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Leon wrote:
"Greg G." wrote in message news snip Not to stick my nose in, but I'd remove those two triangular towers of wood at the cut so that they don't shift and jam the blade. OK - I'm paranoid. ;-) . What fun would that be?? LOL Maybe just slide the jig down an inch or so and make a new cut. Relax, guys ... they're not going anywhere. -- www.e-woodshop.net Last update: 10/22/08 KarlC@ (the obvious) |
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:34:16 -0500, the infamous FrozenNorth
scrawled the following: Swingman wrote: diggerop wrote: Therein, lies the joy of wookwork for me, - the challenge and satisfaction of creating something that reflects my own (lack of) skills, experience and free will, - not what some plan requires of me. Sounds artistic, but I'm certainly no artist. So what's your approach? In a nutshell ... from this: http://www.e-woodshop.net/images/WideCherryS2S1E.JPG and this: http://www.e-woodshop.net/images/HC2.JPG to this: http://www.e-woodshop.net/images/Hc251.jpg ... the smile says it all! So do the pictures of you on the wall above her bed. :-) Hey, how'd we get back to the Deliverance thread from here? -- You know, in about 40 years, we'll have literally thousands of OLD LADIES running around with TATTOOS, and Rap Music will be the Golden Oldies. Now that's SCARY! --Maxine |
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On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:17:12 +0800, "diggerop" toobusy@themoment
wrote: So what's your approach? Woodworking helps the economy. I used to live in an apartment with sawdust embedded into the carpet. I had to wait until the neighbor's cars were gone so I could fire up my router. I was forced into buying a house with a huge walkout basement and the addiction was the cause. I use pine, fir, oak, cherry, maple, butternut, dogwood, walnut and the list goes on. I never bought maghogany, either because I did not see it or did not have enough money to buy it. |
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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:53:31 +0800, the infamous "diggerop"
toobusy@themoment scrawled the following: "StephenM" wrote in message news I see alot of those themes in my own approach. I have zero interest in (other people's) plans. Half the fun is designing something to meet my own personally weighted fiscal, functional and aesthetic criteria. I try not to buy wood per project. But I will is a ver specific need arises. When the opportunity presents itself I buy wood in volmume in the cheap. For me, I want to be able to go out to the barn, pull some stock off the pile and start making sawdust without fiscal remorse. That's a whole lot easier when I know that I paid $1/bdft on craigs list. I know have an inventory approaching 2K bd ft. which includes Oak, Maple, Cherry, Ash, and Poplar. I always try to use smallest lowest grade stick that will do the job. -Steve A kindred soul. Nice to know I'm not alone in the world. : ) Smallest stick for the job, good. But always the lowest grade? When will you ever use any of the best grade? That 2kbf will outlast you guys through your great grandsons, even if you have several. I don't understand that thinking. My 93 y/o neighbor won't wear his suit or any of his decent shirts anywhere because "they're only for something special." He has 40 y/o shirts which have never been worn (or worn only once) for that reason. Ah doona unnerstan it. -- You know, in about 40 years, we'll have literally thousands of OLD LADIES running around with TATTOOS, and Rap Music will be the Golden Oldies. Now that's SCARY! --Maxine |
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On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:16:49 +0800, the infamous "diggerop"
toobusy@themoment scrawled the following: "Larry Jaques" wrote in message .. . certainly no artist. Pineywood Pukey Ducks do it for ya, do they? OK. Nah. Pukey Ducks are for you Seppo's. Emu's mate, emu's. OK, Pineywood Pukey Emus. The bird with the single digit IQ. [Comparison of Aussies to Emus deleted out of compassion.] We even used to use them in place of plaster ducks on the wall in the 60's, although they're a bit hard to nail to the wall because the buggers struggle so much. That's half the fun, wot? -- You know, in about 40 years, we'll have literally thousands of OLD LADIES running around with TATTOOS, and Rap Music will be the Golden Oldies. Now that's SCARY! --Maxine |
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"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
