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![]() To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise your right foot and make clockwise circles with it. While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand. If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been affected. The condition is irreversible. -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ |
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![]() Not really. It's a design defect in the motor control circuit. (Which is not to say that wood dust can't hurt you!) -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ |
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![]() "Morris Dovey" wrote in message If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been affected. Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain damage would account for this particular test. ![]() |
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Upscale wrote:
"Morris Dovey" wrote in message If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been affected. Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain damage would account for this particular test. ![]() Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%. Other symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing stiffness of the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity. ![]() -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ |
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![]() Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain damage would account for this particular test. ![]() Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%. Other symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing stiffness of the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity. ![]() -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ I forget, what was the test again? I can't seem to see the original post and my fingers are too stiff to google it. Or is that a stupid question? jc |
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![]() "Morris Dovey" wrote in message ... Upscale wrote: "Morris Dovey" wrote in message If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been affected. Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain damage would account for this particular test. ![]() Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%. Other symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing stiffness of the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity. Looks like I'm a goner. ![]() -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ |
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Morris Dovey wrote:
Upscale wrote: "Morris Dovey" wrote in message If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been affected. Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain damage would account for this particular test. ![]() Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%. Other symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing stiffness of the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity. ![]() There was something else that I used to enjoy. Seems like it involved getting a bit frisky with the missus. And then we got all ... involved? somehow. And then... but I forget. Dang. gloom, jo4hn |
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![]() "Morris Dovey" wrote in message ... Upscale wrote: "Morris Dovey" wrote in message If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been affected. Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain damage would account for this particular test. ![]() Worse - it's terminal. The mortality rate is expected to reach 100%. Other symptoms are degradation of vision, forgetfulness, increasing stiffness of the joints, and increasing impatience with stupidity. ![]() -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USA http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ I have all those problems. Allways wondered what caused it. WW |
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![]() "Upscale" wrote in message ... "Morris Dovey" wrote in message If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been affected. Sounds like you've already been affected Morris. Only wood dust brain damage would account for this particular test. ![]() It isn't Morris alone. The first time in your life you picked up a piece of sandpaper you are on your way to brain loss. I know because I have done tons of sanding in my lifetime. I know because I have done tons of sanding in my lifetime. I think I said that already! |
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![]() "Morris Dovey" wrote in message ... To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise your right foot and make clockwise circles with it. While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand. If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been affected. The condition is irreversible. It actually affects the optic nerve, right where the it meets behind the eyes, and usually in the form of an Arterial Venous Malformation, a knotted mass of blood vessels. I had to have mine removed surgically [in 2004]. Dave in Houston |
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On Feb 20, 7:53*am, Morris Dovey wrote:
To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise your right foot and make clockwise circles with it. While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand. If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been affected. The condition is irreversible. -- Morris Dovey DeSoto Solar DeSoto, Iowa USAhttp://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/ A friend of mine insists that exactly the opposite occurs. Mind you, he lives in Australia. |
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To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise
your right foot and make clockwise circles with it. While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand. If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been affected. The condition is irreversible. I can do it, so I'm not effected. But I'm a drummer, so maybe I need another test. Or maybe that is the proof. -- -MIKE- "Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life" --Elvin Jones (1927-2004) -- http://mikedrums.com ---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply |
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On Feb 20, 12:34*pm, -MIKE- wrote:
I can do it, so I'm not effected. But I'm a drummer, I can do it too, but I'm not the regular drummer. |
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Robatoy wrote:
-MIKE- wrote: I can do it, so I'm not effected. But I'm a drummer, I can do it too, but I'm not the regular drummer. "You can't really dust for vomit." -- -MIKE- "Playing is not something I do at night, it's my function in life" --Elvin Jones (1927-2004) -- http://mikedrums.com ---remove "DOT" ^^^^ to reply |
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-MIKE- wrote:
Robatoy wrote: -MIKE- wrote: I can do it, so I'm not effected. But I'm a drummer, I can do it too, but I'm not the regular drummer. "You can't really dust for vomit." Stumpy Pete, is that you? |
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which way is clockwise?
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On Feb 20, 1:31*pm, Bored Borg
wrote: which way is clockwise? Which hemisphere are you in? |
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On 2/20/2009 7:53 AM Morris Dovey mumbled something about the following:
To discover if you have been affected, sit in a comfortable chair, raise your right foot and make clockwise circles with it. While making clockwise circles in the air with your right foot, draw a large number '6' in the air in front of you with your right hand. If your right foot is now making counter-clockwise circles you have been affected. The condition is irreversible. Wow, I'm not affected. Guess I need to go make more dust. -- Odinn RCOS #7 SENS BS #154 |
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