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How to repair an UFO?
Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden. The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged. I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the UFO. I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me how to repair it. Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav engines and 1 hyperspace drive. |
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How to repair an UFO?
Adam check out and see , maybe its the Dimention Drive
that needs restarting most people overlook that. Seen it many times. kip -- "Watch the return E-Mail addy its false" "Adam Ben Nalois" wrote in message om... Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my garden. The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged. I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the UFO. I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me how to repair it. Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav engines and 1 hyperspace drive. |
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How to repair an UFO?
You really brought a few good laughs here!
-- Greetings, Jerry Greenberg ========================================= "Adam Ben Nalois" wrote in message om... Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my garden. The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged. I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the UFO. I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me how to repair it. Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav engines and 1 hyperspace drive. |
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How to repair an UFO?
"geo73" wrote in message ... Was it running Windows of any version? Why else would it go out of control and crash? |
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How to repair an UFO?
"geo73" wrote:
Was it running Windows of any version? He said it crashed, didn't he? That should answer your question. Bob |
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How to repair an UFO?
On Sun, 14 Dec 2003 20:04:36 +0200, "geo73"
put finger to keyboard and composed: Was it running Windows of any version? Yes, *any* version. - Franc Zabkar -- Please remove one 's' from my address when replying by email. |
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How to repair an UFO?
"geo73" wrote in message ... Was it running Windows of any version? Why else would it go out of control and crash? If it was running Windows, how could it have ever gotten this far in the first place?? |
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How to repair an UFO?
On 14 Dec 2003 14:44:22 GMT, (SNELLN2) wrote:
Subject: How to repair an UFO? From: "john" Date: 12/14/2003 8:00 AM Central Standard Time Message-id: Adam check out and see , maybe its the Dimention Drive that needs restarting most people overlook that. Seen it many times. kip -- "Watch the return E-Mail addy its false" "Adam Ben Nalois" wrote in message .com... Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my garden. The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged. I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the UFO. I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me how to repair it. Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav engines and 1 hyperspace drive. Subject: How to repair an UFO? From: "john" Date: 12/14/2003 8:00 AM Central Standard Time Message-id: Adam check out and see , maybe its the Dimention Drive that needs restarting most people overlook that. Seen it many times. kip -- "Watch the return E-Mail addy its false" "Adam Ben Nalois" wrote in message .com... Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my garden. The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged. I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the UFO. I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me how to repair it. Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav engines and 1 hyperspace drive. hahahahahh, thanks for my first smile of the day. Seriously, call Murphy's Repair, they are kind of weird and can fix anything. Could you possibly send me some of that stuff you are drinking? Weird there seems to be some sort of echo in here. Subject: How to repair an UFO? From: "john" Date: 12/14/2003 8:00 AM Central Standard Time Message-id: Adam check out and see , maybe its the Dimention Drive that needs restarting most people overlook that. Seen it many times. kip -- "Watch the return E-Mail addy its false" "Adam Ben Nalois" wrote in message .com... Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my garden. The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged. I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the UFO. I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me how to repair it. Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav engines and 1 hyperspace drive. Subject: How to repair an UFO? From: "john" Date: 12/14/2003 8:00 AM Central Standard Time Message-id: Adam check out and see , maybe its the Dimention Drive that needs restarting most people overlook that. Seen it many times. kip -- "Watch the return E-Mail addy its false" "Adam Ben Nalois" wrote in message .com... Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my garden. The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged. I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the UFO. I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me how to repair it. Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav engines and 1 hyperspace drive. hahahahahh, thanks for my first smile of the day. Seriously, call Murphy's Repair, they are kind of weird and can fix anything. Could you possibly send me some of that stuff you are drinking? Weird there seems to be some sort of echo in here. -- Peter Hill Spamtrap reply domain as per NNTP-Posting-Host in header Can of worms - what every fisherman wants. Can of worms - what every PC owner gets! |
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How to repair an UFO?
Yea Kmart has it for like $29.99 and it plays DVD's too.
It's not worth repairing anything these days. Just strip it for parts. Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav engines and 1 hyperspace drive. |
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How to repair an UFO?
Mac OS X.
"George" wrote in message ... "geo73" wrote in message ... Was it running Windows of any version? Why else would it go out of control and crash? |
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How to repair an UFO?
Jerry ) spoke, er, wrote:
You really brought a few good laughs here! And Adam is a well-known troll. Please avoid replying to him. -- |
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How to repair an UFO?
Franc Zabkar wrote in message . ..
On Sun, 14 Dec 2003 20:04:36 +0200, "geo73" put finger to keyboard and composed: Was it running Windows of any version? Yes, *any* version. Well, then, just hit any key. |
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How to repair an UFO?
