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O/T: Raisin Bread
Subject: Raisin Bread
** A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. ** One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and at the loaves of bread behind the counter. ** Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. ** "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says. ** The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf. ** The man standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought. ** When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves, as he is "having company for dinner." ** As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread. ** After many trips, she is tired, irritated and begins to wonder "why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?" ** Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. ** Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd. Thinking that she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?" ** "No," stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little." |
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