Sent to me by a resident of the Keystone state.

Enjoy
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AUG 12
Moved to our new home in Pennsylvania. It so beautiful here.
The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them
with snow covering them. I love it here.

OCT 14
Pennsylvania is the most beautiful place on Earth. The
leaves are turned all the colors and shades of red and
orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and
saw some Deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the
most wonderful animals on Earth. This must be Paradise, I
love it here.

NOV 11
Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting
to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I
love it here.

DEC 02
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed
in white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and
cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We
had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snowplow came by,
we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place,
I love Pennsylvania!

DEC 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
again to the driveway. I love it here.

DEC 19
More snow last night. Couldn't get of the driveway to get to
work. I am exhausted from shoveling. ****ing snowplow.

DEC 25
Merry ****ing Christmas. More friggin snow. If I ever get
my hands on that son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I
swear I'll kill the *******. Don't know why they don't use
more salt on the road to melt the ****ing ice.

DEC 27
More white **** last night. Been inside for three (3) ****ing
days except for shoveling out the driveway after that
snowplow goes through everytime. Can't go anywhere, car's
stuck in a mountain of white ****. The weatherman says to
expect another 10 inches of white **** again tonight. Do you
know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?

DEC 28
The ****ing weatherman was WRONG. We got 34 inches of that
white **** this time! At this rate, it won't melt before next summer.
The snowplow got stuck up the road and the ******* came to the door
and asked to borrow my shovel.
After I told him I had broken six (6) shovels already shoveling all
the **** he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his
****ing head.

JAN 04
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food
and on the way back a damned Deer ran in front of the car and I
hit it. Did about $4,500 damage to the car. Those ****ing beasts
should be shot on sight. Wished the hunters had killed them all
last November.

MAY 03
Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing
is rusting out from all that ****ing salt they put all over the road.

MAY 10
Moved to California. I can't imagine why anyone in their right
mind would ever live in that god-forsaken state of Pennsylvania.

Lew Hodgett wrote:
Sent to me by a resident of the Keystone state.

Enjoy
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
AUG 12
Moved to our new home in Pennsylvania. It so beautiful here.
The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them
with snow covering them. I love it here.

OCT 14
Pennsylvania is the most beautiful place on Earth. The
leaves are turned all the colors and shades of red and
orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and
saw some Deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the
most wonderful animals on Earth. This must be Paradise, I
love it here.

NOV 11
Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting
to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I
love it here.

DEC 02
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed
in white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and
cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We
had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snowplow came by,
we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place,
I love Pennsylvania!

DEC 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
again to the driveway. I love it here.

DEC 19
More snow last night. Couldn't get of the driveway to get to
work. I am exhausted from shoveling. ****ing snowplow.

DEC 25
Merry ****ing Christmas. More friggin snow. If I ever get
my hands on that son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I
swear I'll kill the *******. Don't know why they don't use
more salt on the road to melt the ****ing ice.

DEC 27
More white **** last night. Been inside for three (3) ****ing
days except for shoveling out the driveway after that
snowplow goes through everytime. Can't go anywhere, car's
stuck in a mountain of white ****. The weatherman says to
expect another 10 inches of white **** again tonight. Do you
know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?

DEC 28
The ****ing weatherman was WRONG. We got 34 inches of that
white **** this time! At this rate, it won't melt before next summer.
The snowplow got stuck up the road and the ******* came to the door
and asked to borrow my shovel.
After I told him I had broken six (6) shovels already shoveling all
the **** he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his
****ing head.

JAN 04
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food
and on the way back a damned Deer ran in front of the car and I
hit it. Did about $4,500 damage to the car. Those ****ing beasts
should be shot on sight. Wished the hunters had killed them all
last November.

MAY 03
Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing
is rusting out from all that ****ing salt they put all over the road.

MAY 10
Moved to California. I can't imagine why anyone in their right
mind would ever live in that god-forsaken state of Pennsylvania.


That is great Lew. I left a place that had a lot of snow and COLD (-40)
weather. When we do get snow now I laugh when I see the snowplow rushing
to clean the streets from 2" of snow. Loved the Laugh!

"Ralph" wrote:


That is great Lew. I left a place that had a lot of snow and COLD (-40)
weather. When we do get snow now I laugh when I see the snowplow rushing
to clean the streets from 2" of snow. Loved the Laugh!

Sounds like you stopped too soonG

Lew