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[email protected] November 24th 03 09:16 PM

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Just thought you should all be educated.........

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of
acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is called
amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen. The FDA has been
looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by
a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has
settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of
course ibepokin.

Silvan November 24th 03 11:28 PM

OT joke o the day! sorry could not resist. rated [r]
 
wrote:

mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of
course ibepokin.


I'd go for mydixinchix personally.

--
Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan
Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/


Charlie Self November 24th 03 11:51 PM

OT joke o the day! sorry could not resist. rated [r]
 
Silvan responds:

I'd go for mydixinchix personally.


That's a plural, huh? Best hope your wife doesn't read this or it might be in a
Ziplock bag.

Charlie Self

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would
promise them missionaries for dinner." H. L. Mencken




















[email protected] November 25th 03 12:02 AM

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On 24 Nov 2003 23:51:50 GMT, otforme (Charlie Self)
wrote:

Silvan responds:

I'd go for mydixinchix personally.


That's a plural, huh? Best hope your wife doesn't read this or it might be in a
Ziplock bag.

Charlie Self

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would
promise them missionaries for dinner." H. L. Mencken



LMAO.... good un charlie. :-]

















Frank McVey November 25th 03 01:12 AM

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Bit better than mydixinblokes!

Cheers

Frank


"Silvan" wrote in message
...
wrote:

mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of
course ibepokin.


I'd go for mydixinchix personally.

--
Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan
Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/




charlie b November 25th 03 01:49 AM

OT joke o the day! sorry could not resist. rated [r]
 
wrote:

Just thought you should all be educated.........

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol has a generic name of
acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is called
amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen. The FDA has been
looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by
a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has
settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of
course ibepokin.



Earlier before they decided on The Pill, christian fundamentalists
proposed sulfacontrol, sulfadenial and noassatol as the preferred
generic names for birth control. The Catholic church had already
gone from The Rythm Method to "parent" already.

Imagine if Puritans weren't some of the earliest euros to get
here. Puritan: someone who is certain someone somewhere is
having fun - and not being punished for it.

charlie b

Charlie Self November 25th 03 02:06 AM

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charlie b writes:

Imagine if Puritans weren't some of the earliest euros to get
here. Puritan: someone who is certain someone somewhere is
having fun - and not being punished for it.


Just think, we've always been taught that the Puritans left Europe to escape
religious persecution...but, as happens, they left because they weren't allowed
to persecute others. Their ancestors are alive and well.

Charlie Self

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would
promise them missionaries for dinner." H. L. Mencken




















J.B. Bobbitt November 25th 03 03:56 AM

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OUCH!

-JBB

"Charlie Self" wrote in message
...
Silvan responds:

I'd go for mydixinchix personally.


That's a plural, huh? Best hope your wife doesn't read this or it might be

in a
Ziplock bag.

Charlie Self

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would
promise them missionaries for dinner." H. L. Mencken






















Silvan November 25th 03 06:18 AM

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Charlie Self wrote:

I'd go for mydixinchix personally.


That's a plural, huh? Best hope your wife doesn't read this or it might be
in a Ziplock bag.


Thrown into the river, most likely.

No fear. She doesn't google, and she doesn't do usenet. :)

Besides, I have nothing to fear in any case, and neither does she.

--
Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan
Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/


Silvan November 25th 03 06:21 AM

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Frank McVey wrote:

Bit better than mydixinblokes!


Quite.

--
Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan
Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/


kb8qlr November 25th 03 01:45 PM

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Hey Charlie,
Then it would be mydiksinziploc.

"Charlie Self" wrote in message
...
Silvan responds:

I'd go for mydixinchix personally.


That's a plural, huh? Best hope your wife doesn't read this or it might be

in a
Ziplock bag.

Charlie Self

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would
promise them missionaries for dinner." H. L. Mencken






















Charlie Self November 25th 03 02:16 PM

OT joke o the day! sorry could not resist. rated [r]
 
kb8qlr writes:
Then it would be mydiksinziploc.

"Charlie Self" wrote in message
...
Silvan responds:

I'd go for mydixinchix personally.


That's a plural, huh? Best hope your wife doesn't read this or it might be

in a
Ziplock bag.


Yeah, well...and that's probably either in or on its way to the garbage
grinder.

Charlie Self

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would
promise them missionaries for dinner." H. L. Mencken





















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