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Outhouse Plans in Grate Demand !
- Guv Bob -
Hoo's got a good set of plans* for an old timey style outhouse!? - Nehmo - I know it's not what you want, but I'm considering getting a construction outhouse - for workers at a job site, which is usually an established home for my jobs. I'm thinking about one of the tent models: http://store.yahoo.com/nebogear/aatjouthouse.html I'm wondering about their "Foldable Commode/Toilet Chair". Do they mean the tank folds up? Or does the chair just have a hole in it? -- |||||||||||||||| Nehmo Sergheyev |||||||||||||||| |
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I know it's not what you want, but I'm considering getting a
construction outhouse - for workers at a job site, which is usually an established home for my jobs. I'm thinking about one of the tent models: http://store.yahoo.com/nebogear/aatjouthouse.html I'm wondering about their "Foldable Commode/Toilet Chair". Do they mean the tank folds up? Or does the chair just have a hole in it? It's just something with a hole in it, and there are other options: http://store.preparedness.com/chemportoil.html It seems like if the user had diarrhea, the legs of the chair would get splashed upon. -- |||||||||||||||| Nehmo Sergheyev |||||||||||||||| |
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Obviously most or all of you guys never had the pleasure of using a Military
field outhouse or latrine. Construction is similar to domestic outhouses of old but underneath the seats is placed the bottom third of a 50 gal drum filled with diesel oil. These drums were pulled out and set afire reducing the contents to ash and perfuming the area rather uniquely. Sometimes this process did not go as intended. "Nehmo Sergheyev" wrote in message ... I know it's not what you want, but I'm considering getting a construction outhouse - for workers at a job site, which is usually an established home for my jobs. I'm thinking about one of the tent models: http://store.yahoo.com/nebogear/aatjouthouse.html I'm wondering about their "Foldable Commode/Toilet Chair". Do they mean the tank folds up? Or does the chair just have a hole in it? It's just something with a hole in it, and there are other options: http://store.preparedness.com/chemportoil.html It seems like if the user had diarrhea, the legs of the chair would get splashed upon. -- |||||||||||||||| Nehmo Sergheyev |||||||||||||||| |
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On Fri, 03 Jun 2005 15:13:27 GMT, "Nehmo Sergheyev"
wrote: - Guv Bob - Hoo's got a good set of plans* for an old timey style outhouse!? - Nehmo - I know it's not what you want, but I'm considering getting a construction outhouse - for workers at a job site, which is usually an established home for my jobs. Don't forget the "No Smoking" sign. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8085008/ |
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Considering that I know what a cheese grater is, I'm not sure I would want
an outhouse that grates. That could be either stinky or painful. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "Nehmo Sergheyev" wrote in message ... I know it's not what you want, but I'm considering getting a construction outhouse - for workers at a job site, which is usually an established home for my jobs. I'm thinking about one of the tent models: http://store.yahoo.com/nebogear/aatjouthouse.html I'm wondering about their "Foldable Commode/Toilet Chair". Do they mean the tank folds up? Or does the chair just have a hole in it? It's just something with a hole in it, and there are other options: http://store.preparedness.com/chemportoil.html It seems like if the user had diarrhea, the legs of the chair would get splashed upon. -- |||||||||||||||| Nehmo Sergheyev |||||||||||||||| |
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"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message ... Considering that I know what a cheese grater is, I'm not sure I would want an outhouse that grates. That could be either stinky or painful. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com Hey Chris: How can you tell when you are at a Mormon wedding? The bride's not pregnant, but her mother is. -CB |
