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The phone rings, and the wife answers.
A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight asshole
with no hair?"

Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching TV - who shall I say is calling?"

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The phone rings, and the wife answers.
A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight asshole
with no hair?"

Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching TV - who shall I say is calling?"

A former girlfriend told me she once got a call... heavy breathing... "Guess what I'm holding in
my hand?"

She told him, "If you can hold it in *one* hand, I'm not interested!" and hung up.
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The phone rings, and the wife answers.
A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight asshole
with no hair?"

Woman replies, "Yes, he's watching TV - who shall I say is calling?"




Been talking to my wife?
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