Doug Miller writes:

G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

First fallacy. Neither one of these guys recalls what a barbershop looks like
from the inside, I'd bet.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair
reached for the aftershave.

Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife will smell that and
think I've been in a whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse

smells like."

Has Bush tested that theory?

Charlie Self
"There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other
is pulling up." Booker T. Washington