FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!!!!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over
here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's
a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says,
"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and
then....." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back
in the box

"No man shall be debarred the use of arms.
The laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm those only who are neither
inclined nor determined to commit crimes.
Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants.
They ought to be designated as laws not preventative but fearful of crimes,
produced by the tumultuous impression of a few isolated facts, and not by
thoughtful consideration of the inconveniences and advantages of a universal decree."
- Thomas Jefferson

Gunner wrote:

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!!!!

You're so easy to please.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

Gunner wrote:

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!!!!

You're so easy to please. And you came up with that at 2:01 AM. My, do we have
a busy social life.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

On Sat, 06 Dec 2003 18:14:33 GMT, Abrasha wrote:

Gunner wrote:

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!!!!

You're so easy to please. And you came up with that at 2:01 AM. My, do we have
a busy social life.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

Yup. Just got back from LA, had a house full of people, so I did the
email early on, then when things started winding down, I went back on
the net.

Now on the other hand..notice any posts from me Wed or Thur night?

An old fart like me cant party like he used to..but it doesnt mean I
dont party.

And as Im sure a homebound wank like yourself already knows..Im a
traveling service tech, 65,000 miles a year, and there is not a lot of
free time to party, but I manage every now and then. Even a blind
squirrel manages to find an acorn every now and then. Right?

Even you manage to post something interesting now and then...shrug.

Gunner

No 220-pound thug can threaten the well-being or dignity of a 110-pound
woman who has two pounds of iron to even things out. Is that evil?
Is that wrong? People who object to weapons aren't abolishing violence,
they're begging for the rule of brute force, when the biggest, strongest
animals among men were always automatically "right". Guns end that,
and social democracy is a hollow farce without an armed populace to make
it work.
- L. Neil Smith

Gunner wrote:


And as Im sure a homebound wank like yourself

Thank God Almighty for that, thank God indeed.

already knows..Im a
traveling service tech, 65,000 miles a year,


Wow, that means, that if you drive on average 65 mph, no more than 8 hours a day
driving, you are on the road 125 days a year. Since many of your trips are most
likely not 520 away, that implies that you are n the road a great deal more than
125 days a year.

I sure don't envy you. I'll take "homebound ******" any time, over that kind of
abuse.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

Abrasha:

I could be wrong here but I Think Gunners at home anywhere he can talk about
the right to bear arms.

Jimbo

"Abrasha" wrote in message
...
Gunner wrote:


And as Im sure a homebound wank like yourself

Thank God Almighty for that, thank God indeed.

already knows..Im a
traveling service tech, 65,000 miles a year,


Wow, that means, that if you drive on average 65 mph, no more than 8 hours
a day
driving, you are on the road 125 days a year. Since many of your trips
are most
likely not 520 away, that implies that you are n the road a great deal
more than
125 days a year.

I sure don't envy you. I'll take "homebound ******" any time, over that
kind of
abuse.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

On Sat, 06 Dec 2003 21:20:02 GMT, Abrasha wrote:

Gunner wrote:


And as Im sure a homebound wank like yourself

Thank God Almighty for that, thank God indeed.

already knows..Im a
traveling service tech, 65,000 miles a year,


Wow, that means, that if you drive on average 65 mph, no more than 8 hours a day
driving, you are on the road 125 days a year. Since many of your trips are most
likely not 520 away, that implies that you are n the road a great deal more than
125 days a year.

At Southern California freeway speeds, a 1 hour trip often takes 3
hours or more, depending on the time of the day. My service territory
stops at the western side of the Mississippi River, though most of my
clients are in Arizona and California. Its not uncommon for me to make
a service call, 50 miles away, and have it take 2 hours or more to get
there, an hour on site, and 2-3 hours returning..that pretty well
screws up a whole day for a 100 mile round trip and 1 hour of paid
service work. Though I do charge by the mile, and a very reduced
travel time, based on best case average.


I sure don't envy you. I'll take "homebound ******" any time, over that kind of
abuse.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

A man has to do what a man has to do. Shrug. My home is 142 miles
north of where I keep my lil 22' RV down in So.Cal, so I go down on
Monday or Tuesday (work depending), come home on Friday night, and
hang out at the homestead for 2-3 days. The drive up or down takes
between 2.5 hours and 5 hours, each way, depending on traffic, if its
a holiday etc, and involves traveling over the Grapevine each way.
104 times a year, for the last 8 or so years.

