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Just thought you should all be educated.........

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of
acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is called
amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen. The FDA has been
looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by
a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has
settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of
course ibepokin.
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Silvan responds:

I'd go for mydixinchix personally.


That's a plural, huh? Best hope your wife doesn't read this or it might be in a
Ziplock bag.

Charlie Self

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promise them missionaries for dinner." H. L. Mencken



















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Bit better than mydixinblokes!

Cheers

Frank


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mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of
course ibepokin.


I'd go for mydixinchix personally.

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charlie b writes:

Imagine if Puritans weren't some of the earliest euros to get
here. Puritan: someone who is certain someone somewhere is
having fun - and not being punished for it.


Just think, we've always been taught that the Puritans left Europe to escape
religious persecution...but, as happens, they left because they weren't allowed
to persecute others. Their ancestors are alive and well.

Charlie Self

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promise them missionaries for dinner." H. L. Mencken



















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OUCH!

-JBB

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Silvan responds:

I'd go for mydixinchix personally.


That's a plural, huh? Best hope your wife doesn't read this or it might be

in a
Ziplock bag.

Charlie Self

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would
promise them missionaries for dinner." H. L. Mencken





















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Charlie Self wrote:

I'd go for mydixinchix personally.


That's a plural, huh? Best hope your wife doesn't read this or it might be
in a Ziplock bag.


Thrown into the river, most likely.

No fear. She doesn't google, and she doesn't do usenet.

Besides, I have nothing to fear in any case, and neither does she.

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Frank McVey wrote:

Bit better than mydixinblokes!


Quite.

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Hey Charlie,
Then it would be mydiksinziploc.

"Charlie Self" wrote in message
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Silvan responds:

I'd go for mydixinchix personally.


That's a plural, huh? Best hope your wife doesn't read this or it might be

in a
Ziplock bag.

Charlie Self

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would
promise them missionaries for dinner." H. L. Mencken





















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kb8qlr writes:
Then it would be mydiksinziploc.

"Charlie Self" wrote in message
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Silvan responds:

I'd go for mydixinchix personally.


That's a plural, huh? Best hope your wife doesn't read this or it might be

in a
Ziplock bag.


Yeah, well...and that's probably either in or on its way to the garbage
grinder.

Charlie Self

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would
promise them missionaries for dinner." H. L. Mencken



















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