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How to handle telemarketers
NoOne N Particular wrote:
Brent Beal wrote: How to handle telemarketers Whenever I answer the phone the caller has maybe one second to say something. If I don't hear anything within that second I hang up before the computerized equipment can transfer me to a harassment specialist. If it was someone who actually wanted to speak to me they will call right back. Telemarketers don't. Wayne You want more time than 1 second? Don't answer with "hello", many of the automated calling systems recognize "hello" and initiate the transfer process. If you answer, "this'sbrent",it slows down the process of transfer and gives you more time to react. -- If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough |
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Would not always work for me. Both grandkids and a cowoker sometimes cannot get the words out right away. Hope your grandkids are faster, and that you don't have a coworker as I am referring to. I only have one grandkid and she is 4. She has called a couple of times (with mommy or daddy's supervision of course), and there are plenty of other background noises that I can recognize. :-) Wayne |
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How to handle telemarketers
On Apr 1, 11:02 pm, Mark & Juanita wrote:
NoOne N Particular wrote: Brent Beal wrote: How to handle telemarketers Whenever I answer the phone the caller has maybe one second to say something. If I don't hear anything within that second I hang up before the computerized equipment can transfer me to a harassment specialist. If it was someone who actually wanted to speak to me they will call right back. Telemarketers don't. Wayne You want more time than 1 second? Don't answer with "hello", many of the automated calling systems recognize "hello" and initiate the transfer process. If you answer, "this'sbrent",it slows down the process of transfer and gives you more time to react. -- We don't get many telemarketers, and I hadn't thought about it, but I always answer the phone, "Charlie Self." With the TMs and other dips (usually politicians or their reps, at least this year), there is quite a long pause before the machine switches over. I do dump the call after a couple of seconds. You spoiled one of my illusions. I always thought the delay in answering was because the idiots calling, who almost always then ask for Mr. Self, couldn't understand English. Most of them don't speak it at all well. |
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How to handle telemarketers
On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:29:40 -0400, Mike Marlow wrote:
"Mike Marlow" wrote in message One of the best I've ever heard was by Tom Mabe. I've posted over to the binaries group with a WMV file that you'll all get a kick out of. Nix on that. Tried to post it but could not get it to upload. Oh well... Probably this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8 I like this call more. The hosting web site is probably not one to go poking around if you have a weak stomach, though! http://www.fugly.com/audio/201/brothers.html |
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How to handle telemarketers
Charlie Self wrote:
On Apr 1, 11:02 pm, Mark & Juanita wrote: NoOne N Particular wrote: Brent Beal wrote: How to handle telemarketers Whenever I answer the phone the caller has maybe one second to say something. If I don't hear anything within that second I hang up before the computerized equipment can transfer me to a harassment specialist. If it was someone who actually wanted to speak to me they will call right back. Telemarketers don't. Wayne You want more time than 1 second? Don't answer with "hello", many of the automated calling systems recognize "hello" and initiate the transfer process. If you answer, "this'sbrent",it slows down the process of transfer and gives you more time to react. -- We don't get many telemarketers, and I hadn't thought about it, but I always answer the phone, "Charlie Self." With the TMs and other dips (usually politicians or their reps, at least this year), there is quite a long pause before the machine switches over. I do dump the call after a couple of seconds. You spoiled one of my illusions. I always thought the delay in answering was because the idiots calling, who almost always then ask for Mr. Self, couldn't understand English. Most of them don't speak it at all well. Several years ago a telemarketer called. First thing he asked was how I was doing. My quick mind replied, "I'm not doing to good. Life is going downhill real fast and I'm just on my way to end it all!" And hung up. Three minutes later one of our towns finest called. Wanted to know how things were going. "Fine," I replied. Yeah, the reason I'm calling is that a telemarketer just called and said he called you and that you said you were going to commit suicide, blah, blah, blah. Then I had to explain to the officer that I was fooling around with him (the telemarketer) and that everything was fine like I said. From then on I just hang up, don't say a word, just hang up. Been thinking about them air horns on a can of air lately, tho. |
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How to handle telemarketers
"Brent Beal" wrote in message ... How to handle telemarketers If it's a woman, I let her ramble on for a few minutes, then I say, 'can I ask a question' the reply is always 'yes', so I ask 'what colour knickers have you got on?' this usually results in an immediate switch off! |
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How to handle telemarketers
"alan holmes" wrote in
: "Brent Beal" wrote in message ... How to handle telemarketers If it's a woman, I let her ramble on for a few minutes, then I say, 'can I ask a question' the reply is always 'yes', so I ask 'what colour knickers have you got on?' this usually results in an immediate switch off! This is similar to what my friend Butch does - use thelemarketer's calls as an excuse for what he calls "innuendo phone sex" - never coming out and using explicit words, only euphamisms and double-entendre. I wish I had recordings, the results are amusing to say the least. |
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On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:39:38 GMT, "alan holmes"
wrote: "Brent Beal" wrote in message ... How to handle telemarketers If it's a woman, I let her ramble on for a few minutes, then I say, 'can I ask a question' the reply is always 'yes', so I ask 'what colour knickers have you got on?' this usually results in an immediate switch off! Using a Peter Lori voice ask, "How large are your breasts?" |
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