But there is no work where my homestead is, Im very good at what I do,
and I enjoy the work. Just hate the travel and the fact that all my
toys are up north. So I dont get a lot of evening time to work on my
machines at home and tend to spend the weekends in a mad rush to get
stuff done, stuff family related or homestead related. My list of
things that "I" want to do...is huge and getting farther behind every
week. During the week, when Im not too exhausted, I post on the net,
or go out and play pool/darts, or read. Shrug. Not fun, but there are
millions of folks in worse shape than I am, either they have no skills
or no job, or they have no home or hobby.

"I used to cry that I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet"

Gunner

No 220-pound thug can threaten the well-being or dignity of a 110-pound
woman who has two pounds of iron to even things out. Is that evil?
Is that wrong? People who object to weapons aren't abolishing violence,
they're begging for the rule of brute force, when the biggest, strongest
animals among men were always automatically "right". Guns end that,
and social democracy is a hollow farce without an armed populace to make
it work.
- L. Neil Smith

On Sat, 6 Dec 2003 16:34:11 -0800, "Ken Davey"
wrote:

Gunner wrote:
On Sat, 06 Dec 2003 18:14:33 GMT, Abrasha wrote:

Gunner wrote:

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!!!!

You're so easy to please. And you came up with that at 2:01 AM.
My, do we have a busy social life.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

Yup. Just got back from LA, had a house full of people, so I did the
email early on, then when things started winding down, I went back on
the net.

Now on the other hand..notice any posts from me Wed or Thur night?

An old fart like me cant party like he used to..but it doesnt mean I
dont party.

And as Im sure a homebound wank like yourself already knows..Im a
traveling service tech, 65,000 miles a year, and there is not a lot of
free time to party, but I manage every now and then. Even a blind
squirrel manages to find an acorn every now and then. Right?

Even you manage to post something interesting now and then...shrug.

Gunner

How about this as an interesting senario - Gunner and Abrasha sitting down
with a pot of coffee/drug of choice and just shooting the ****..
My reading, after filtering for usenet abrasiveness, is that you guys have
more in common than not.
Love to be there for that meeting.
Ken.


Of course.
I only dispise Abrasive for his Socialism and his Liberal stance and
his blind arrogance to all not like him. A pretty common European
mindset Ive found..shrug. Particularly from the Dutch and French.

Im sure we could get along on machining issues, the kinds of tits we
like best..etc.

Unless of course he is gay, and then we would have to avoid that sort
of stuff.....G



Gunner

No 220-pound thug can threaten the well-being or dignity of a 110-pound
woman who has two pounds of iron to even things out. Is that evil?
Is that wrong? People who object to weapons aren't abolishing violence,
they're begging for the rule of brute force, when the biggest, strongest
animals among men were always automatically "right". Guns end that,
and social democracy is a hollow farce without an armed populace to make
it work.
- L. Neil Smith

Gunner wrote:
On Sat, 06 Dec 2003 18:14:33 GMT, Abrasha wrote:

Gunner wrote:

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!!!!

You're so easy to please. And you came up with that at 2:01 AM.
My, do we have a busy social life.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

Yup. Just got back from LA, had a house full of people, so I did the
email early on, then when things started winding down, I went back on
the net.

Now on the other hand..notice any posts from me Wed or Thur night?

An old fart like me cant party like he used to..but it doesnt mean I
dont party.

And as Im sure a homebound wank like yourself already knows..Im a
traveling service tech, 65,000 miles a year, and there is not a lot of
free time to party, but I manage every now and then. Even a blind
squirrel manages to find an acorn every now and then. Right?

Even you manage to post something interesting now and then...shrug.

Gunner

How about this as an interesting senario - Gunner and Abrasha sitting down
with a pot of coffee/drug of choice and just shooting the ****..
My reading, after filtering for usenet abrasiveness, is that you guys have
more in common than not.
Love to be there for that meeting.
Ken.

Gunner

I only dispise Abrasive for his Socialism and his Liberal stance and
his blind arrogance to all not like him. A pretty common European
mindset Ive found..shrug. Particularly from the Dutch and French.

Is it just the Walloons that get ya, or are the Flemish also to blame?
FM

On Sat, 06 Dec 2003 22:25:51 GMT, Gunner
wrote:


"I used to cry that I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet"

"So I took his shoes" -Steve Wright

-Carl

Fdmorrison wrote:

Gunner

I only dispise Abrasive for his Socialism and his Liberal stance and
his blind arrogance to all not like him. A pretty common European
mindset Ive found..shrug. Particularly from the Dutch and French.

