G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair
reached for the aftershave.

Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife will smell that and
think I've been in a whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse
smells like."

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Doug Miller writes:

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

First fallacy. Neither one of these guys recalls what a barbershop looks like
from the inside, I'd bet.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair
reached for the aftershave.

Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife will smell that and
think I've been in a whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse

smells like."

Has Bush tested that theory?

Charlie Self
"There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other
is pulling up." Booker T. Washington

The names would appear to be interchangeable.

Bob

"Doug Miller" wrote in message
m...
G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
was
spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair
reached for the aftershave.

Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife will smell that
and
think I've been in a whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse
smells like."

--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)

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"Doug Miller" wrote in message
m...
G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
was
spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair
reached for the aftershave.

Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife will smell that
and
think I've been in a whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse
smells like."

--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)

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Old joke... the oldest version I know of was a Navy Chief and a Navy
Admiral... the Chief's wife is the one who doesn't know what the inside of a
whore house smells like... I endorse that message.

signed
Master Chief Jack