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"Cyberbilly" wrote in message news:3Cioe.33783$Fv.18794@lakeread01... "Stormin Mormon" wrote in message ... Considering that I know what a cheese grater is, I'm not sure I would want an outhouse that grates. That could be either stinky or painful. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com Hey Chris: How can you tell when you are at a Mormon wedding? The bride's not pregnant, but her mother is. -CB Ahhh. Fomenting a religious war, are ya, Timmy? Well, let's get it on. Here's a little fodder: http://www.crimelibrary.com/notoriou.../3.html?sect=8 Good ol' boy xian Missaurans murdered 120 Mormons, including women and children, at Haun's Mill in the 1830's. The Lt. Governor of Missouri, Lilburn Boggs, declared open season on Mormons. |
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Cyberbilly wrote:
"Stormin Mormon" wrote in message ... Considering that I know what a cheese grater is, I'm not sure I would want an outhouse that grates. That could be either stinky or painful. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com Hey Chris: How can you tell when you are at a Mormon wedding? The bride's not pregnant, but her mother is. -CB I usually make it a point not to perpetuate cross-posts, but I'm gonna violate my policy. Jerry Falwell's secretary buzzed him and said, "I know you don't want to be disturbed, but the Pope is on the phone and he says it's very important." Falwell picked up the phone and said "Hey, Benny. It's good to hear from you. What's going on?" Pope: "Well, Jerry, I have some good news, and some bad news. Which do you want first?" Falwell: "Let me have the good news first." Pope: "Jerry, the Lord came to me in a vision and told me that he is making his plans to come back to earth very soon. To prepare the way, he wants to meet with a small group of religious leaders to reveal his plans to us in more detail." Falwell: "That's wonderful news, Benny! Praise the Lord! How could there possibly be any bad news after that? When and where does he want to meet us?" Pope: "That's the bad news. The meeting is at 10 o'clock Tuesday morning in Salt Lake City." |
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I woulda said 30 pans of green jello with carrot shavings.
You hear... at Mormon Weddings, they need a designated drunk. You call "get your fat butt over here, Spencer" and half the boys in the room come to you. The punch bowl is considered "spiked" if someone mixes the punch with caffeinated soda pop. The women stand around and discuss if chocolate is a violation of the word of wisdom. The groom is carrying a diamond studded CTR ring in a velvet box before the wedding. The Bishop, bride, and groom all arrive 15 minutes late. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "Cyberbilly" wrote in message news:3Cioe.33783$Fv.18794@lakeread01... Hey Chris: How can you tell when you are at a Mormon wedding? The bride's not pregnant, but her mother is. -CB |
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For one, I thought CB was funny.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com " jls" wrote in message . .. "Cyberbilly" wrote in message news:3Cioe.33783$Fv.18794@lakeread01... Hey Chris: How can you tell when you are at a Mormon wedding? The bride's not pregnant, but her mother is. -CB Ahhh. Fomenting a religious war, are ya, Timmy? Well, let's get it on. Here's a little fodder: |
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Reminds me of the "Oh God" movie with George Burns and John Denver. And how
the grocery store manager was instructed to go up to the big guy in the white suit and tell him God had a personal message. Some folks just don't teach the correct message. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "Snake" wrote in message news:0tmoe.314$Zt.283@okepread05... I usually make it a point not to perpetuate cross-posts, but I'm gonna violate my policy. Jerry Falwell's secretary buzzed him and said, "I know you don't want to be disturbed, but the Pope is on the phone and he says it's very important." Falwell picked up the phone and said "Hey, Benny. It's good to hear from you. What's going on?" Pope: "Well, Jerry, I have some good news, and some bad news. Which do you want first?" Falwell: "Let me have the good news first." Pope: "Jerry, the Lord came to me in a vision and told me that he is making his plans to come back to earth very soon. To prepare the way, he wants to meet with a small group of religious leaders to reveal his plans to us in more detail." Falwell: "That's wonderful news, Benny! Praise the Lord! How could there possibly be any bad news after that? When and where does he want to meet us?" Pope: "That's the bad news. The meeting is at 10 o'clock Tuesday morning in Salt Lake City." |
