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charlie b
 
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Default OT joke o the day! sorry could not resist. rated [r]

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Just thought you should all be educated.........

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of
acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is called
amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen. The FDA has been
looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by
a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has
settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of
course ibepokin.



Earlier before they decided on The Pill, christian fundamentalists
proposed sulfacontrol, sulfadenial and noassatol as the preferred
generic names for birth control. The Catholic church had already
gone from The Rythm Method to "parent" already.

Imagine if Puritans weren't some of the earliest euros to get
here. Puritan: someone who is certain someone somewhere is
having fun - and not being punished for it.

charlie b