First I wrote:
=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0OK, we'll compromise. Phil, you send Larry
a sheep, and I'll give him the finger.

Than on Wed, Oct 20, 2004, 6:03am (EDT+6) (Phil=A0Hansen)
wrote:
No problem. Consider it done.

Unless you're made at him, best not send him a blind ewe. He might
live near a cliff.



JOAT
Eagles can soar ... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Wed, Oct 20, 2004, 5:26am (EDT-3) says:
'acourse, it's kinda a long trip for JOAT, going all the way up to
Larry's just to finger a sheep....

You're absolutely right. Time to delegate some authority. You're
now the Chosen One. The Woodworking Gods will bless and watch over
you.

And I made them promise not to take along the video camera.



JOAT
Eagles can soar ... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

In article ,
says...
Unless you're made at him, best not send him a blind ewe. He might
live near a cliff.

This could go on forever I'm done
--

Phillip Hansen
Skil-Phil Solutions

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 19:26:54 +0200, Phil Hansen calmly
ranted:

In article ,
says...
Unless you're made at him, best not send him a blind ewe. He might
live near a cliff.

This could go on forever I'm done

Don't forget to wash up. AND CLEAN UP THAT SHEEP!
bseg


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become too complex to be managed by self-rule, that government by
an elite group is superior to government for, by, and of the people.
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among us has the capacity to govern someone else?
All of us together, in and out of government, must bear the
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group singled out to pay a higher price.

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"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 18 Oct 2004 05:32:38 +0200, Phil Hansen calmly
ranted:

In article ,
says...
Sun, Oct 17, 2004, 6:36pm (EDT+6) (Phil=A0Hansen) burbled:
I have repented and erected a shrine in the shape of a plane in the
front yard. I hope the Gods forgive me. (with your connections please
put in a good word for me)

Ha, fat chance. A shrine. They don' wan' no steenkin' shrine.
You're just trying to get out of sending a small sacrifice for them.
That ****es them off even more. That's why they made me their High
Priest, to handle administrative duties for them, like sacrificies.
Sheesh.
Heathen.

Maiden on her way to you. All charges prepaid G

No, no, no. You're supposed to send the virginal maiden to me.
Send JOAT the middle finger off your left hand. He'll give the
finger to the WW gods. Er, so to speak.

Sheesh! Can't any of you remember anything? I distinctly remember JOAT
saying(some long time ago) that we are only supposed to send "slightly used"
maidens for the ww gods sacrifices.

--
Nahmie
The law of intelligent tinkering: save all the parts.

On Wed, 20 Oct 2004 07:11:12 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 19:55:48 -0700, Mark & Juanita
calmly ranted:

On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 13:35:50 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Tue, 19 Oct 2004 09:25:14 -0400, (J T)
calmly ranted:

Mon, Oct 18, 2004, 8:55pm (EDT-3)
(Larry*Jaques) is trying to enter the religion game with:
No, no, no. You're supposed to send the virginal maiden to me. Send JOAT
the middle finger off your left hand. He'll give the finger to the WW
gods. Er, so to speak.

OK, we'll compromise. Phil, you send Larry a sheep, and I'll give
him the finger.

That's no compromise, sir, except of me. (Make it a ewe.)

http://www.ratedtoons.com/flash/Dirty_Deeds.cfm

Damn. Ewe owe me a new monitor and keyboard, boy. sheepish grinne



Baaa, not me! :-)


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Wed, Oct 20, 2004, 6:54pm (Norman=A0D.=A0Crow) says:
Sheesh! Can't any of you remember anything? I distinctly remember JOAT
saying(some long time ago) that we are only supposed to send "slightly
used" maidens for the ww gods sacrifices.

Let me clarify a bit. Asking for an "unused" maiden would be like
asking for a unicorn - both mythical creatures - gotta be realistic.
Hence, the "slightly used".



JOAT
Eagles can soar ... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.