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Stormin' Mormon:
For one, I thought CB was funny. Glad you took it in spirit. But tell me. If a couple of Jehovah's witnesses come knocking your door, do you get into a fight, or swap stories, or what? -CB |
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I tell them I'm Catholic; they wish me a good day and leave. BW (I'm really
Baptist) "Cyberbilly" wrote in message oups.com... Stormin' Mormon: For one, I thought CB was funny. Glad you took it in spirit. But tell me. If a couple of Jehovah's witnesses come knocking your door, do you get into a fight, or swap stories, or what? -CB |
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"BasketWeaver" wrote in message m... I tell them I'm Catholic; they wish me a good day and leave. BW (I'm really Baptist) That ain't right. Yer gittin' the benefits of bein' Catholic without any of the obligations. :-) -CB |
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After a couple minutes, they figure out that I'm trying to teach *THEM*
about Jesus. And then they make a hasty retreat. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "BasketWeaver" wrote in message m... I tell them I'm Catholic; they wish me a good day and leave. BW (I'm really Baptist) "Cyberbilly" wrote in message oups.com... Stormin' Mormon: For one, I thought CB was funny. Glad you took it in spirit. But tell me. If a couple of Jehovah's witnesses come knocking your door, do you get into a fight, or swap stories, or what? -CB |
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I enjoy talking about Jesus. It is usually a good discussion -- even when
discussing with folks who have MAJOR differences of opinion. One thing I've noticed about LDS / Mormons. We're seldom upset by others having different views. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "Cyberbilly" wrote in message oups.com... Stormin' Mormon: But tell me. If a couple of Jehovah's witnesses come knocking your door, do you get into a fight, or swap stories, or what? -CB |
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Stormin Mormon wrote:
After a couple minutes, they figure out that I'm trying to teach *THEM* about Jesus. And then they make a hasty retreat. You're a joke. |
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Stormin Mormon wrote:
I enjoy talking about Jesus. It is usually a good discussion -- even when discussing with folks who have MAJOR differences of opinion. One thing I've noticed about LDS / Mormons. We're seldom upset by others having different views. You're a joke. |
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Well, at least you punctuated correctly.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "G Henslee" wrote in message ... Stormin Mormon wrote: After a couple minutes, they figure out that I'm trying to teach *THEM* about Jesus. And then they make a hasty retreat. You're a joke. |
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Stormin' Mormon:
I woulda said 30 pans of green jello with carrot shavings. Know why you always take two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because is you only take one, he'll drink all the beer. -CB |
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Stormin Mormon wrote:
The Bishop, bride, and groom all arrive 15 minutes late. Easy to tell who the bride is - she's the one with the most flies buzzing around her. |
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That one dates you -- and it's not even right. It's an Italian joke.
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "G Henslee" wrote in message ... Stormin Mormon wrote: The Bishop, bride, and groom all arrive 15 minutes late. Easy to tell who the bride is - she's the one with the most flies buzzing around her. |
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That one needed about five bangs.
You're an A-hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (OK, that's more than five.) -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "Cyberbilly" wrote in message oups.com... G Henslee, Troll: You're a Joke. You're an A-hole. -CB |
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With two, you have a designated drinker?
-- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "Cyberbilly" wrote in message oups.com... Stormin' Mormon: I woulda said 30 pans of green jello with carrot shavings. Know why you always take two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because is you only take one, he'll drink all the beer. -CB |
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In a certain southern college town around 1977, all you had to do was
tell them (the Mormons, too) you attended the church of Christ, and they'd get out of the door as quick as they could. The Bible knowledge reputation got around fast. Donna BasketWeaver wrote: I tell them I'm Catholic; they wish me a good day and leave. BW (I'm really Baptist) "Cyberbilly" wrote ... But tell me. If a couple of Jehovah's witnesses come knocking your door, do you get into a fight, or swap stories, or what? |
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Cyberbilly wrote:
Stormin' Mormon: For one, I thought CB was funny. Glad you took it in spirit. But tell me. If a couple of Jehovah's witnesses come knocking your door, do you get into a fight, or swap stories, or what? -CB The same product, Mormon B Gone that works on them when they crawl up to the door will work on the JW's as well. Keep a can on the shelf right next to the Limey Away. -- Learn the Truth about Mormonism http://www.eaec.org/cults/mormons.htm |
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Stormin Mormon wrote: After a couple minutes, they figure out that I'm trying to teach *THEM* about Jesus. And then they make a hasty retreat. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "BasketWeaver" wrote in message m... I tell them I'm Catholic; they wish me a good day and leave. BW (I'm really Baptist) "Cyberbilly" wrote in message oups.com... Stormin' Mormon: For one, I thought CB was funny. Glad you took it in spirit. But tell me. If a couple of Jehovah's witnesses come knocking your door, do you get into a fight, or swap stories, or what? -CB Hasn't worked for me. The minute you start on a religious discussion, you loose, they'll never give up. The only thing that works for me is outright rudeness. The last time as I came to the door I saw the 'watchtower' sticking out of the briefcase, open door and say instantely "I'm not interested in your cult, leave NOW!" They did without a word. Harry K |
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"Cyberbilly" wrote in message
oups.com... Stormin' Mormon: I woulda said 30 pans of green jello with carrot shavings. Know why you always take two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because is you only take one, he'll drink all the beer. -CB That's a BAPTISS JOKE, yew heathen!!! |
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I am never bothered by them rapscallions no more ever scents
I installed a handy self-aiming, high-pressure lawn sprinkler. Guv Bob "Self-aiming, high-pressure lawn sprinklers - only $99.95" (Mormons and Catholics pay 5% more. Jews get it wholesale 10% off.) "BasketWeaver" wrote in message m... I tell them I'm Catholic; they wish me a good day and leave. BW (I'm really Baptist) "Cyberbilly" wrote in message oups.com... Stormin' Mormon: For one, I thought CB was funny. Glad you took it in spirit. But tell me. If a couple of Jehovah's witnesses come knocking your door, do you get into a fight, or swap stories, or what? -CB |
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I like jokes!!!! :O)
"G Henslee" wrote in message ... Stormin Mormon wrote: After a couple minutes, they figure out that I'm trying to teach *THEM* about Jesus. And then they make a hasty retreat. You're a joke. |
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Subject: Faith-Promoting Rumors
Date: Friday, November 07, 2003 8:40 AM THE ULTIMATE MORMON URBAN LEGEND: A Parody of the Best Loved Faith Promoting Rumors of a Peculiar People Peter and Molly had just gotten engaged. While at the Lord's University, they had been the Family Home Evening Group's "Mother" and "Father." He had heard a voice telling him to marry her. His name was contained in her patriarchal blessing. For a date, they decided to visit temple square and the Church Office Building. Molly arrived late. She was late because she had just been to the patriarch's house with her little brother who had Downs' Syndrome. The patriarch told this "general in the war in heaven" that he had physically thrown Satan out in the pre-existence, and that he was disabled in this life so that Satan would be unable to tempt him more than he was able to bear. He also told her brother that he would be called home from his mission to fight in World War Three when the Constitution would hang by a thread and only either Orrin Hatch or the B.Y.U. law school graduates could uphold the constitution. The patriarch told her brother that he would play a large role in fulfilling the White Horse Prophecy. Molly had served her mission in Italy, and when she tried to convert the Pope, he told her that he knew Joseph Smith was a prophet but that he had to fight against the church because of the 666 on his papal hood. Molly's grandfather was the Japanese pilot who tried to bomb the