Okay, class. Time for your spelling lesson:

To store a way a chest of golden treasure is to 'hoard'.
A "horde" of filthy pirates might steal what you stored.

You just can't have it both ways, though.

(And as far as the crankiness, well, if the PoCos would beef up the
grid a bit rather than play the stock market so much, perhaps there'd
be no problem)