... On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:53:31 +0800, the infamous "diggerop" toobusy@themoment scrawled the following: "StephenM" wrote in message news I see alot of those themes in my own approach. I have zero interest in (other people's) plans. Half the fun is designing something to meet my own personally weighted fiscal, functional and aesthetic criteria. I try not to buy wood per project. But I will is a ver specific need arises. When the opportunity presents itself I buy wood in volmume in the cheap. For me, I want to be able to go out to the barn, pull some stock off the pile and start making sawdust without fiscal remorse. That's a whole lot easier when I know that I paid $1/bdft on craigs list. I know have an inventory approaching 2K bd ft. which includes Oak, Maple, Cherry, Ash, and Poplar. I always try to use smallest lowest grade stick that will do the job. -Steve A kindred soul. Nice to know I'm not alone in the world. : ) Smallest stick for the job, good. But always the lowest grade? When will you ever use any of the best grade? That 2kbf will outlast you guys through your great grandsons, even if you have several. Lowest grade that will do the job makes sense to to me. Any high grade timber that is still there for the grandsons will have appreciated in value better than cash in the bank. If there is any left, they'll pay homage to his foresight every time they use some of it. I don't understand that thinking. My 93 y/o neighbor won't wear his suit or any of his decent shirts anywhere because "they're only for something special." He has 40 y/o shirts which have never been worn (or worn only once) for that reason. Ah doona unnerstan it. Aye, then ye will nae ken the canny Scot, laddie. Never spend a penny when a ha'penny will do. Every mickle makes a muckle. : ) diggerop |
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"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
... On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:16:49 +0800, the infamous "diggerop" toobusy@themoment scrawled the following: "Larry Jaques" wrote in message . .. certainly no artist. Pineywood Pukey Ducks do it for ya, do they? OK. Nah. Pukey Ducks are for you Seppo's. Emu's mate, emu's. OK, Pineywood Pukey Emus. The bird with the single digit IQ. [Comparison of Aussies to Emus deleted out of compassion.] Heh. That's OK, mate. Reliable research has established that after you left our shores, the average IQ in Austalia went up dramatically. diggerop diggerop |
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"Larry Jaques" wrote in message ... I don't understand that thinking. My 93 y/o neighbor won't wear his suit or any of his decent shirts anywhere because "they're only for something special." He has 40 y/o shirts which have never been worn (or worn only once) for that reason. Ah doona unnerstan it. That reminds me of a 9x year old person I knew who would put on a coat and a tie even if you were just stopping buy to say hello. It left you with the impression that your visit was the big event of the day, at least. He was a retired dentist who collected antique dental tools--they were in boxes, like those used for silverware, and extended ALL the way around his living room. In some ways, reminds me of some of the people here. Bury me with my Stanley #7... : ) Bill |
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"diggerop" toobusy@themoment writes:
Lowest grade that will do the job makes sense to to me. Any high grade timber that is still there for the grandsons will have appreciated in value better than cash in the bank. If there is any left, they'll pay homage to his foresight every time they use some of it. Like the 25bf of Dalbergia Nigra (pre-cites) I've been saving for the right project? s |
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"diggerop" toobusy@themoment wrote in message ... "Larry Jaques" wrote in message ... On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:53:31 +0800, the infamous "diggerop" toobusy@themoment scrawled the following: "StephenM" wrote in message news I see alot of those themes in my own approach. I have zero interest in (other people's) plans. Half the fun is designing something to meet my own personally weighted fiscal, functional and aesthetic criteria. I try not to buy wood per project. But I will is a ver specific need arises. When the opportunity presents itself I buy wood in volmume in the cheap. For me, I want to be able to go out to the barn, pull some stock off the pile and start making sawdust without fiscal remorse. That's a whole lot easier when I know that I paid $1/bdft on craigs list. I know have an inventory approaching 2K bd ft. which includes Oak, Maple, Cherry, Ash, and Poplar. I always try to use smallest lowest grade stick that will do the job. -Steve A kindred soul. Nice to