I decided it was time for me to hoard as
much electricity as I could. I just purchased six 1000 foot spools of
wire at Home Depot. I now have all 6 of these spools connected to my
electrical panel. If my figures are correct, these 6 spools should
store one half years worth of electricity. If I can get my Visa
credit limit raised to purchase six more, I will have a full years
worth of power stored on those 12 spools in my basement.

I want to insure I have enough power in storage and I want to do my
part to screw over my neighbor and everyone else who is getting in my
way in my world.

wrote:
On 31 Jul 2006 08:54:55 -0700, Banty wrote:

In article ,
says...

OK people. The entire USA is having a heat spell. This means
everyone will be turning on their air conditioners, fans and
everything else electrical. Of course, as always, screw your
neighbor. They dont need to stay cool, just YOU. Remember, YOU are
the center of the universe, so hoard your electricity. Use as much as
you can. Turn on every electrical device in your home, and dont
forget all the power tools and other devices in your garage.
Turn it ALL on. Hoarde, and hoarde more. Lets see if we can black out
the entire USA.


??

Hoarding electricity would require charging batteries (or something like that).

And I don't get the rant about power tools..

Banty

Being a 24 year old white male living in America, I have two
philosophys in life.

1. "I" am the only person that matters in this world, and the whole
earth along with everything on it, belongs to me.
2. My neighbor as well as every other person on earth should be
screwed over and they deserve it, just for getting in my way.

After reading this message, I decided it was time for me to hoard as
much electricity as I could. I just purchased six 1000 foot spools of
wire at Home Depot. I now have all 6 of these spools connected to my
electrical panel. If my figures are correct, these 6 spools should
store one half years worth of electricity. If I can get my Visa
credit limit raised to purchase six more, I will have a full years
worth of power stored on those 12 spools in my basement.

I want to insure I have enough power in storage and I want to do my
part to screw over my neighbor and everyone else who is getting in my
way in my world.

Make sure your spools of wire are submerged in at least 6 inches of
water.
That will help extend the storage time.

Great plan. Good luck.

Yeah, and also make sure you get the 22ga.
It'll hold a lot more than 4ga., 5 times more.

What a waste of school taxes........

Any how, I often wonder what the cumulative
Effect of shutting down ALL gas powered
Devices here in the States, for one day, two days,
would be?

Bawana wrote:
wrote:
On 31 Jul 2006 08:54:55 -0700, Banty wrote:

In article ,
says...

OK people. The entire USA is having a heat spell. This means
everyone will be turning on their air conditioners, fans and
everything else electrical. Of course, as always, screw your
neighbor. They dont need to stay cool, just YOU. Remember, YOU are
the center of the universe, so hoard your electricity. Use as much as
you can. Turn on every electrical device in your home, and dont
forget all the power tools and other devices in your garage.
Turn it ALL on. Hoarde, and hoarde more. Lets see if we can black out
the entire USA.


??

Hoarding electricity would require charging batteries (or something like that).

And I don't get the rant about power tools..

Banty

Being a 24 year old white male living in America, I have two
philosophys in life.

1. "I" am the only person that matters in this world, and the whole
earth along with everything on it, belongs to me.
2. My neighbor as well as every other person on earth should be
screwed over and they deserve it, just for getting in my way.

After reading this message, I decided it was time for me to hoard as
much electricity as I could. I just purchased six 1000 foot spools of
wire at Home Depot. I now have all 6 of these spools connected to my
electrical panel. If my figures are correct, these 6 spools should
store one half years worth of electricity. If I can get my Visa
credit limit raised to purchase six more, I will have a full years
worth of power stored on those 12 spools in my basement.

I want to insure I have enough power in storage and I want to do my
part to screw over my neighbor and everyone else who is getting in my
way in my world.

Make sure your spools of wire are submerged in at least 6 inches of
water.
That will help extend the storage time.

Great plan. Good luck.

sky wrote:
Yeah, and also make sure you get the 22ga.
It'll hold a lot more than 4ga., 5 times more.

What a waste of school taxes........

But I bet your momma still loves you.
(she has to)

Any how, I often wonder what the cumulative
Effect of shutting down ALL gas powered
Devices here in the States, for one day, two days,
would be?

Nothing compared to the cumulative effect of your drug intake, sty.