Is it just the Walloons that get ya, or are the Flemish also to blame?
FM

Those are not Dutch, they are Belgians.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

On 07 Dec 2003 03:23:05 GMT, (Fdmorrison) wrote:

Gunner

I only dispise Abrasive for his Socialism and his Liberal stance and
his blind arrogance to all not like him. A pretty common European
mindset Ive found..shrug. Particularly from the Dutch and French.

Is it just the Walloons that get ya, or are the Flemish also to blame?
FM

Is that like asking about the Northumberlanders and the
Manchesterians?

Gunner

No 220-pound thug can threaten the well-being or dignity of a 110-pound
woman who has two pounds of iron to even things out. Is that evil?
Is that wrong? People who object to weapons aren't abolishing violence,
they're begging for the rule of brute force, when the biggest, strongest
animals among men were always automatically "right". Guns end that,
and social democracy is a hollow farce without an armed populace to make
it work.
- L. Neil Smith

On Sun, 07 Dec 2003 08:31:06 +0000, Gunner wrote:

On 07 Dec 2003 03:23:05 GMT, (Fdmorrison) wrote:

Gunner

I only dispise Abrasive for his Socialism and his Liberal stance and
his blind arrogance to all not like him. A pretty common European
mindset Ive found..shrug. Particularly from the Dutch and French.

Is it just the Walloons that get ya, or are the Flemish also to blame? FM

Is that like asking about the Northumberlanders and the Manchesterians?

More like Northumbrians and Mancunians.
--
Neil
Cut the spamless for email

On Sun, 7 Dec 2003 12:14:36 +0000 (UTC), Neil Ellwood
wrote:

On Sun, 07 Dec 2003 08:31:06 +0000, Gunner wrote:

On 07 Dec 2003 03:23:05 GMT, (Fdmorrison) wrote:

Gunner

I only dispise Abrasive for his Socialism and his Liberal stance and
his blind arrogance to all not like him. A pretty common European
mindset Ive found..shrug. Particularly from the Dutch and French.

Is it just the Walloons that get ya, or are the Flemish also to blame? FM

Is that like asking about the Northumberlanders and the Manchesterians?

More like Northumbrians and Mancunians.

I stand corrected
G

Gunner

No 220-pound thug can threaten the well-being or dignity of a 110-pound
woman who has two pounds of iron to even things out. Is that evil?
Is that wrong? People who object to weapons aren't abolishing violence,
they're begging for the rule of brute force, when the biggest, strongest
animals among men were always automatically "right". Guns end that,
and social democracy is a hollow farce without an armed populace to make
it work.
- L. Neil Smith

A city wide blackout at Sat, 06 Dec 2003 22:25:51 GMT did not prevent Gunner
from posting to rec.crafts.metalworking the following:

But there is no work where my homestead is, Im very good at what I do,
and I enjoy the work. Just hate the travel and the fact that all my
toys are up north. So I dont get a lot of evening time to work on my
machines at home and tend to spend the weekends in a mad rush to get
stuff done, stuff family related or homestead related. My list of
things that "I" want to do...is huge and getting farther behind every
week. During the week, when Im not too exhausted, I post on the net,
or go out and play pool/darts, or read. Shrug. Not fun, but there are
millions of folks in worse shape than I am, either they have no skills
or no job, or they have no home or hobby.

"I used to cry that I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet"

I can kind of relate. Between school and work, I'm "booked" from 8 am to
midnight. Add in travel time, and one can see why I sleep deprived towards the
end of the week. (And then having the power go out for four days, including
the weekend. It is to laugh, I arrive home after midnight friday morning to no
power on the block. It has been out since 10 am. Still enough hot water to
shower by candle light. Candle light is more romantic if you have someone to
be romantic with. I must admit, it is nice and dark when the power is out,
most conducive to sleeping. Set the alarm clock on the cell phone and turn in.
Cell phone beep[s at 5:45 to tell me the battery is low and it is shutting
down. :-P

And so it went all weekend.

Lets hear it for the line men guys, replacing power polls in the dark.
--
pyotr filipivich
"We don't support "guns" ... the term "gun" gets in the way of
what is really being talked about here - we want choice in
personal security devices." Ann Coulter