know I'm not alone in the world. : ) Smallest stick for the job, good. But always the lowest grade? When will you ever use any of the best grade? That 2kbf will outlast you guys through your great grandsons, even if you have several. It's been my experience with having a big pile of wood that it looks like a big pile until you try to do something.... I had about 5-600 bf of white oak, all sawn from the same tree that I thought would makes a lot of nice projects. The reality is that I have had problems on a couple projects with grain and color matching. I handled every one of those boards repeatedly and skip-planed many of them in an attempt to get the look I was after. Ran into the same thing recently with my walnut... it was sawn to various thicknesses and orientations but trying to get the right combinations of thickness, figure, etc., proved very difficult. The only way I pulled off a quilt rack was to resaw a 6"x8"x6' piece. The 4/4, 5/4 and 6/4 boards didn't work out either due to thickness, sawing orientation, figure or color. One of the reasons I picked up a 36" Crescent bandsaw off Craig's List was so that I could saw short logs into whatever boards I wanted... flat, quarter, rift of whatever thickness. I think this saw will let me tap into the seemingly endless supply of free trees that are available. Recently someone listed a free cherry tree that was sawn to log lengths. Couldn't move fast enough and someone else snapped it up (probably for firewood!). More wood is always better than less wood! John |
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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:44:27 +0800, the infamous "diggerop"
toobusy@themoment scrawled the following: "Larry Jaques" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:53:31 +0800, the infamous "diggerop" toobusy@themoment scrawled the following: "StephenM" wrote in message news I see alot of those themes in my own approach. I have zero interest in (other people's) plans. Half the fun is designing something to meet my own personally weighted fiscal, functional and aesthetic criteria. I try not to buy wood per project. But I will is a ver specific need arises. When the opportunity presents itself I buy wood in volmume in the cheap. For me, I want to be able to go out to the barn, pull some stock off the pile and start making sawdust without fiscal remorse. That's a whole lot easier when I know that I paid $1/bdft on craigs list. I know have an inventory approaching 2K bd ft. which includes Oak, Maple, Cherry, Ash, and Poplar. I always try to use smallest lowest grade stick that will do the job. -Steve A kindred soul. Nice to know I'm not alone in the world. : ) Smallest stick for the job, good. But always the lowest grade? When will you ever use any of the best grade? That 2kbf will outlast you guys through your great grandsons, even if you have several. Lowest grade that will do the job makes sense to to me. Any high grade timber that is still there for the grandsons will have appreciated in value better than cash in the bank. If there is any left, they'll pay homage to his foresight every time they use some of it. You spent the money for the wood, so why shouldn't you use at least _some_ of the GOOD STUFF? That's what I don't understand. I don't understand that thinking. My 93 y/o neighbor won't wear his suit or any of his decent shirts anywhere because "they're only for something special." He has 40 y/o shirts which have never been worn (or worn only once) for that reason. Ah doona unnerstan it. Aye, then ye will nae ken the canny Scot, laddie. Never spend a penny when a ha'penny will do. Every mickle makes a muckle. : ) The heard that the Scots invented the velcro wallet so they could hear it SCREAM every time it was opened up. -- You know, in about 40 years, we'll have literally thousands of OLD LADIES running around with TATTOOS, and Rap Music will be the Golden Oldies. Now that's SCARY! --Maxine |
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"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
... On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:44:27 +0800, the infamous "diggerop" toobusy@themoment scrawled the following: Ah doona unnerstan it. Aye, then ye will nae ken the canny Scot, laddie. Never spend a penny when a ha'penny will do. Every mickle makes a muckle. : ) The heard that the Scots invented the velcro wallet so they could hear it SCREAM every time it was opened up. True I'm sure. My Scottish grandfather maintained that the definition of perpetual motion, was two Scots chasing each other around in a circle, each trying to present the other with a bill. diggerop |