Franc Zabkar wrote in message . ..
On 14 Dec 2003 03:57:46 -0800, (Adam Ben Nalois) put finger to keyboard and composed: Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my garden. The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged. I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the UFO. I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me how to repair it. It's not worth repairing anything these days. Just strip it for parts. Hmm, the Pentium 6-7000 might be worth something, but where to get a Socket 833 board when they aren't going to be manufactured until 2008. Assuming they used standard DDR RAM, you might be able to run it at a lower bus frequency (you can bet that a CPU that advanced will probably have a 1GHZ FSB) you have several gigabytes worth there assuming it wasn't damaged in the crash. Hard disk- dunno if a machine now would support 10 TB EIDE drive, they have enough problems with 128GB. Try Ebay -A Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav engines and 1 hyperspace drive. - Franc Zabkar |
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How to repair an UFO?
"Adam Ben Nalois" wrote in message om... Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my garden. The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged. I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the UFO. I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me how to repair it. Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav engines and 1 hyperspace drive. Is this the Diesel model ? |
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How to repair an UFO?
RTFM.
-- Jim Yanik,NRA member jyanik-at-kua.net |
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How to repair an UFO?
"JW" wrote in message ... On 14 Dec 2003 03:57:46 -0800 (Adam Ben Nalois) wrote in Message id: : Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my garden. The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged. I already fed the aliens´ remains to my dogs, but I want to repair the UFO. I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me how to repair it. Seems to be a small scout ship, type flying saucer with anti-grav engines and 1 hyperspace drive. Have you tried changing the flux capacitor? I've been wodering how the dog's doing so far...hasn't developed any 'symptoms,' has he? jak |
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How to repair an UFO?
geo73 wrote:
Was it running Windows of any version? That would explain the crash! |
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How to repair an UFO?
Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my
garden. The alien seems to be dead and the UFO is heavily damaged. It wasn't a UFO, it was a weather ballon! :-p - Reinhart |
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How to repair an UFO?
Have you tried changing the flux capacitor?
Blasted Andromedan engineering! They can't design anything right. The flux capacitor ought to be replaced with a series of phase inducers. It's best to check if the dilithium is still in a stable crystal form and that the whatchamacallit is properly interfacing with the doo-hickey. - Reinhart |
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How to repair an UFO?
Hi!
Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my garden. Hoo boy. You'd better be careful with this, lest you end up creating a gargantuan black hole or breaking some of the laws of physics...or worse... I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me how to repair it. I think all you have to be able to do is to rebuild a Mac Classic/Plus/SE 'analog board' so it'll never fail again and then you are qualified to rebuild any UFO on the market today. :-D Or find "a guy" who can seemingly fix anything. The repairs may not be the most professional, but they should let you know if there is any hope of restoring the craft to full working order once again. :-) In any case, thanks for the laugh. William |
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How to repair an UFO?
Hi!
Why else would it go out of control and crash? Because it was running the Mac OS? William the PC (though not necessarily Windows) user... |
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How to repair an UFO?
Hi!
Is this the Diesel model ? It's probably electric or gasoline fired, given that's it cold in space and some Diesel fuel will gel on you... Or maybe that's why it crashed. This post sure has been fun...and it's probably not over yet... William |
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How to repair an UFO?
Hi!
And Adam is a well-known troll. Please avoid replying to him. What fun is it NOT to reply to a troll? They're only productive if you let them get to you. William The Thick Skinned Usenet Reader -- Since 1997 |
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How to repair an UFO?
Actually
It crashed because the UFO was driving by brainwave and when it got close to that person which is obviously brain dead, the vehicle ran out of fuel thus lost control. "William R. Walsh" m wrote in message news:xTPEb.606376$Fm2.550468@attbi_s04... Hi! Yesterday an alien from outer space crashed with its UFO into my garden. Hoo boy. You'd better be careful with this, lest you end up creating a gargantuan black hole or breaking some of the laws of physics...or worse... I think that some of you are experienced UFO-engineers and can tell me how to repair it. I think all you have to be able to do is to rebuild a Mac Classic/Plus/SE 'analog board' so it'll never fail again and then you are qualified to rebuild any UFO on the market today. :-D Or find "a guy" who can seemingly fix anything. The repairs may not be the most professional, but they should let you know if there is any hope of restoring the craft to full working order once again. :-) In any case, thanks for the laugh. William |
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How to repair an UFO?
geo73 wrote:
Was it running Windows of any version? Obviously it was running ME or 98se.. Now thats a true blue screen of death.. -- +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ Richie086 http://www.richie086.com "The only thing better than sitting outside and playing a banjo is sitting outside playing a banjo made of the skulls of people that made fun of you in elementry school." |
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