The Irish are such clear thinkers:

'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you in the US are even bothering
to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman
who owns a beer distributorship.'

E-Mail I thought I'd share it seemed to settle the whole issue of who
to vote for.