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Somebody wrote: The heard that the Scots invented the velcro wallet so they could hear it SCREAM every time it was opened up. Had an uncle, German not Scot, who was so tight that he squeaked so bad you could hear him coming from 5 miles away. Lew |
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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:57:52 +0800, the infamous "diggerop"
toobusy@themoment scrawled the following: "Larry Jaques" wrote in message .. . On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:44:27 +0800, the infamous "diggerop" toobusy@themoment scrawled the following: Ah doona unnerstan it. Aye, then ye will nae ken the canny Scot, laddie. Never spend a penny when a ha'penny will do. Every mickle makes a muckle. : ) The heard that the Scots invented the velcro wallet so they could hear it SCREAM every time it was opened up. True I'm sure. My Scottish grandfather maintained that the definition of perpetual motion, was two Scots chasing each other around in a circle, each trying to present the other with a bill. Har! OK, now let's do Irish jokes! -- When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. -- Thomas Paine |
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"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
... Har! OK, now let's do Irish jokes! You're on, Sport. A lesser known branch of our family tree is the O'Foolery's, - at least we like to keep it that way. My Uncle, Seamus O'Foolery emigrated to Oz and right away got a job digging ditches for sewers. His workmates were good enough to straightaway let him in on the secret that he could keep any gold he found for himself as a bonus. So he set to with a will. After ten years he began to suspect that perhaps the boys might have been having a lend of him. So he began scanning the employment ads, where he came across an ad for a job as a university professor. Begorrah, that's the job for me, he thought and the following day, he fronted up to the Dean of the university and he informed him that he was there for the job of professor. Now the Dean was a kind sort of a soul, and thought hard about how to tell Seamus he couldn't be a professor, but at the same time he had no wish to offend him. He decided to have him sit an IQ test and when he tallied up the results, he informed Seamus, that it showed that he wouldn't have the necessary abilities to be a professor, close but not quite, but he shouldn't take it as a reflection of his worth. Seamus took it with good grace and just as he was leaving, he asked, "This OiQ test, it measures your ability to do things , does it? "That's correct, said the Dean. You need an IQ of over 140 to be a professor." "Ah well, oi wuz just wontherin, what sort of OiQ you'd be needin' to tie your bootlaces." "Not much," said the Dean. 'About twenty would be enough." "Ah well, I thought as much. That explains it all." Mystified, the dean asked him what he meant. Seamus explained, "Now I now why so many Aussies wear thongs." nb For the uninformed, a thong, (unlike in the US,) is an ingenious piece of Aussie footwear. A group of attractive young women on a beach wearing black rubber thongs may not be as anywhere near as exciting as you may have thought. diggerop |
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diggerop wrote:
For the uninformed, a thong, (unlike in the US,) is an ingenious piece of Aussie footwear. We call'em thongs here also, or AKA "flip flops". A group of attractive young women on a beach wearing black rubber thongs may not be as anywhere near as exciting as you may have thought. Au contraire, mon ami! A group of Sheila's on the beach is guaranteed to be exciting, or something has drastically changed. -- www.e-woodshop.net Last update: 10/22/08 KarlC@ (the obvious) |
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"Swingman" wrote in message ... diggerop wrote: For the uninformed, a thong, (unlike in the US,) is an ingenious piece of Aussie footwear. We call'em thongs here also, or AKA "flip flops". A group of attractive young women on a beach wearing black rubber thongs may not be as anywhere near as exciting as you may have thought. Au contraire, mon ami! A group of Sheila's on the beach is guaranteed to be exciting, or something has drastically changed. Regardless of which spot Sheila is wearing her thong on the beach. |
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"Leon" wrote in message
... "Swingman" wrote in message ... diggerop wrote: For the uninformed, a thong, (unlike in the US,) is an ingenious piece of Aussie footwear. We call'em thongs here also, or AKA "flip flops". A group of attractive young women on a beach wearing black rubber thongs may not be as anywhere near as exciting as you may have thought. Au contraire, mon ami! A group of Sheila's on the beach is guaranteed to be exciting, or something has drastically changed. Regardless of which spot Sheila is wearing her thong on the beach. Spoiled for choice we are. Lovely animal, the Aussie sheila. Friendly, too. : ) diggerop |