Hawaiian temple during the attack on Pearl Harbor but couldn't, so he eventually joined the church. Molly's father didn't go on a mission because he was a quarterback for BYU and football was his mission. Peter was also running on "Mormon Standard Time." His little brother had just received a mission call that contained a phone number instead of telling him where his mission would be. When he called the number, the prophet answered the phone and told him that he would be serving a three-year mission to China. As a pre-mission present, he bought his brother a copy of Bruce R. McConkie's book "Mormon Doctrine" which has over 42,000,000 errors in it and was denounced by every member of the Quorum of the Twelve (including Elder McConkie on his deathbed). Peter knew this was true with every fiber of his being. Peter had served his mission to Southern California and when he tracked into Madonna's house, she tried to seduce him and his companion. Now she gets shocked every time she touches a Book of Mormon. When Peter arrived, he was drinking a Coke because the church owns a lot of stock in Coca-Cola. While in the church office building, Peter and Molly spoke to President Monson, whose patriarchal blessing said that he would be the prophet in the Millennium. He told them that the Savior would come within their lifetimes. He told them that he had just seen the Savior walking the halls of the Salt Lake Temple, and that he looked exactly like the painting of the red-robed Messiah by Del Parson, except with different colored eyes. When they left, they got on the elevator and President Kimball and three men wearing robes were in the elevator already. President Kimball looked down at her wedding ring forged out of a horse-shoe nail and told them, "If you knew what I know, you would sell that ring and head down to Emergency Essentials." As the couple turned, looking into each other's eyes and remembering the promises they had made to each other in the pre-existence, President Kimball and the three men (the three Nephites!) disappeared. As they walked past the temple, they saw Alice Cooper, a former member of the church, urinating on the temple grounds in tie-dyed garments. His old mission companion, Ozzy Osborne, was there also, bitting the heads off of seagulls. Thank goodness Steve Martin and Lionell Ritchee, both members of the church, were there with Eddie Van Halen who was hearing the missionary discussions. While on their way to Emergency Essentials, they were hit and killed by a bus full of missionaries from the MTC heading to the Salt Lake City airport. It's ok--Peter and Molly were needed as missionaries on the other side. And after they were "embraced by the light," those on the other side of the veil fell down and worshiped these "generals in the war in heaven" because they lived in days of Gordon B. Hinckley. "It never ceases to amaze me how gullible some of our Church members are in broadcasting sensational stories, or dreams, or visions, or purported patriarchal blessings, or quotations, or supposedly from some person's private diary, without first verifying the report with proper Church authorities." Harold B. Lee, General Priesthood Meeting, April Conference, 1970. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "Guv Bob" wrote in message news:itmqe.159$kj5.98@trnddc03... I like jokes!!!! :O) "G Henslee" wrote in message ... Stormin Mormon wrote: After a couple minutes, they figure out that I'm trying to teach *THEM* about Jesus. And then they make a hasty retreat. You're a joke. |
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Prolly cuz you just finished having sex with your daughters and
granddaughters "Stormin Mormon" wrote in message ... I enjoy talking about Jesus. It is usually a good discussion -- even when discussing with folks who have MAJOR differences of opinion. One thing I've noticed about LDS / Mormons. We're seldom upset by others having different views. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "Cyberbilly" wrote in message oups.com... Stormin' Mormon: But tell me. If a couple of Jehovah's witnesses come knocking your door, do you get into a fight, or swap stories, or what? -CB |
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Troll O Meter 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 __________________________________________________ _ | | | | | | | | | | | --------------------------------------------------- ^ | -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "NuckinFutz" wrote in message ... Prolly cuz you just finished having sex with your daughters and granddaughters "Stormin Mormon" wrote in message ... I enjoy talking about Jesus. It is usually a good discussion -- even when discussing with folks who have MAJOR differences of opinion. One thing I've noticed about LDS / Mormons. We're seldom upset by others having different views. -- Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org www.mormons.com "Cyberbilly" wrote in message oups.com... Stormin' Mormon: But tell me. If a couple of Jehovah's witnesses come knocking your door, do you get into a fight, or swap stories, or what? -CB |
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