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Leon said:
"Swingman" wrote in message ... diggerop wrote: For the uninformed, a thong, (unlike in the US,) is an ingenious piece of Aussie footwear. We call'em thongs here also, or AKA "flip flops". A group of attractive young women on a beach wearing black rubber thongs may not be as anywhere near as exciting as you may have thought. Au contraire, mon ami! A group of Sheila's on the beach is guaranteed to be exciting, or something has drastically changed. Regardless of which spot Sheila is wearing her thong on the beach. Are you absolutely sure about that... http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=6287 Greg G. |
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"Swingman" wrote in message
... A group of attractive young women on a beach wearing black rubber thongs may not be as anywhere near as exciting as you may have thought. Au contraire, mon ami! A group of Sheila's on the beach is guaranteed to be exciting, or something has drastically changed. Heh. In reply, a little bush poetry ........... There's a bloke who's known as Swingman, Works with wood and and plays the bass, I feel as though I've met him, Though I've never seen his face. I chanced upon him in the wreck, Whilst trawling through the net, He seemed a man of character, with strong opinions set. I soon discovered that he'd been, While youthful he still was, A visitor to our fair shores, This mighty land of Oz. It seems that while in northern climes, On warm and moonlight nights He took the chance to sample, Our fair female delights. Now while I don't begrudge him this, (I'm fair as I can be,) I'm glad he went back to the States, ....... and left the rest for me. diggerop |
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diggerop wrote:
"Swingman" wrote in message ... A group of attractive young women on a beach wearing black rubber thongs may not be as anywhere near as exciting as you may have thought. Au contraire, mon ami! A group of Sheila's on the beach is guaranteed to be exciting, or something has drastically changed. Heh. In reply, a little bush poetry ........... There's a bloke who's known as Swingman, Works with wood and and plays the bass, I feel as though I've met him, Though I've never seen his face. I chanced upon him in the wreck, Whilst trawling through the net, He seemed a man of character, with strong opinions set. I soon discovered that he'd been, While youthful he still was, A visitor to our fair shores, This mighty land of Oz. It seems that while in northern climes, On warm and moonlight nights He took the chance to sample, Our fair female delights. Now while I don't begrudge him this, (I'm fair as I can be,) I'm glad he went back to the States, ...... and left the rest for me. Priceless!! ROFL ... Actually, met my first wife, and still very good friend, somewhere between Alice Springs and Darwin, but she's a POME! .... another story worth telling sometime (just as you think you're he man brave hitchhiking the bitumen between Alice and Darwin, you meet a couple of British cuties just ahead of you doing the same ...) -- www.e-woodshop.net Last update: 10/22/08 KarlC@ (the obvious) |
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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 22:08:57 +0800, the infamous "diggerop"
toobusy@themoment scrawled the following: "Larry Jaques" wrote in message .. . Har! OK, now let's do Irish jokes! You're on, Sport. A lesser known branch of our family tree is the O'Foolery's, - at least we like to keep it that way. My Uncle, Seamus O'Foolery emigrated to Oz and right away got a job digging ditches for sewers. His workmates were good enough to straightaway let him in on the secret that he could keep any gold he found for himself as a bonus. So he set to with a will. After ten years he began to suspect that perhaps the boys might have been having a lend of him. So he began scanning the employment ads, where he came across an ad for a job as a university professor. Begorrah, that's the job for me, he thought and the following day, he fronted up to the Dean of the university and he informed him that he was there for the job of professor. Now the Dean was a kind sort of a soul, and thought hard about how to tell Seamus he couldn't be a professor, but at the same time he had no wish to offend him. He decided to have him sit an IQ test and when he tallied up the results, he informed Seamus, that it showed that he wouldn't have the necessary abilities to be a professor, close but not quite, but he shouldn't take it as a reflection of his worth. Seamus took it with good grace and just as he was leaving, he asked, "This OiQ test, it measures your ability to do things , does it? "That's correct, said the Dean. You need an IQ of over 140 to be a professor." "Ah well, oi wuz just wontherin, what sort of OiQ you'd be needin' to tie your bootlaces." "Not much," said the Dean. 'About twenty would be enough." "Ah well, I thought as much. That explains it all." Mystified, the dean asked him what he meant. Seamus explained, "Now I now why so many Aussies wear thongs." nb For the uninformed, a thong, (unlike in the US,) is an ingenious piece of Aussie footwear. A group of attractive young women on a beach wearing black rubber thongs may not be as anywhere near as exciting as you may have thought. Oi get it. Cute! kaff, kaff -- When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. -- Thomas Paine |
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On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:34:43 -0600, the infamous Swingman
scrawled the following: diggerop wrote: For the uninformed, a thong, (unlike in the US,) is an ingenious piece of Aussie footwear. We call'em thongs here also, or AKA "flip flops". A group of attractive young women on a beach wearing black rubber thongs may not be as anywhere near as exciting as you may have thought. Au contraire, mon ami! A group of Sheila's on the beach is guaranteed to be exciting, or something has drastically changed. Especially if they're wearing only -foot- thongs, huh? -- When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. -- Thomas Paine |
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Ping Bill
"Lew Hodgett" wrote in message ... Contact me off list. Lew Lew, If you would like to contact me off list, you can get my email address by following this link (until I remove it in few days) http://web.newsguy.com/MySite/ Bill |
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"Larry Jaques" wrote in message ... On Sat, 14 Nov 2009 22:08:57 +0800, the infamous "diggerop" toobusy@themoment scrawled the following: "Larry Jaques" wrote in message . .. Har! OK, now let's do Irish jokes! You're on, Sport. A lesser known branch of our family tree is the O'Foolery's, - at least we like to keep it that way. My Uncle, Seamus O'Foolery emigrated to Oz and right away got a job digging ditches for sewers. His workmates were good enough to straightaway let him in on the secret that he could keep any gold he found for himself as a bonus. So he set to with a will. After ten years he began to suspect that perhaps the boys might have been having a lend of him. So he began scanning the employment ads, where he came across an ad for a job as a university professor. Begorrah, that's the job for me, he thought and the following day, he fronted up to the Dean of the university and he informed him that he was there for the job of professor. Now the Dean was a kind sort of a soul, and thought hard about how to tell Seamus he couldn't be a professor, but at the same time he had no wish to offend him. He decided to have him sit an IQ test and when he tallied up the results, he informed Seamus, that it showed that he wouldn't have the necessary abilities to be a professor, close but not quite, but he shouldn't take it as a reflection of his worth. Seamus took it with good grace and just as he was leaving, he asked, "This OiQ test, it measures your ability to do things , does it? "That's correct, said the Dean. You need an IQ of over 140 to be a professor." "Ah well, oi wuz just wontherin, what sort of OiQ you'd be needin' to tie your bootlaces." "Not much," said the Dean. 'About twenty would be enough." "Ah well, I thought as much. That explains it all." Mystified, the dean asked him what he meant. Seamus explained, "Now I now why so many Aussies wear thongs." nb For the uninformed, a thong, (unlike in the US,) is an ingenious piece of Aussie footwear. Used to mean the same thing here. Somewhere along tthe line, the word got hijacked. |
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"Bill" wrote: If you would like to contact me off list, you can get my email address by following this link (until I remove it in few days) http://web.newsguy.com/MySite/ Round and round the Mulberry bush. Seems you're down and I back up. Want to try again? Lew |
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"Lew Hodgett" wrote in message ... Seems you're down and I back up. Want to try again? Here you go Lew, http://web.newsguy.com/MySite/ Thanks, Bill Lew |
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